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  • MeetJoeGreene
    Hall of Famer
    • May 2008
    • 3221

    Steelers Christmas Carols - 2011 Edition

    OK. I used to do this at the trib, but now those threads are lost forever. Let's think of Christmas songs for the Steelers, players, or rivals. Bonus points for actual lyrics.


    Here are a couple that I remember from years past:

    Silverback (to the tune of Silver Bells)

    Silent Count (to the tune of Silent Night).

    More to follow...
    Cleveland spelled backwards is DNA Level C
    http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/d...itty29/mjg.jpg
    another AA/AS original.
  • mr.pittsburgh

    #2
    Re: Steelers Christmas Carols - 2008 Edition

    Casey the fat a** nose guard (to the rudolph tune)

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    • stlrz d
      Legend
      • May 2008
      • 9244

      #3
      Re: Steelers Christmas Carols - 2008 Edition

      Troy Troy TroyTroy (to the tune of Joy To The World)

      Troy Troy TroyTroy
      Your bell he'll ring
      And ring again he willlllllllll!

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      • MeetJoeGreene
        Hall of Famer
        • May 2008
        • 3221

        #4
        Re: Steelers Christmas Carols - 2008 Edition

        Here is a site with some songs and lyrics for reference:

        [url="http://www.christmas-carols.net/"]http://www.christmas-carols.net/[/url]
        Cleveland spelled backwards is DNA Level C
        http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/d...itty29/mjg.jpg
        another AA/AS original.

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        • MeetJoeGreene
          Hall of Famer
          • May 2008
          • 3221

          #5
          Re: Steelers Christmas Carols - 2008 Edition

          Romo got run over by a Woodley ( to the tune of Grandma got run over by a reindeer).

          and the remake

          Flacco got run over by a Woodley
          Cleveland spelled backwards is DNA Level C
          http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/d...itty29/mjg.jpg
          another AA/AS original.

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          • Iron Shiek
            Hall of Famer
            • May 2008
            • 3798

            #6
            Re: Steelers Christmas Carols - 2008 Edition

            Originally posted by mr.pittsburgh
            Casey the fat a** nose guard (to the rudolph tune)


            We'll be home(field) for the Playoffs (I'll be home for Christmas)

            You Can Count on that.

            Please have snow and mudslop.

            And a trophy when we stop.
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            • Ozey74
              Pro Bowler
              • May 2008
              • 2091

              #7
              Re: Steelers Christmas Carols - 2008 Edition

              I'm Dreaming of a Dwight White Christmas.


              http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w...NATURES/0z.jpg

              AS-5/2008

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              • MeetJoeGreene
                Hall of Famer
                • May 2008
                • 3221

                #8
                Re: Steelers Christmas Carols - 2008 Edition

                One for the Bungles

                Alone in the Cellar (to the tune of Away in the Manger)

                Alone in the cellar, no hope for a win,
                The lowly Coach Lewis signs felons again.
                Cleveland spelled backwards is DNA Level C
                http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/d...itty29/mjg.jpg
                another AA/AS original.

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                • RuthlessBurgher
                  Legend
                  • May 2008
                  • 33208

                  #9
                  Re: Steelers Christmas Carols - 2008 Edition

                  Cold Weather Outside's Delightful,
                  For Defense That's Truly Frightful,
                  Here Comes Woodley and Deebo,
                  Round Flozell and Through Columbo!

                  They Don't Show Signs Of Stoppin',
                  Until Somebody's ACL's Poppin',
                  Another Blitz From LeBeau,
                  Sack Romo, Sack Romo, Sack Romo!

                  When We Finally Win Tonight,
                  I'll Have Screamed Until I've Lost My Voice,
                  Because Of That Beautiful Sight,
                  Farrior Stuffing Tashard Choice!

