Steelers Christmas Carols - 2011 Edition

[MeetJoeGreene]

OK. I used to do this at the trib, but now those threads are lost forever. Let's think of Christmas songs for the Steelers, players, or rivals. Bonus points for actual lyrics.


Here are a couple that I remember from years past:

Silverback (to the tune of Silver Bells)

Silent Count (to the tune of Silent Night).

More to follow...

[mr.pittsburgh]

Re: Steelers Christmas Carols - 2008 Edition

Casey the fat a** nose guard (to the rudolph tune)

[stlrz d]

Re: Steelers Christmas Carols - 2008 Edition

Troy Troy TroyTroy (to the tune of Joy To The World)

Troy Troy TroyTroy
Your bell he'll ring
And ring again he willlllllllll!

[MeetJoeGreene]

Re: Steelers Christmas Carols - 2008 Edition

Here is a site with some songs and lyrics for reference:

[url="http://www.christmas-carols.net/"]http://www.christmas-carols.net/[/url]

[MeetJoeGreene]

Re: Steelers Christmas Carols - 2008 Edition

Romo got run over by a Woodley ( to the tune of Grandma got run over by a reindeer).

and the remake

Flacco got run over by a Woodley

[Iron Shiek]

Re: Steelers Christmas Carols - 2008 Edition

Casey the fat a** nose guard (to the rudolph tune)

We'll be home(field) for the Playoffs (I'll be home for Christmas)

You Can Count on that.

Please have snow and mudslop.

And a trophy when we stop.

[Ozey74]

Re: Steelers Christmas Carols - 2008 Edition

I'm Dreaming of a Dwight White Christmas.

[MeetJoeGreene]

Re: Steelers Christmas Carols - 2008 Edition

One for the Bungles

Alone in the Cellar (to the tune of Away in the Manger)

Alone in the cellar, no hope for a win,
The lowly Coach Lewis signs felons again.

[RuthlessBurgher]

Re: Steelers Christmas Carols - 2008 Edition

Cold Weather Outside's Delightful,
For Defense That's Truly Frightful,
Here Comes Woodley and Deebo,
Round Flozell and Through Columbo!

They Don't Show Signs Of Stoppin',
Until Somebody's ACL's Poppin',
Another Blitz From LeBeau,
Sack Romo, Sack Romo, Sack Romo!

When We Finally Win Tonight,
I'll Have Screamed Until I've Lost My Voice,
Because Of That Beautiful Sight,
Farrior Stuffing Tashard Choice!

While Jerry Jones Is Nearly Dying,
And Wade Phillips Is Already Crying,
Watch Out For Troy and Timmo,
Hit T.O., Hit T.O., Hit T.O.!

[NKySteeler]

Re: Steelers Christmas Carols - 2008 Edition

OK. I used to do this at the trib, but now those threads are lost forever. ..

You would think..... But believe it or not, I have quite a few of them from you saved from those "good old days".... I'll post them sometime tomorrow if I can... It just ain't happenin' tonight (or is it morning)....

[NKySteeler]

Re: Steelers Christmas Carols - 2008 Edition

MJG, here are some that I saved from your past endeavors.... You all are much more creative than me, so I'll sit back and "enjoy".....

Twas not even December
and all through the 'burgh
not a Terriable Towel a twirlin'
no cheers could be heard.

The fans were all bummed
alone in thier beds
while visions of super bowls
danced in thier heads.

On Sunday TV
there rose such a clatter
I'd jump from my chair
and yell "what's the matter?!"

I screamed in the kitchen
I screamed in the hall
"Can't any of you guys
hold on to the ball?!"

And what to my wonderous eyes did appear?
Bill Cowher on the sidelines without any sneer.
He calmly looked on
no spit no mean glare
Duce Staley looked on
in his grey underwear.

On Porter, on Ward
on Troy Polamalu.
On Foote and on Holmes
on Big Ben R. too.
dashed away
dashed away
dashed away all.
No postseason for guys
who can't hold onto the ball.

