The Legend of James Harrison

[RuthlessBurgher]

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James Harrison ate Mike Tyson's children.

James did not like the way Mike's children tasted, so in order to prevent him from having any more foul-tasting children, he castrated Tyson Grey-Ruegamer-style. That is why Mike talks like that.

[Jigawatts]

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James Harrison is so bad... J.R. shot himself.

[Iron Shiek]

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James Harrison is so bad... J.R. shot himself.

Ahhh, fitting with the opponent that is coming to town this week. Nice one.

Since we are on 80's references...

When the lady in the Wendy's commercial asked "Where's the Beef", Harrison popped up from under the counter and said "B!TCH I ATE IT...SAY SUM'M!!!!!!!!!"

[Discipline of Steel]

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When the earth was young, James Harrison met five giant dinosaurs on the battlefield now called Pittsburgh. He fought these dinosaurs and slew them, casting each of their bodies to the north. When their bodies impacted, they created large holes in the earth. James Harrison then ate their bodies and over eons, the holes filled with water from countless storms. Today we call those water filled holes the Great Lakes.

[RKSteel]

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When the earth was young, James Harrison met five giant dinosaurs on the battlefield now called Pittsburgh. He fought these dinosaurs and slew them, casting each of their bodies to the north. When their bodies impacted, they created large holes in the earth. James Harrison then ate their bodies and over eons, the holes filled with water from countless storms. Today we call those water filled holes the Great Lakes.

After drinking some grog to wash down the dinosaurs, James Harrison had to piss like a race horse. When he finished, there was a spilt in the Earth. Today we call that the Grand Canyon.

[Mel Blount's G]

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James Harrison was banned from being on Madden after several lawsuits against the video game company. Even as a video graphic, he hurts real people during the game

[DukieBoy]

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James used to joust, just for fun. He used neither jousting equipment nor horse.
He just ran at the opponents, and knocked them down with his stare. He spared the opponents' horses, of course. James does not believe in hurting animals. His jousting record was 92-0 before he ran out of willing opponents. To this day, he wears the number 92 as a result.

[NorCal-Steeler]

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word has it James Harrison was in that VIP room and Burress shot himself to avoid explaining why he didnt want to stay in Pittsburgh.

[SteelTorch]

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word has it James Harrison was in that VIP room and Burress shot himself to avoid explaining why he didnt want to stay in Pittsburgh.

[MeetJoeGreene]

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A poster on the triblive forum said something mildly critical of James Harrison. They shut down the board rather than face his wrath.

[ramblinjim]

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word has it James Harrison was in that VIP room and Burress shot himself to avoid explaining why he didnt want to stay in Pittsburgh.

this was a good one NorCal

[Jigawatts]

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A poster on the triblive forum said something mildly critical of James Harrison. They shut down the board rather than face his wrath.

[Mel Blount's G]

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A poster on the triblive forum said something mildly critical of James Harrison. They shut down the board rather than face his wrath.

Actually "they" didn't shut it down. Harrison stared at the computer screen until the board crashed and then the mods scrambled to put up their eulogy message

[D Rock]

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As my daughter and I were driving to Pittsburgh for the Chargers game, she said if we lived in Pittsburgh, it would be cool to live next to a Steeler player so we could get game tickets. We starting going through which players to live next to. We got to JH and I said yes, but I would be too afraid to ask him for tix, as he is one intimitading dude. After I showed her a picture of him she agreed.

He's only about a quarter mile away from me. Maybe I should go ask for tickets and share them with everyone?

[Ozey74]

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When James Harrison goes to haunted houses during the Halloween season, James Harrison's footsteps are the only thing that can be heard while he's walking through it.