Shazier Does not Practice

[Shawn]

Consider it a public service...it's merely a suggestion that energy expended being concerned over minor perceived deficiencies on this team might better be expended by examining how fortunate it is that we have this team, in spite of all that they've been through this season, that is currently one of two AFC teams (along with NE) who many pundits believe have the greatest likelihood of representing the conference in SB50. In this season, why stress over what you believe we don't have when you can appreciate what we do have?

I understand. Your complaining is with merit...vindicated by your obvious intellect, superior moral standing, and supreme logic. I bet you are an amazing dad as well.

[Slapstick]

I understand. Your complaining is with merit...vindicated by your obvious intellect, superior moral standing, and supreme logic. I bet you are an amazing dad as well.

Well, he did go to Cornell...

[RuthlessBurgher]

I understand. Your complaining is with merit...vindicated by your obvious intellect, superior moral standing, and supreme logic. I bet you are an amazing dad as well.

Thanks, brother! Sincerely... Of all the people to have attended any of those old Trib Board/Planet Steelers pregame tailgates, you are one of the board regulars from all these years that I am surprised that I've never actually met in person (although I did enjoy those old pictures from back in the day...especially the one of you, Angry Asian, and rpmpit that was photoshopped into the Three Stooges...classic). If you ever make it up to Heinz again for any future games, be sure to shoot me a PM beforehand so we can possibly meet up, even if only for a few minutes inside the stadium. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, SMG!

[Shawn]

Well, he did go to Cornell...

Good for him...

[RuthlessBurgher]

Well, he did go to Cornell...

I took a crapload of women's studies at Cornell. I wrote a companion to The Vagina Monologues called The Penis Apologies.

Oh wait...that was Andy at Dunder Mifflin. Another great Scrantonian.

[Shawn]

Thanks, brother! Sincerely... Of all the people to have attended any of those old Trib Board/Planet Steelers pregame tailgates, you are one of the board regulars from all these years that I am surprised that I've never actually met in person (although I did enjoy those old pictures from back in the day...especially the one of you, Angry Asian, and rpmpit that was photoshopped into the Three Stooges...classic). If you ever make it up to Heinz again for any future games, be sure to shoot me a PM beforehand so we can possibly meet up, even if only for a few minutes inside the stadium. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, SMG!

Too bad neither AA or armpit frequent these boards anymore. A couple of the finest men I have had the privilege to meet. Merry Christmas to you as well.

[RuthlessBurgher]

Too bad neither AA or armpit frequent these boards anymore. A couple of the finest men I have had the privilege to meet. Merry Christmas to you as well.

Yeah, my father and I picked up AA at his hotel near the Pittsburgh airport one time and brought him to a tailgate and the game. Great guy. My dad even liked him and he doesn't like anyone. I've talked to him on the phone a few times since he stopped coming here, but haven't spoken to him recently.

[Shawn]

Yeah, my father and I picked up AA at his hotel near the Pittsburgh airport one time and brought him to a tailgate and the game. Great guy. My dad even liked him and he doesn't like anyone. I've talked to him on the phone a few times since he stopped coming here, but haven't spoken to him recently.

Not sure why either disappeared but I would assume they outgrew our juvenile propensities. Me? Doubt I ever will...lol. You all are stuck with me.

Yes, AA is a great guy...enjoyed hanging out with him in Cinci and the Burgh. I remember coming back from the Burgh...driving back way too late and getting a call at like 2 am from armpit just to make sure I was able to stay awake and ok. Quality men.

[NorthCoast]

Reminds me of a couple I used to work with. They were literally unhappy unless they were complaining about something. Sitting at lunch with them was always an interesting experience.
One would start off about something and the other would quickly pick up on it and continue their bitching. In some ways it was entertaining to hear what their next bitch would be about.

[Oviedo]

Can we read your complaints about Dick Lebeau for old times sake?

Whatever floats your boat. The past is the past and should stay there.. I'd rather focus on the Def Coord we have who is finally making positive improvments

[Eddie Spaghetti]

let's review this weeks performance

Has anyone ever seen an ILB credited with 13 tackles with so little impact on the game? The ravens ran right up the middle where they knew he would be and beat our brains in with it. The only time I recall seeing #50 was when the FB emabarrased him down the middle

guy is invisible for long stretches

[Slapstick]

They ran the ball 31 times and averaged less than 4 YpC....

I wish we would have been willing to run the ball 31 times...

[Eddie Spaghetti]

keep your stats

1st round picks are supposed to make impact plays. How many did you see?

Its pointless to respond to you as you are basically an unpaid cheerleader

[feltdizz]

Imagine if he didnt make half of those 13 tackles?

[NorthCoast]

Shazier's tackles:

1st qtr:
no gain (shared w Timmons)
15 yd gain
7 yd gain

2nd qtr:
9 yd gain
3 yd gain
-1 yd gain
10 yd gain

3rd qtr:
10 yd gain
8 yd gain

4th qtr;
3 yd gain
10 yd gain
1 yd gain