The Lynch Trifecta?

[Chavezz]

Re: The Lynch Trifecta?

I think he's going to run over his own (unregistered) gun, thus shooting himself in the leg.

If he does all that while wearing his own Jersey, then he's got Plax and Henry beat...

That was the most embarrassing thing about the Chris Henry situation. Dude was wearing his own jersey when he got busted.

Who does that?

[Chadman]

Re: The Lynch Trifecta?

Let Chadman finish this off for you...

He will shoot himself in the leg after crashing his car through a Sheetz store and into the bathroom in an attempt to destroy an empty towel dispenser....

....

that was involved in a 'domestic dispute' with his estranged former cheeleader girlfriend (who was fired from the Cheats squad for writing on drunk, passed out friends & posting these pics on facebook), who is the mother of 5 of his 23 children. He will later be charged with resisting arrest, assaulting a police officer & failing a DUI, but only after taking a dump on his unpaid parking tickets that he recieved while selling cocaine. Upon his arrest, he will 'become' a snow angel (and be fined $10 000 by the NFL) before throwing snowballs at onlookers, pull out a cell phone from his sock & call his mom while scribbling his autograph on a policeman's hat with a sharpie he procured from his other sock before finally mooning everyone involved.

[MeetJoeGreene]

Re: The Lynch Trifecta?

Let Chadman finish this off for you...

He will shoot himself in the leg after crashing his car through a Sheetz store and into the bathroom in an attempt to destroy an empty towel dispenser....

....

that was involved in a 'domestic dispute' with his estranged former cheeleader girlfriend (who was fired from the Cheats squad for writing on drunk, passed out friends & posting these pics on facebook), who is the mother of 5 of his 23 children. He will later be charged with resisting arrest, assaulting a police officer & failing a DUI, but only after taking a dump on his unpaid parking tickets that he recieved while selling cocaine. Upon his arrest, he will 'become' a snow angel (and be fined $10 000 by the NFL) before throwing snowballs at onlookers, pull out a cell phone from his sock & call his mom while scribbling his autograph on a policeman's hat with a sharpie he procured from his other sock before finally mooning everyone involved.

Snow Angels??? Now you are just being silly.

[RuthlessBurgher]

Re: The Lynch Trifecta?

Let Chadman finish this off for you...

He will shoot himself in the leg after crashing his car through a Sheetz store and into the bathroom in an attempt to destroy an empty towel dispenser....

....

that was involved in a 'domestic dispute' with his estranged former cheeleader girlfriend (who was fired from the Cheats squad for writing on drunk, passed out friends & posting these pics on facebook), who is the mother of 5 of his 23 children. He will later be charged with resisting arrest, assaulting a police officer & failing a DUI, but only after taking a dump on his unpaid parking tickets that he recieved while selling cocaine. Upon his arrest, he will 'become' a snow angel (and be fined $10 000 by the NFL) before throwing snowballs at onlookers, pull out a cell phone from his sock & call his mom while scribbling his autograph on a policeman's hat with a sharpie he procured from his other sock before finally mooning everyone involved.

Snow Angels??? Now you are just being silly.

Tell that to Wes Welker.

[Iron Shiek]

Re: The Lynch Trifecta?

Lynch is going to be in some big trouble with the league it appears. Tim Ryan said today that it was reported that there was some weed found in the car as well. Haven't seen that in writing anywhere...but there's the trifecta for you.

Hit and Run last year, gun possession and weed possession this year. Dude is getting suspended. Fred Jackson takes over and blows up.

[Discipline of Steel]

Re: The Lynch Trifecta?

Ha! I called it...

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Police: Marijuana smell prompted search of Lynch

Updated: February 18, 2009, 11:31 PM EST CULVER CITY, Calif. (AP) - Officers who arrested Buffalo Bills running back Marshawn Lynch last week for possessing a loaded gun decided to search him after noticing the smell of marijuana coming from the vehicle he occupied, police said Wednesday.

Lynch and two other men were sitting in a parked Mercedes Benz with no license plates and dark, tinted windows on Feb. 11 when officers approached to investigate if the car was stolen, said police Capt. Dave Tankenson.

The officers smelled marijuana and searched the car and its occupants, finding four marijuana cigarettes and an unregistered 9 mm pistol, Tankenson said. Officers were unsure if the drugs belonged to Lynch.

Lynch's attorney, Gerald Schwartzbach, said the running back was not booked on any drug violations. He said he had not seen a copy of the police report and would not comment further.

Tankenson said the Los Angeles County district attorney's office will decide whether to charge Lynch with possessing the gun by the end of the week.

Even if Lynch is not charged and convicted, he could face disciplinary action from the NFL for violating the league's personal conduct policy.