The Legend of James Harrison

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  • hellbanger
    Benchwarmer
    • Aug 2008
    • 82

    Re: James Harrison Facts

    i could be wrong but i think i read someone that JH was the only one on the Steelers teams that scared Cowher. He does seem to have an intimidating presence. If thats true thats awesome! :P

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    • stlrz d
      Legend
      • May 2008
      • 9244

      Re: The Legend of James Harrison

      James Harrison can turn out the lights in the stadium, sack the QB, strip the ball, recover the fumble, score a TD, shower and be in bed before the stadium gets dark!

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      • stlrz d
        Legend
        • May 2008
        • 9244

        Re: James Harrison Facts



        :P

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        • Discipline of Steel
          Hall of Famer
          • Aug 2008
          • 3882

          Re: The Legend of James Harrison

          Originally posted by stlrz d
          James Harrison can turn out the lights in the stadium, sack the QB, strip the ball, recover the fumble, score a TD, shower and be in bed before the stadium gets dark!
          Bed? You mean you believe he sleeps? He just waits... Come on Man!
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          Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, hear the lamentations of their women.

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          • stlrz d
            Legend
            • May 2008
            • 9244

            Re: The Legend of James Harrison

            [quote=Discipline of Steel]
            Originally posted by "stlrz d":nluogg89
            James Harrison can turn out the lights in the stadium, sack the QB, strip the ball, recover the fumble, score a TD, shower and be in bed before the stadium gets dark!
            Bed? You mean you believe he sleeps? He just waits... Come on Man![/quote:nluogg89]

            Doesn't he have a girl? Who said anything about sleeping?

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            • Discipline of Steel
              Hall of Famer
              • Aug 2008
              • 3882

              Re: The Legend of James Harrison

              [quote=stlrz d][quote="Discipline of Steel":3stuh6bd]
              Originally posted by "stlrz d":3stuh6bd
              James Harrison can turn out the lights in the stadium, sack the QB, strip the ball, recover the fumble, score a TD, shower and be in bed before the stadium gets dark!
              Bed? You mean you believe he sleeps? He just waits... Come on Man![/quote:3stuh6bd]

              Doesn't he have a girl? Who said anything about sleeping? [/quote:3stuh6bd]


              Yeah, Jessica Simpson for one!
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              Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, hear the lamentations of their women.

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              • flippy
                Legend
                • Dec 2008
                • 17088

                Re: James Harrison Facts

                Originally posted by hellbanger
                i could be wrong but i think i read someone that JH was the only one on the Steelers teams that scared Cowher. He does seem to have an intimidating presence. If thats true thats awesome! :P
                The LB coach was afraid to cut him. Thought he'd be waiting for him in the parking lot with a tire iron.
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                • Iron Shiek
                  Hall of Famer
                  • May 2008
                  • 3798

                  Re: James Harrison Facts

                  Originally posted by flippy
                  Originally posted by hellbanger
                  i could be wrong but i think i read someone that JH was the only one on the Steelers teams that scared Cowher. He does seem to have an intimidating presence. If thats true thats awesome! :P
                  The LB coach was afraid to cut him. Thought he'd be waiting for him in the parking lot with a tire iron.

                  Tire iron...aka his right forearm...
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                  • flippy
                    Legend
                    • Dec 2008
                    • 17088

                    Re: The Legend of James Harrison

                    James Harrison hands Dick Lebeau next weeks game plan at the end of every game.
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                    • flippy
                      Legend
                      • Dec 2008
                      • 17088

                      Re: The Legend of James Harrison

                      James Harrison is his own dad and grandfather.
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                      • flippy
                        Legend
                        • Dec 2008
                        • 17088

                        Re: The Legend of James Harrison

                        Count to 10, that's how many seconds it would take James Harrison to sack you 92 times.
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                        • flippy
                          Legend
                          • Dec 2008
                          • 17088

                          Re: The Legend of James Harrison

                          James Harrison is Jesus' dad.
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                          • flippy
                            Legend
                            • Dec 2008
                            • 17088

                            Re: The Legend of James Harrison

                            Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. James Harrison does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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                            • flippy
                              Legend
                              • Dec 2008
                              • 17088

                              Re: The Legend of James Harrison

                              Most people know that Descarte said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, "...afraid of James Harrison."
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                              • flippy
                                Legend
                                • Dec 2008
                                • 17088

                                Re: The Legend of James Harrison

                                The best part of waking up, is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that James Harrison didn't kill you in your sleep.
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