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  • flippy
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    • Dec 2008
    • 17088

    #76
    Re: 101 Reasons The Ravens Suck!!!!!!

    69. Over 2000 people in Baltimore got traffic tickets signed by a dead guy.
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    • insanesteelersfan
      Starter
      • Apr 2011
      • 713

      #77
      Re: 101 Reasons The Ravens Suck!!!!!!

      70) Cause their Politicians are as BIG of criminals as their football players....


      " From Wikipedia "

      Sheila Dixon became the first female mayor of Baltimore on January 17, 2007. As the former City Council President, she assumed the office of Mayor when former Mayor Martin O'Malley took office as Governor of Maryland.[105] On November 6, 2007, Dixon won the Baltimore mayoral election.

      Mayor Dixon's administration ended less than three years after her election, the result of a criminal investigation that began in 2006 while she was still City Council President. She was convicted on a single misdemeanor charge of embezzlement on December 1, 2009. A month later, Dixon made an Alford plea to a perjury charge and agreed to resign from office.[106][107] Stephanie Rawlings-Blake, who was City Council President at that time, assumed the office of Mayor on February 4, 2010, when Dixon's resignation became effective.[108]

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      • BackwoodsSteeler
        Backup
        • Mar 2011
        • 111

        #78
        Re: 101 Reasons The Ravens Suck!!!!!!

        71. There once was a boy from Baltimore
        who went to the city to find a score
        but when he got her back
        and looked at her crack
        he founds balls and not a front door.

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        • hawaiiansteel
          Legend
          • May 2008
          • 35649

          #79
          Re: 101 Reasons The Ravens Suck!!!!!!

          Originally posted by BackwoodsSteeler
          71. There once was a boy from Baltimore
          who went to the city to find a score
          but when he got her back
          and looked at her crack
          he founds balls and not a front door.

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          • SteelerNation1
            Pro Bowler
            • May 2008
            • 1574

            #80
            Re: 101 Reasons The Ravens Suck!!!!!!

            72.









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            South End Zone...Screaming My Head Off...Every Game! 111 consecutive and counting.

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            • SteelerNation1
              Pro Bowler
              • May 2008
              • 1574

              #81
              Re: 101 Reasons The Ravens Suck!!!!!!

              Originally posted by SteelerNation1
              72.









              Damn, tried to make a 7 out out rats suck image
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              South End Zone...Screaming My Head Off...Every Game! 111 consecutive and counting.

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              • insanesteelersfan
                Starter
                • Apr 2011
                • 713

                #82
                Re: 101 Reasons The Ravens Suck!!!!!!

                73) This Sunday is Ed Reed's Birthday. And he will be too Hung over from Saturday night to cover anyone of our WR's

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                • hawaiiansteel
                  Legend
                  • May 2008
                  • 35649

                  #83
                  Re: 101 Reasons The Ravens Suck!!!!!!

                  74) Baltimore Ravens fans aren't very nice people...

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                  • insanesteelersfan
                    Starter
                    • Apr 2011
                    • 713

                    #84
                    Re: 101 Reasons The Ravens Suck!!!!!!

                    75) Some " Famous people from Pittsburgh! "

                    1) Holly Hunter ( Oscar winner )
                    2) Shirley Jones ( Oscar winner )
                    3) Frances Mcdormond ( Oscar winner )
                    4) F.Murray Abraham ( Oscar winner )
                    5) Gene Kelly ( Oscar winner )


                    Not to mention even....


                    6) George A Romero ( The man who INVENTED " Zombies )
                    7) David O.Selznick ( Greatest Movie Producer of All time )
                    Charles Bronson ( Toughest S.O.B of ALL Time )



                    And Baltimores most FAMOUS person...?


                    The Hoffster You go David!



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                    • hawaiiansteel
                      Legend
                      • May 2008
                      • 35649

                      #85
                      Re: 101 Reasons The Ravens Suck!!!!!!

                      76) even Baltimore's children know it's not a clean city...

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                      • fordfixer
                        Legend
                        • May 2008
                        • 10921

                        #86
                        Re: 101 Reasons The Ravens Suck!!!!!!

                        77. they can't count to 6

                        11 Reasons to Hate the Pittsburgh Steelers

                        Before last year's playoffs, our crack staff at Patch came up with 10 reasons to hate the Pittsburgh Steelers. After the Ravens' 31-24 playoff loss to Pittsbugh we've got one more.

