Steelers Christmas Carols - 2011 Edition

[RuthlessBurgher]

Re: Steelers Christmas Carols - 2008 Edition

Sunday Night, Football Night
AFC North Title Fight
Steelers and Ravens Love to Hit
But If They Do Goodell Has a Fit
Expect to See Some Large Fines
Expect to See Some Large Fines

Sunday Night, Football Night
We Try to Play Football Right
No Peyton or Brady Pansy Passes
We Just Go Out There To Kick Some A$$e$
But Have to Play Two-Hand Touch
But Have to Play Two-Hand Touch

Sunday Night, Football Night
Ninety-Two is in the Ref's Sight
Roughing the Passer, 15 Yards
A Legal Hit, but He Hit Him Too Hard
But It's Fine to Injure Ben
But It's Fine to Injure Ben

[flippy]

Re: Steelers Christmas Carols - 2008 Edition

That was sung by Faith Hill of course. I loved the SNL skit where they made fun of Faith's Sunday night football song.

[youtube:2ekroti5]CsGwT-QrBHc&feature=related[/youtube:2ekroti5]

[RuthlessBurgher]

Re: Steelers Christmas Carols - 2008 Edition

Adolf, the corrupt Commish
had a safety policy that blows.
Legislating legal tackles
With penalties, fines, who knows?

All of the football players
Think that it is quite a shame
Now that European futbol
Is tougher than our football games.

Then in one fine interview
Hines Ward came to say:
"Adolf’s such a hypocrite,
His safety plan is full of $#!%"

Then the fans started a petition
And everybody signed with glee,
Adolf the corrupt Commish,
We can’t wait until you’re history!

[MeetJoeGreene]

Re: Steelers Christmas Carols - 2008 Edition

Bump.

Since the stores are putting Christmas stuff out earlier and earlier... I figured that I would too...Lots of new names to play around with.

Like Emanuel.

Reverse! Reverse! Emmanuel
Shall gain with these, unto the goal


Or How about "I'm dreaming of a Brown Christmas"

[RuthlessBurgher]

Re: Steelers Christmas Carols - 2011 Edition

Ben's Nuts Roasting on an Open Fire:

Ben's foot twists the other way,
Ngata's fist breaks Ben's nose,
When your thumb's broken on your throwing hand,
It's tough to make all the throws.

Everybody knows a Chrysler hits a motorbike,
Tends to make that biker dead,
But this guy comes back to play again,
Now with a helmet on his head.

We know that Ben is on his way,
To Heinz Field where his Steelers play,
And every Steeler fan surely knows,
That he'll win even with broken toes.

Hits so bad other quarterbacks,
Would be carted off and lame,
Although he's been hurt many times, many ways,
He'll come back to win us the game.