                  While Jerry Jones Is Nearly Dying,
                  And Wade Phillips Is Already Crying,
                  Watch Out For Troy and Timmo,
                  Hit T.O., Hit T.O., Hit T.O.!
                  Steeler teams featuring stat-driven, me-first, fantasy-football-darling diva types such as Antonio Brown & Le'Veon Bell won no championships.

                  Super Bowl winning Steeler teams were built around a dynamic, in-your-face defense plus blue-collar, hard-hitting, no-nonsense football players on offense such as Hines Ward & Jerome Bettis.

                  We don't want Juju & Conner to replace what we lost in Brown & Bell.

                  We are counting on Juju & Conner to return us to the glory we once had with Hines & The Bus.

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                  • NKySteeler
                    Hall of Famer
                    • May 2008
                    • 3111

                    #10
                    Re: Steelers Christmas Carols - 2008 Edition

                    Originally posted by MeetJoeGreene
                    OK. I used to do this at the trib, but now those threads are lost forever. ..
                    You would think..... But believe it or not, I have quite a few of them from you saved from those "good old days".... I'll post them sometime tomorrow if I can... It just ain't happenin' tonight (or is it morning)....
                    http://i43.tinypic.com/24lub7t.jpg

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                    • NKySteeler
                      Hall of Famer
                      • May 2008
                      • 3111

                      #11
                      Re: Steelers Christmas Carols - 2008 Edition

                      MJG, here are some that I saved from your past endeavors.... You all are much more creative than me, so I'll sit back and "enjoy".....

                      Twas not even December
                      and all through the 'burgh
                      not a Terriable Towel a twirlin'
                      no cheers could be heard.

                      The fans were all bummed
                      alone in thier beds
                      while visions of super bowls
                      danced in thier heads.

                      On Sunday TV
                      there rose such a clatter
                      I'd jump from my chair
                      and yell "what's the matter?!"

                      I screamed in the kitchen
                      I screamed in the hall
                      "Can't any of you guys
                      hold on to the ball?!"

                      And what to my wonderous eyes did appear?
                      Bill Cowher on the sidelines without any sneer.
                      He calmly looked on
                      no spit no mean glare
                      Duce Staley looked on
                      in his grey underwear.

                      On Porter, on Ward
                      on Troy Polamalu.
                      On Foote and on Holmes
                      on Big Ben R. too.
                      dashed away
                      dashed away
                      dashed away all.
                      No postseason for guys
                      who can't hold onto the ball.

                      I take off my jersey
                      an lay down my cap
                      I'll just settle down
                      for a long winters' nap.

                      You can hear me exclaim
                      as I pop open a beer
                      "To hell with this all
                      there's always next year!"

                      ---------------------------------------
                      Fumbling balls, fumbling balls
                      fumbling through the day.
                      Oh what fun
                      it is to run
                      but the ball gets in the way... Hey!

                      Fumbling balls, fumbling balls
                      fumbling through the day.
                      What the hey
                      it bounces away
                      but I still get my pay.

                      A day or two ago
                      I thought I'd make a run
                      and soon some cornerback
                      was thwarting all my fun.
                      The ball was in my hands
                      next it was on the ground
                      the Stiller fans did boo
                      a patsy they had found.

                      Oh fumbling punts, kickoffs too
                      passes even snaps.
                      Oh what fun this used to be
                      when we all just gave a crap!

                      ----------------------------------------
                      On the twelfth day of Christmas,
                      my true love gave to me:

                      12 games a winning
                      11 special teamers
                      10 minutes without a turnover
                      9 passes deflected
                      8 wrap-up tackles
                      7 linebacker sacks
                      6 tight-end passes
                      5 golden (Super Bowl) rings...
                      4 blocking linemen
                      3 trick plays
                      2 new receivers
                      and a coach that gives a sh*t!

                      ----------------------------------------------
                      Silent Chin, holy s**t,
                      where's the fire??
                      where's the spit??

                      Round one draft pick, fumbled again,
                      three straight INTs', why o why Ben?
                      Sleep in heavenly peace,
                      (is he) sleeping in heavenly peace??