                        By Ron Cassie
                        Email the author
                        September 10, 2011
                        [url="http://essex.patch.com/articles/11-reasons-to-hate-the-pittsburgh-steelers"]http://essex.patch.com/articles/11-reas ... h-steelers[/url]

                        With the Ravens taking on their archrival at home in Baltimore Sunday at 1 p.m., we again present the top 10 reasons (plus one) to hate the Pittsburgh Steelers:

                        Here goes:

                        1. Steely McBeam: As one blogger put it, the mascot looks like the deranged offspring of Bill Cowher and Marge Simpson. Two years ago, one of the men who hired to play the mascot was arrested on charges of D.U.I. He had a blood alcohol level of .166 after running a red light. Then McBeam, according to a report in the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review, complained the ground wasn’t level after failing the walk-and-turn test three times. Just like a Steeler to make excuses.

                        Oh, and McBeam was apparently unable to verify his correct address. Heinz Field, right McBeam?

                        2. Ben Roethlisberger: “Big Ben,” of course, often seems to have the brains of a mascot off the field. Several summers ago, the Pittsburgh quarterback hit a car with his motorcycle, which he was operating without a valid Pennsylvania motorcycle license—or helmet. Of course, that behavior just hurt Roethlisberger.

                        The quarterback was suspended for six games at the start of 2010 season by the NFL for violating the league’s personal conduct policy after being accused of sexual assault by a 20-year-old college student.

                        3. Steroids: All those Super Bowl rings in the 1970s? Remember those Steeler linemen with the tight, short sleeves and huge guns. Hmmm. Among others, Steeler center Mike Webster admitted using steroids. So, did tackle Steve Furness and guard Steve Courson.

                        Jim Haslett, then coach of the New Orleans Saints, admitted to experimenting with steroids as a Buffalo linebacker, and has said the use of those drugs among NFL players started with the Steelers.

                        4. Terrible Towel: Created in 1975 prior to a playoff game against the Baltimore Colts at behest of the Steelers’ flagship radio executives looking for a gimmick to increase sales. According to the story, Steelers’ announcer Myron Cope went along with the ploy after first protesting against a “gimmick,” to create fan interest. Cope was promised a bonus—if he came up with something that took hold. The rest is misery, as they say.

                        5. Terry Bradshaw: Overrated quarterback bouyed by some of the best defensive squads ever and a great running attack. Career passer rating: 70.9. Career completion percentage: 51.9 percent. Threw two more career touchdown passes than interceptions. Embarrassing singing and acting career, not to mention broadcast work—wash out anything accomplished on the gridiron.

                        4. Six-Purgh: Soooo clever. Pittsburgh has won six championships. Got it. Baltimore has four—the 1958, 1959 and 1970 Colts, and the 2000 Ravens. Remember, the Steelers’ won one Super Bowl because Cowboys’ tight end Jackie Smith dropped a wide-open touchdown pass in the end zone. And in another, they squeaked past the Arizona Cardinals. Pittsburgh, which started playing in 1933, also has about 25 more football seasons under its belt, including the years after the NFL allowed Bob Irsay to steal the Colts.

                        7. Steeler bars in Maryland: If Pittsburgh’s so great, why do Steelers fans keep moving to Maryland? Pittsburgh’s population has fallen from a peak of about 675,000 to a little over 300,000. I’ve been to Pittsburgh and there aren’t any Baltimore sports bars there. Who wants to live in an abandoned town in the Midwest? Meanwhile, so many Steelers fans have moved to Baltimore, they’ve got their own sports bar at the Purple Goose (Oh, the irony in that name), and 19 in Maryland overall, according to [url="http://www.steelerbars.com"]http://www.steelerbars.com[/url].

                        Go home!

                        8. Hines Ward: The Steelers’ wide receiver was voted the dirtiest player in the NFL in a 2009 poll of 296 players. Ward received 11.9 percent of the vote, nearly double that of his closest peers, Albert Haynesworth and Joey Porter (a former Steeler), who garnered 6 percent each. No Ravens made the Top 10, but Polamalu (Reason No. 9 to Hate the Pittsburgh Steelers) came in at, that's right, No. 9. Not enough? Ward was arrested for DUI in DeKalb County Georgia in July.

