The Legend of James Harrison

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james Harrisons is like a dog, not only because he can smell fear, but because he can piss on whatever he wants.

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James Harrison can get Blackjack with just one card.

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If James Harrison knew about this thread, he'd delete the internet.

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James Harrison knows what Willis is talking about.

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james Harrison puts the laughter in manslaughter.

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James Harrison doesn't like the Sprite, or anything, in you.

[Iron Shiek]

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James Harrison knows what Willis is talking about.

Harrison also knows where the beef is as well.

Not to mention the fact that UPS doesn't dare ask what brown can do for Harrison. He don't need any help.

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James Harrison invented beer.

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This is probably tasteless, but I don't have a filter......

You know how so many QB's kids are born with a mental/physical handicap? That was probably caused by a James Harrison strip sack.

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James Harrison got with KoolAid girl in college. No one has ever mentioned it to him.

[Iron Shiek]

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This is probably tasteless, but I don't have a filter......

You know how so many QB's kids are born with a mental/physical handicap? That was probably caused by a James Harrison strip sack.

We should call that a "Strack"....or a "Deebo". Or whatever James Harrison wants to call it I suppose would suffice.

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This is probably tasteless, but I don't have a filter......

You know how so many QB's kids are born with a mental/physical handicap? That was probably caused by a James Harrison strip sack.

We should call that a "Strack"....or a "Deebo". Or whatever James Harrison wants to call it I suppose would suffice.

We need Myron to name it.

[RuthlessBurgher]

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This is probably tasteless, but I don't have a filter......

You know how so many QB's kids are born with a mental/physical handicap? That was probably caused by a James Harrison strip sack.

We should call that a "Strack"....or a "Deebo". Or whatever James Harrison wants to call it I suppose would suffice.

We need Myron to name it.

If I know Myron, he would go with "Fumblerooski." That's a great name for a play, and since the original "Fumblerooski" play has been outlawed in NFL, college, and high school play, we need to bring the Fumblerooski name back into football consciousness.

[Discipline of Steel]

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Last night when i told little guy the big news, he presented me with a late Xmas present... A #92 Harrison Steelers T-shirt. Smart kid...and right on time. I told him about how James Harrison created the Great Lakes as his bedtime story.

[Iron Shiek]

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James Harrison is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

James Harrison likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

Brady Quinn is allowed to live because James Harrison doesn't kill women.

James Harrison once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.

Who let the dawgs out? James Harrison let the dogs out... and then suplexed them through an Oldsmobile.