The Lynch Trifecta?

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  • Iron Shiek
    Hall of Famer
    • May 2008
    • 3798

    The Lynch Trifecta?

    Okay everyone, put your thinking caps on. What would be a fitting crime to round out Lynch's Crime Trifecta. Surely it must be coming within a year. I mean, last offseason he ran a woman over. This offseason, he outdoes himself with an actual weapon that isn't a vehicle with gun possession. Is he going for the ultimate? Bomb possession?
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  • MeetJoeGreene
    Hall of Famer
    • May 2008
    • 3221

    #2
    Re: The Lynch Trifecta?

    He will shoot himself in the leg after crashing his car through a Sheetz store and into the bathroom in an attempt to destroy an empty towel dispenser.
    Cleveland spelled backwards is DNA Level C
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    • AngryAsian
      Hall of Famer
      • May 2008
      • 3010

      #3
      Re: The Lynch Trifecta?

      Maybe this is some kind of anglo thing... but what in the name of Bruce Lee are you talking about?

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      • MeetJoeGreene
        Hall of Famer
        • May 2008
        • 3221

        #4
        Re: The Lynch Trifecta?

        Originally posted by ASIAN
        Maybe this is some kind of anglo thing... but what in the name of Bruce Lee are you talking about?
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        Cleveland spelled backwards is DNA Level C
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        another AA/AS original.

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        • RuthlessBurgher
          Legend
          • May 2008
          • 33208

          #5
          Re: The Lynch Trifecta?

          Originally posted by ASIAN
          Maybe this is some kind of anglo thing... but what in the name of Bruce Lee are you talking about?
          Marshawn Lynch, Plaxico Burress, Jeff Reed...just boys behaving badly in general (and only one of those guys is Anglo...although I think Skippy might be part alien or something)
          Steeler teams featuring stat-driven, me-first, fantasy-football-darling diva types such as Antonio Brown & Le'Veon Bell won no championships.

          Super Bowl winning Steeler teams were built around a dynamic, in-your-face defense plus blue-collar, hard-hitting, no-nonsense football players on offense such as Hines Ward & Jerome Bettis.

          We don't want Juju & Conner to replace what we lost in Brown & Bell.

          We are counting on Juju & Conner to return us to the glory we once had with Hines & The Bus.

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          • Snatch98
            Pro Bowler
            • May 2008
            • 1451

            #6
            Re: The Lynch Trifecta?

            Honestly I feel bad for the guy. He loves the game and loves his team. He always looks like he's having a good time and I think he's hilarious. He also runs tough. The dude didn't run over a woman he apparently grazed a woman and put something like 6 stitches in here leg and while at Cal U was involved in a drive-by shooting so really I can't blame the guy for having a gun. However it shouldn't be unregistered, I still don't understand that bit with any player in the NFL. Why not just register your damn gun?

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            • AngryAsian
              Hall of Famer
              • May 2008
              • 3010

              #7
              Re: The Lynch Trifecta?

              Thanks for the 411 guys.

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              • Flasteel
                Hall of Famer
                • May 2008
                • 4004

                #8
                Re: The Lynch Trifecta?

                Originally posted by Snatch98
                ...and while at Cal U was involved in a drive-by shooting so really I can't blame the guy for having a gun. However it shouldn't be unregistered, I still don't understand that bit with any player in the NFL. Why not just register your damn gun?
                Wait a minute Snatch. He was involved in a drive-by shooting while at Cal so he can't be blamed for having a gun? When you say he was involved, I'm guessing he was a random target, otherwise he should have no business anywhere near a gun. As a matter of fact, these knuckleheads should leave any guns they own at home for self defense. If they're out bouncin' around the town, let a small security attachment handle the weapons.

                Football players with weapons in public = morons who are trying to live up to the gangsta image.
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                • SteelerNation1
                  Pro Bowler
                  • May 2008
                  • 1574

                  #9
                  Re: The Lynch Trifecta?

