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Re: The Legend of James Harrison
If James Harrison were on Last Comic Standing, he would kill.
If James Harrison were on Last Comic Standing, he would kill.
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Re: The Legend of James Harrison
Uber Bears Fan 1: "If you had Ditka versus James Harrison in a wrestling match, who wins?"
Uber Bears Fan 2: (chewing on his Bratwurst and slugging a beer) "Uhhh ... Harrison, you idiot!"Comment
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James Harrison could've created the Heavens and Earth in a single day without resting.sigpicComment
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James Harrison can count to infinity.sigpicComment
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James Harrison knows the last digit of pi.sigpicComment
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James Harrison once moved the immovable object. He then resisted the irresistible force.
So the two of them ganged up on James. He kicked both their azzes and made them cry like babies.Cleveland spelled backwards is DNA Level C
http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/d...itty29/mjg.jpg
another AA/AS original.Comment
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Q. What's James Harrison's kryptonite?
A. It was a trick question, it doesn't exist.sigpicComment
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I thought it was the "holding the neck isn't really a hold" rule.Originally posted by flippy
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James Harrison turned Matt Light into play-doh.
Billy Bellicheat is such a genius he tried to psych James out by never double teaming him.
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James Harrison is his own father.sigpicComment
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James Harrison tried shaving his head with a conventional razor. Hair was too strong.
James Harrison tried shaving his head with a machete. Hair was too strong.
James Harrison finally just shouted, "Get the #*@% off my head!" and instantly his head was clean-shaven.
James Harrison's hair was then used to create Troy Polamalu (and LaMarr Woodley was constructed out of Harrison's nail clippings).Steeler teams featuring stat-driven, me-first, fantasy-football-darling diva types such as Antonio Brown & Le'Veon Bell won no championships.
Super Bowl winning Steeler teams were built around a dynamic, in-your-face defense plus blue-collar, hard-hitting, no-nonsense football players on offense such as Hines Ward & Jerome Bettis.
We don't want Juju & Conner to replace what we lost in Brown & Bell.
We are counting on Juju & Conner to return us to the glory we once had with Hines & The Bus.Comment
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TWICEOriginally posted by flippy1. CB – Marcus Peters – Washington – 6/190
2. OG – Josue Matias – Florida State – 6-6/320
3. OLB – Geneo Grissom – Oklahoma – 6-4/250
4. DL – Ellis McCarthy – UCLA – 6-5/330
5. TE – Jeff Heurman – Ohio State – 6-5/255
6. FS – Adrian Amos – Penn State – 6/200
7. DT – Terry Williams – East Carolina – 6-1/340
UDFA
DB – Justin Cox – Mississippi St. – 6-2/190
OLB – Davis Tull – Chattanooga – 6-2/242Comment
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If James Harrison can manage more than 2 sacks in the final 8 games of a season he would be the real James Harrison. He was the counterfeit James Harrison the second half of last season."My team, may they always be right, but right or wrong...MY TEAM!"Comment
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You gotta cut him some slack. Every movie featuring Chuck Norris was really bad. That didn't make his round house kick any less powerful.Originally posted by OviedosigpicComment
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James Harrison can eat 1000 bean burritos and he never gets the runs.sigpicComment
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