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  • Steeler Mafia
    Starter
    • May 2008
    • 567

    Christmas Gifts

    Here is some Christmas fun. I hear of this yesterday and wanted to try it out here.

    Pick any player on the Steelers, tell us who it is and what you would like to get them for Christmas. Allow me to start.

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    - For Rashard Mendenhall and Big Ben I would get them a big brand new set of Legos. They haven't seen a block all year.

    - For Bruce Arians, I will get him a new Verizon Cell phone with the extensive coverage map. I figured since he hasn't made a successfull call in the last 5 games, this might help him out.

    Your turn...whose next.
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    ~Props to AS, my sig Consigliere~

    "Even the strongest man needs friends.... Politics is knowing when to pull the trigger."
    ~ Don Lucchesi to Vincent
  • RuthlessBurgher
    Legend
    • May 2008
    • 33208

    #2
    Re: Christmas Gifts

    For Ike Taylor and Limas Sweed:

    What Vincent Price wanted to give his scissor-handed boy Edward.

    Steeler teams featuring stat-driven, me-first, fantasy-football-darling diva types such as Antonio Brown & Le'Veon Bell won no championships.

    Super Bowl winning Steeler teams were built around a dynamic, in-your-face defense plus blue-collar, hard-hitting, no-nonsense football players on offense such as Hines Ward & Jerome Bettis.

    We don't want Juju & Conner to replace what we lost in Brown & Bell.

    We are counting on Juju & Conner to return us to the glory we once had with Hines & The Bus.

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    • papillon
      Legend
      • Mar 2008
      • 11340

      #3
      Re: Christmas Gifts

      Rashard - a ladder, because, he's stepped up this year

      Hines - Geritol, so, he can continue to play for a few more years at htis year's level

      Ben - An egg timer that only can be set for 5 seconds, when he gets to 5 seconds and still has the ball he'll know to throw it away.

      The entire team - a life support system, so that, they can have one last gasp this year

      Pappy
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      The 2025 Pittsburgh Steeler draft

      1.21 - Derrick Harmon, DT, Oregon - Nick Emmanwori, S, S. Carolina
      3.83 - Kaleb Johnson, RB, Iowa - DJ Giddens, RB, Kans St
      3.123 - Will Howard, QB, OSU
      4.156 - JJ Pegues, DT, Ole Miss
      5.185 - Clay Webb, OG, Jack St
      7.229 - Tyrion Ingram-Dawkins, DT, Georgia

      "Football is a physical game, well, it used to be anyways" - Mel Blount

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      • RuthlessBurgher
        Legend
        • May 2008
        • 33208

        #4
        Re: Christmas Gifts

        For Bruce Arians:



        And, no, I am not suggesting that he should become a cross dresser.
        Steeler teams featuring stat-driven, me-first, fantasy-football-darling diva types such as Antonio Brown & Le'Veon Bell won no championships.

        Super Bowl winning Steeler teams were built around a dynamic, in-your-face defense plus blue-collar, hard-hitting, no-nonsense football players on offense such as Hines Ward & Jerome Bettis.

        We don't want Juju & Conner to replace what we lost in Brown & Bell.

        We are counting on Juju & Conner to return us to the glory we once had with Hines & The Bus.

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        • Jom112
          Pro Bowler
          • Jun 2008
          • 1496

          #5
          Re: Christmas Gifts

          For Santonio Holmes:




          To make his first down celebrations more impressive...

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          • papillon
            Legend
            • Mar 2008
            • 11340

            #6
            Re: Christmas Gifts

            Originally posted by Jom112
            For Santonio Holmes:




            To make his first down celebrations more impressive...
            Nice, you're good people JOM

            Pappy
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            The 2025 Pittsburgh Steeler draft

            1.21 - Derrick Harmon, DT, Oregon - Nick Emmanwori, S, S. Carolina
            3.83 - Kaleb Johnson, RB, Iowa - DJ Giddens, RB, Kans St
            3.123 - Will Howard, QB, OSU
            4.156 - JJ Pegues, DT, Ole Miss
            5.185 - Clay Webb, OG, Jack St
            7.229 - Tyrion Ingram-Dawkins, DT, Georgia

            "Football is a physical game, well, it used to be anyways" - Mel Blount

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            • phillyesq
              Legend
              • May 2008
              • 7568

              #7
              Re: Christmas Gifts

              Originally posted by Jom112
              For Santonio Holmes:




              To make his first down celebrations more impressive...


              Well done, good sir.

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              • SteelHead
                Backup
                • Jan 2009
                • 207

                #8
                Re: Christmas Gifts

                Merry Christmas Brucie !!!!!

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                • Djfan
                  Legend
                  • May 2008
                  • 5184

                  #9
                  Re: Christmas Gifts

                  For Bruce A and Larry Z a one way ticket out of town.
                  Steel City Mafia
                  So Cal Boss (Ret)
                  [URL]http://www.anewsong.com[/URL]

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                  • MeetJoeGreene
                    Hall of Famer
                    • May 2008
                    • 3221

                    #10
                    Re: Christmas Gifts

                    For Ryan Clark: Thicker Skin.
                    Cleveland spelled backwards is DNA Level C
                    http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/d...itty29/mjg.jpg
                    another AA/AS original.

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                    • flippy
                      Legend
                      • Dec 2008
                      • 17088

                      #11
                      Re: Christmas Gifts

                      A brand new knee for Troy.
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                      • Iron Shiek
                        Hall of Famer
                        • May 2008
                        • 3798

                        #12
                        Re: Christmas Gifts

                        Originally posted by Djfan
                        For Bruce A and Larry Z a one way ticket out of town.

                        I'll pitch on on their gift with you by adding a brand new luggage set for each of them.
                        sigpic

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                        • Steeler Mafia
                          Starter
                          • May 2008
                          • 567

                          #13
                          Re: Christmas Gifts

                          Originally posted by Iron Shiek
                          Originally posted by Djfan
                          For Bruce A and Larry Z a one way ticket out of town.

                          I'll pitch on on their gift with you by adding a brand new luggage set for each of them.
                          Count me in on that gift as well, Shiek. I mean, really, how much can a brown paper sack and a shoe box cost?
                          sigpic
                          ~Props to AS, my sig Consigliere~

                          "Even the strongest man needs friends.... Politics is knowing when to pull the trigger."
                          ~ Don Lucchesi to Vincent

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                          • Jooser
                            Legend
                            • Jul 2008
                            • 5102

                            #14
                            Re: Christmas Gifts

                            The entire WR Corps as well as the entire secondary, a 50 gallon drum of stick um!
                            ​2019 MNFE CHAMPION

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                            • fordfixer
                              Legend
                              • May 2008
                              • 10922

                              #15
                              Re: Christmas Gifts

                              A win for the team and the fans

                              Molon labe

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                              ?We're not going to apologize for winning.?
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