                  I think he's going to run over his own (unregistered) gun, thus shooting himself in the leg.
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                  • Discipline of Steel
                    Hall of Famer
                    • Aug 2008
                    • 3882

                    #10
                    Re: The Lynch Trifecta?

                    Come on, take a look at him. Rastamon Lynch is going to get busted with weed.
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                    • SteelBucks
                      Legend
                      • Aug 2008
                      • 8075

                      #11
                      Re: The Lynch Trifecta?

                      Originally posted by MeetJoeGreene
                      He will shoot himself in the leg after crashing his car through a Sheetz store and into the bathroom in an attempt to destroy an empty towel dispenser.

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                      • Snatch98
                        Pro Bowler
                        • May 2008
                        • 1451

                        #12
                        Re: The Lynch Trifecta?

                        Originally posted by Flasteel
                        Originally posted by Snatch98
                        ...and while at Cal U was involved in a drive-by shooting so really I can't blame the guy for having a gun. However it shouldn't be unregistered, I still don't understand that bit with any player in the NFL. Why not just register your damn gun?
                        Wait a minute Snatch. He was involved in a drive-by shooting while at Cal so he can't be blamed for having a gun? When you say he was involved, I'm guessing he was a random target, otherwise he should have no business anywhere near a gun. As a matter of fact, these knuckleheads should leave any guns they own at home for self defense. If they're out bouncin' around the town, let a small security attachment handle the weapons.

                        Football players with weapons in public = morons who are trying to live up to the gangsta image.

                        Yes, he was apparently a random target from what I read. There was actually a large segment on guns in the NFL on Real Sports with Bryant Gumbel. The segment essentially confirms that a large percentage of players in the NFL are gun owners and some carry unregistered weapons. I don't have a problem with a player carrying a gun in a vehicle if the gun is registered especially when you consider the high profile nature of most in the NFL. Either way it was stupid and he's going to pay for it.

                        EDIT: He also didn't have the gun in public. He was pulled over and the gun was confiscated so I'm assuming the officer asked him if he had any weapons in the vehicle and Marshawn handed over the weapon.

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                        • Iron Shiek
                          Hall of Famer
                          • May 2008
                          • 3798

                          #13
                          Re: The Lynch Trifecta?

                          As was reported on Sirius (haven't read any details anywhere). The car was in a parking lot at around 6 pm and an officer came by. Lynch and two other guys were in the car that Lynch didn't even own or was driving. Don't really know how the gun was identified (whether there was a search or it was offerred up), but apparently it was in the trunk. And in some way it was identified that it belonged to Lynch.

                          That is the most I've heard of it...again don't know how credible it is, but NFL Radio is my source.
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                          • eniparadoxgma
                            Pro Bowler
                            • May 2008
                            • 2193

                            #14
                            Re: The Lynch Trifecta?

                            Not sure of the details, but registering a handgun in California isn't the easiest thing. If he was just traveling through, all he had to do was put the unloaded gun in some type of box or container.

                            California Penal Code section 12025 does not prevent a citizen of the United States over 18 years of age who is not lawfully prohibited from firearm possession, and who resides or is temporarily in California, from transporting by motor vehicle any pistol, revolver, or other firearm capable of being concealed upon the person provided the firearm is unloaded and stored in a locked container.

                            The term "locked container" means a secure container which is fully enclosed and locked by a padlock, key lock, combination lock, or similar locking device. This includes the trunk of a motor vehicle, but does not include the utility or glove compartment. For more information, refer to California Penal Code Section 12026.1.
                            Just sounds like idiocy to me.
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                            • Jom112
                              Pro Bowler
                              • Jun 2008
                              • 1496

                              #15
                              Re: The Lynch Trifecta?

                              Originally posted by SteelerNation1
                              I think he's going to run over his own (unregistered) gun, thus shooting himself in the leg.
                              If he does all that while wearing his own Jersey, then he's got Plax and Henry beat...

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