                        9. Troy Polamalu: The Pittsburgh strong safety is a great player and seems like a nice guy off the field. Fine. But his Head & Shoulders shampoo T.V. ads are beyond stupid— worse than even Ray Lewis’ Old Spice commercial. C’mon, a football player whose hair is insured with Lloyd’s of London?

                        10. Yinzers: Baltimore vs. Pittsburgh is also a battle of two of the most peculiar dialects in the U.S. We’re Bawlmer, right? We’re the ‘hon'-belt. Original Charm City. In Pittsburgh, they don't say “you guys," they say, "yinz." Local blue collar fans are known as "yinzers." For real. They pronounce their all vowels flat, like “dahn-tahn, for “downtown,” as one Cincinnati Bengal blogger explained it perfectly. And Pittsburghers say "pop" instead of soda. Not soda pop, just "pop" –which proves they don’t know if they belong in Pennsylvania (eastern state) or Ohio (midwestern state).

                        Just listening to former Pittsburgh head coach Bill Cowher and University of Pittsburgh graduate Dan Marino every weekend should be enough to make any self-respecting Baltimore Ravens fan sick.

                        11. Phantom Holding Call on Ladarius Webb's TD Return. After the Steelers grabbed the momentum in last year's AFC playoff game against the Ravens, going ahead for the first time at 24-21, Ravens return man Ladarius Webb responded with a TD punt return. However, Webb's great run was called back by a phantom holding penalty by a referee. Bogus hometown call for the Steelers playing in front of their crowd.

                        Molon labe

                        People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf. George Orwell

                        ?We're not going to apologize for winning.?
                        Mike Tomlin

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                        • fordfixer
                          Legend
                          • May 2008
                          • 10921

                          #87
                          Re: 101 Reasons The Ravens Suck!!!!!!

                          78. they can only think of 11 reasons to hate the Steelers
                          11 Reasons to Hate the Pittsburgh Steelers

                          Before last year's playoffs, our crack staff at Patch came up with 10 reasons to hate the Pittsburgh Steelers. After the Ravens' 31-24 playoff loss to Pittsbugh we've got one more.

                          By Ron Cassie
                          Email the author
                          September 10, 2011
                          [url="http://essex.patch.com/articles/11-reasons-to-hate-the-pittsburgh-steelers"]http://essex.patch.com/articles/11-reas ... h-steelers[/url]

                          With the Ravens taking on their archrival at home in Baltimore Sunday at 1 p.m., we again present the top 10 reasons (plus one) to hate the Pittsburgh Steelers:

                          Here goes:

                          1. Steely McBeam: As one blogger put it, the mascot looks like the deranged offspring of Bill Cowher and Marge Simpson. Two years ago, one of the men who hired to play the mascot was arrested on charges of D.U.I. He had a blood alcohol level of .166 after running a red light. Then McBeam, according to a report in the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review, complained the ground wasn’t level after failing the walk-and-turn test three times. Just like a Steeler to make excuses.

                          Oh, and McBeam was apparently unable to verify his correct address. Heinz Field, right McBeam?

                          2. Ben Roethlisberger: “Big Ben,” of course, often seems to have the brains of a mascot off the field. Several summers ago, the Pittsburgh quarterback hit a car with his motorcycle, which he was operating without a valid Pennsylvania motorcycle license—or helmet. Of course, that behavior just hurt Roethlisberger.

                          The quarterback was suspended for six games at the start of 2010 season by the NFL for violating the league’s personal conduct policy after being accused of sexual assault by a 20-year-old college student.

                          3. Steroids: All those Super Bowl rings in the 1970s? Remember those Steeler linemen with the tight, short sleeves and huge guns. Hmmm. Among others, Steeler center Mike Webster admitted using steroids. So, did tackle Steve Furness and guard Steve Courson.

                          Jim Haslett, then coach of the New Orleans Saints, admitted to experimenting with steroids as a Buffalo linebacker, and has said the use of those drugs among NFL players started with the Steelers.

                          4. Terrible Towel: Created in 1975 prior to a playoff game against the Baltimore Colts at behest of the Steelers’ flagship radio executives looking for a gimmick to increase sales. According to the story, Steelers’ announcer Myron Cope went along with the ploy after first protesting against a “gimmick,” to create fan interest. Cope was promised a bonus—if he came up with something that took hold. The rest is misery, as they say.

