101 Reasons The Ravens Suck!!!!!!

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  • DukieBoy
    Hall of Famer
    • May 2008
    • 3488

    #46
    Re: 101 Reasons The Ravens Suck!!!!!!

    42) Where sewage is viewed as a renewable resource





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    • hawaiiansteel
      Legend
      • May 2008
      • 35649

      #47
      Re: 101 Reasons The Ravens Suck!!!!!!

      43) the difference between the Ravens and Steelers is five Lombardies.

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      • RuthlessBurgher
        Legend
        • May 2008
        • 33208

        #48
        Re: 101 Reasons The Ravens Suck!!!!!!

        44. "Nevermore" is the correct answer to when the Ravens will return to the Super Bowl.
        Steeler teams featuring stat-driven, me-first, fantasy-football-darling diva types such as Antonio Brown & Le'Veon Bell won no championships.

        Super Bowl winning Steeler teams were built around a dynamic, in-your-face defense plus blue-collar, hard-hitting, no-nonsense football players on offense such as Hines Ward & Jerome Bettis.

        We don't want Juju & Conner to replace what we lost in Brown & Bell.

        We are counting on Juju & Conner to return us to the glory we once had with Hines & The Bus.

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        • plainnasty
          Backup
          • May 2008
          • 191

          #49
          Re: 101 Reasons The Ravens Suck!!!!!!

          45. In the last 7 years, even Cincinnati has won more division titles than the Ravens.

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          • hawaiiansteel
            Legend
            • May 2008
            • 35649

            #50
            Re: 101 Reasons The Ravens Suck!!!!!!

            45) Terrell Suggs and Ray Lewis are in a car. Who's driving?

            A Cop.

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            • DHSF
              Backup
              • Aug 2008
              • 126

              #51
              Re: 101 Reasons The Ravens Suck!!!!!!

              46) Because cold hard steel can take out a dirty bird any day of the week.

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              • hawaiiansteel
                Legend
                • May 2008
                • 35649

                #52
                Re: 101 Reasons The Ravens Suck!!!!!!

                47) because a drug ring in Baltimore is another name for a Ravens' huddle...

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                • fordfixer
                  Legend
                  • May 2008
                  • 10921

                  #53
                  Re: 101 Reasons The Ravens Suck!!!!!!

                  48. This is the sign they see leaving the locker room

                  Molon labe

                  People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf. George Orwell

                  ?We're not going to apologize for winning.?
                  Mike Tomlin

                  American metal pimped by asiansteel
                  Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you 1. Jesus Christ, 2.The American G.I., One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.

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                  • Jooser
                    Legend
                    • Jul 2008
                    • 5102

                    #54
                    Re: 101 Reasons The Ravens Suck!!!!!!

                    Originally posted by flippy
                    19. It is a violation to be in a public park with a sleeveless shirt in Baltimore. $10 fine.
                    Cuz you might get tetanus. Health concerns Flip.
                    ​2019 MNFE CHAMPION

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                    • Jooser
                      Legend
                      • Jul 2008
                      • 5102

                      #55
                      Re: 101 Reasons The Ravens Suck!!!!!!

                      49. Their Best is never good enough....
                      ​2019 MNFE CHAMPION

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                      • flippy
                        Legend
                        • Dec 2008
                        • 17088

                        #56
                        Re: 101 Reasons The Ravens Suck!!!!!!

                        50. Because the Blindside can play the Blindside
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                        • flippy
                          Legend
                          • Dec 2008
                          • 17088

                          #57
                          Re: 101 Reasons The Ravens Suck!!!!!!

                          51. Because they have a bounty on Ward, but it seems like Ward's the only one to ever deliver a knockout blow
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                          • flippy
                            Legend
                            • Dec 2008
                            • 17088

                            #58
                            Re: 101 Reasons The Ravens Suck!!!!!!

                            52. Lonbull can't even come up with a tasty Ratbird stew recipe.
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                            • RuthlessBurgher
                              Legend
                              • May 2008
                              • 33208

                              #59
                              Re: 101 Reasons The Ravens Suck!!!!!!

                              53. John Harbaugh is surpassed in smugness only by Brian Billick.
                              Steeler teams featuring stat-driven, me-first, fantasy-football-darling diva types such as Antonio Brown & Le'Veon Bell won no championships.

                              Super Bowl winning Steeler teams were built around a dynamic, in-your-face defense plus blue-collar, hard-hitting, no-nonsense football players on offense such as Hines Ward & Jerome Bettis.

                              We don't want Juju & Conner to replace what we lost in Brown & Bell.

                              We are counting on Juju & Conner to return us to the glory we once had with Hines & The Bus.

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                              • flippy
                                Legend
                                • Dec 2008
                                • 17088

                                #60
                                Re: 101 Reasons The Ravens Suck!!!!!!

                                54. Harbaugh simply cannot beat the Steelers
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