I take off my jersey
an lay down my cap
I'll just settle down
for a long winters' nap.

You can hear me exclaim
as I pop open a beer
"To hell with this all
there's always next year!"

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Fumbling balls, fumbling balls
fumbling through the day.
Oh what fun
it is to run
but the ball gets in the way... Hey!

Fumbling balls, fumbling balls
fumbling through the day.
What the hey
it bounces away
but I still get my pay.

A day or two ago
I thought I'd make a run
and soon some cornerback
was thwarting all my fun.
The ball was in my hands
next it was on the ground
the Stiller fans did boo
a patsy they had found.

Oh fumbling punts, kickoffs too
passes even snaps.
Oh what fun this used to be
when we all just gave a crap!

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On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me:

12 games a winning
11 special teamers
10 minutes without a turnover
9 passes deflected
8 wrap-up tackles
7 linebacker sacks
6 tight-end passes
5 golden (Super Bowl) rings...
4 blocking linemen
3 trick plays
2 new receivers
and a coach that gives a sh*t!

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Silent Chin, holy s**t,
where's the fire??
where's the spit??

Round one draft pick, fumbled again,
three straight INTs', why o why Ben?
Sleep in heavenly peace,
(is he) sleeping in heavenly peace??

Silent Chin, holy s**t,
fans do quake at the sight.
Glories stream when Bill starts to yell,
is he thinking of Raleigh-luia?
sleep in heavenly peace,
(is he) sleeping in heavenly peace?

[flippy]

Re: Steelers Christmas Carols - 2008 Edition

Ringing Bells - The Jimmy Harrison Christmas Sack Song

Ringing Bells, Ringing Bells, Ringing Every Day
Oh what fun it is to sack
QBs when they're looking the other way, hey!!!!


Deck the Backs - The Hines Ward Christmas Headhunting Song

Deck the Backs when they're not looking
Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha

The Most Wonderful Day Of The Year - The Official SuperBowl or Bust Christmas Song

When SuperBowl day is here
It's the most wonderful time of the year


Here's a link to some more;
[url="http://www.rabidfans.com/pittsburgh-1.html"]http://www.rabidfans.com/pittsburgh-1.html[/url]

[stlrz d]

Re: Steelers Christmas Carols - 2008 Edition

Silverback Chop (to the tune of Jingle Bell Rock)

Silverback, Silverback, Silverback chop
Your QB is fumblin', oh this you can't stop

You're scheming to block him, to keep him away
But Silverback will ruin your day

Chop it out Silverback jump on the ball
When it comes to linebackers you're meanest of all

Tackling and sacking and picking a pass
Silverback kicks ass

(bridge)
Silverback time means it's sack time
For the opponent today

He's a force man, yes of course man
Another sack's just a moment away

Get it done Silverback we know you can
Going around the block

A sack and a fumble when your tackle is beat
That's the Silverback chop!

(backup singers)
Silverback, Silverback, Silverback chop
Your QB is fumblin', oh this you can't stop

Tackling and sacking and picking a pass
Silverback kicks ass

(back to lead bridge)
Silverback time means it's sack time
For the opponent today

He's a force man, yes of course man
Another sack's just a moment away

(big finish)
Get it done Silverback we know you can
Going around the block

A sack and a fumble when your tackle is beat
That's the Silverback, that's the Silverback, that's the Silverback chop!

[stlrz d]

Re: Steelers Christmas Carols - 2008 Edition

Tis the season!

[RuthlessBurgher]

Re: Steelers Christmas Carols - 2008 Edition

Ode to our "unsung" hero (to the tune of "Hark, The Herald Angels Sing")

Clark, your bell he will ring
Welker can't recall a thing
Tomlin thought that hit was wild
Belichick whined just like a child
Our safeties will stop all your guys
Troy on ground and Clark through skies
Hits that make receivers lame
The kind that help you win the game
Clark, your bell he will ring
Welker can't recall a thing