                          5. Terry Bradshaw: Overrated quarterback bouyed by some of the best defensive squads ever and a great running attack. Career passer rating: 70.9. Career completion percentage: 51.9 percent. Threw two more career touchdown passes than interceptions. Embarrassing singing and acting career, not to mention broadcast work—wash out anything accomplished on the gridiron.

                          4. Six-Purgh: Soooo clever. Pittsburgh has won six championships. Got it. Baltimore has four—the 1958, 1959 and 1970 Colts, and the 2000 Ravens. Remember, the Steelers’ won one Super Bowl because Cowboys’ tight end Jackie Smith dropped a wide-open touchdown pass in the end zone. And in another, they squeaked past the Arizona Cardinals. Pittsburgh, which started playing in 1933, also has about 25 more football seasons under its belt, including the years after the NFL allowed Bob Irsay to steal the Colts.

                          7. Steeler bars in Maryland: If Pittsburgh’s so great, why do Steelers fans keep moving to Maryland? Pittsburgh’s population has fallen from a peak of about 675,000 to a little over 300,000. I’ve been to Pittsburgh and there aren’t any Baltimore sports bars there. Who wants to live in an abandoned town in the Midwest? Meanwhile, so many Steelers fans have moved to Baltimore, they’ve got their own sports bar at the Purple Goose (Oh, the irony in that name), and 19 in Maryland overall, according to [url="http://www.steelerbars.com"]www.steelerbars.com[/url].

                          Go home!

                          8. Hines Ward: The Steelers’ wide receiver was voted the dirtiest player in the NFL in a 2009 poll of 296 players. Ward received 11.9 percent of the vote, nearly double that of his closest peers, Albert Haynesworth and Joey Porter (a former Steeler), who garnered 6 percent each. No Ravens made the Top 10, but Polamalu (Reason No. 9 to Hate the Pittsburgh Steelers) came in at, that's right, No. 9. Not enough? Ward was arrested for DUI in DeKalb County Georgia in July.

                          9. Troy Polamalu: The Pittsburgh strong safety is a great player and seems like a nice guy off the field. Fine. But his Head & Shoulders shampoo T.V. ads are beyond stupid— worse than even Ray Lewis’ Old Spice commercial. C’mon, a football player whose hair is insured with Lloyd’s of London?

                          10. Yinzers: Baltimore vs. Pittsburgh is also a battle of two of the most peculiar dialects in the U.S. We’re Bawlmer, right? We’re the ‘hon'-belt. Original Charm City. In Pittsburgh, they don't say “you guys," they say, "yinz." Local blue collar fans are known as "yinzers." For real. They pronounce their all vowels flat, like “dahn-tahn, for “downtown,” as one Cincinnati Bengal blogger explained it perfectly. And Pittsburghers say "pop" instead of soda. Not soda pop, just "pop" –which proves they don’t know if they belong in Pennsylvania (eastern state) or Ohio (midwestern state).

                          Just listening to former Pittsburgh head coach Bill Cowher and University of Pittsburgh graduate Dan Marino every weekend should be enough to make any self-respecting Baltimore Ravens fan sick.

                          11. Phantom Holding Call on Ladarius Webb's TD Return. After the Steelers grabbed the momentum in last year's AFC playoff game against the Ravens, going ahead for the first time at 24-21, Ravens return man Ladarius Webb responded with a TD punt return. However, Webb's great run was called back by a phantom holding penalty by a referee. Bogus hometown call for the Steelers playing in front of their crowd.

                          Molon labe

                          People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf. George Orwell

                          ?We're not going to apologize for winning.?
                          Mike Tomlin

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                          Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you 1. Jesus Christ, 2.The American G.I., One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.

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                          • hawaiiansteel
                            Legend
                            • May 2008
                            • 35649

                            #88
                            Re: 101 Reasons The Ravens Suck!!!!!!

                            79) because Michael Oher often forgets the correct snap count...

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                            • insanesteelersfan
                              Starter
                              • Apr 2011
                              • 713

                              #89
                              Re: 101 Reasons The Ravens Suck!!!!!!

                              80) They suck cause Baltimores own " Hannibal Lecter " says....He wouldn't
                              eat Ray Lewis with a 10 foot.....Fork

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                              • Djfan
                                Legend
                                • May 2008
                                • 5184

                                #90
                                Re: 101 Reasons The Ravens Suck!!!!!!

                                81) Because Ed Reed is one ugly human being.
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