                      Silent Chin, holy s**t,
                      fans do quake at the sight.
                      Glories stream when Bill starts to yell,
                      is he thinking of Raleigh-luia?
                      sleep in heavenly peace,
                      (is he) sleeping in heavenly peace?
                      http://i43.tinypic.com/24lub7t.jpg

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                      • flippy
                        Legend
                        • Dec 2008
                        • 17088

                        #12
                        Re: Steelers Christmas Carols - 2008 Edition

                        Ringing Bells - The Jimmy Harrison Christmas Sack Song

                        Ringing Bells, Ringing Bells, Ringing Every Day
                        Oh what fun it is to sack
                        QBs when they're looking the other way, hey!!!!


                        Deck the Backs - The Hines Ward Christmas Headhunting Song

                        Deck the Backs when they're not looking
                        Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha

                        The Most Wonderful Day Of The Year - The Official SuperBowl or Bust Christmas Song

                        When SuperBowl day is here
                        It's the most wonderful time of the year


                        Here's a link to some more;
                        [url="http://www.rabidfans.com/pittsburgh-1.html"]http://www.rabidfans.com/pittsburgh-1.html[/url]
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                        • stlrz d
                          Legend
                          • May 2008
                          • 9244

                          #13
                          Re: Steelers Christmas Carols - 2008 Edition

                          Silverback Chop (to the tune of Jingle Bell Rock)

                          Silverback, Silverback, Silverback chop
                          Your QB is fumblin', oh this you can't stop

                          You're scheming to block him, to keep him away
                          But Silverback will ruin your day

                          Chop it out Silverback jump on the ball
                          When it comes to linebackers you're meanest of all

                          Tackling and sacking and picking a pass
                          Silverback kicks ass

                          (bridge)
                          Silverback time means it's sack time
                          For the opponent today

                          He's a force man, yes of course man
                          Another sack's just a moment away

                          Get it done Silverback we know you can
                          Going around the block

                          A sack and a fumble when your tackle is beat
                          That's the Silverback chop!

                          (backup singers)
                          Silverback, Silverback, Silverback chop
                          Your QB is fumblin', oh this you can't stop

                          Tackling and sacking and picking a pass
                          Silverback kicks ass

                          (back to lead bridge)
                          Silverback time means it's sack time
                          For the opponent today

                          He's a force man, yes of course man
                          Another sack's just a moment away

                          (big finish)
                          Get it done Silverback we know you can
                          Going around the block

                          A sack and a fumble when your tackle is beat
                          That's the Silverback, that's the Silverback, that's the Silverback chop!

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                          • stlrz d
                            Legend
                            • May 2008
                            • 9244

                            #14
                            Re: Steelers Christmas Carols - 2008 Edition

                            Tis the season!

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                            • RuthlessBurgher
                              Legend
                              • May 2008
                              • 33208

                              #15
                              Re: Steelers Christmas Carols - 2008 Edition

                              Ode to our "unsung" hero (to the tune of "Hark, The Herald Angels Sing")

                              Clark, your bell he will ring
                              Welker can't recall a thing
                              Tomlin thought that hit was wild
                              Belichick whined just like a child
                              Our safeties will stop all your guys
                              Troy on ground and Clark through skies
                              Hits that make receivers lame
                              The kind that help you win the game
                              Clark, your bell he will ring
                              Welker can't recall a thing
                              Steeler teams featuring stat-driven, me-first, fantasy-football-darling diva types such as Antonio Brown & Le'Veon Bell won no championships.

                              Super Bowl winning Steeler teams were built around a dynamic, in-your-face defense plus blue-collar, hard-hitting, no-nonsense football players on offense such as Hines Ward & Jerome Bettis.

                              We don't want Juju & Conner to replace what we lost in Brown & Bell.

                              We are counting on Juju & Conner to return us to the glory we once had with Hines & The Bus.

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