Ben & Max: Caption This Pic

[Jooser]

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So, yeah A.Q.'s arms are only this long, so WTF is your excuse?

[stlrz d]

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You don't understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it.

Ben: Don't be so hard on yourself Max.

[feelthesteel]

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Dude this aint no chickenleg? you couldnt wait til after practice we were gonna hit Popeyes!!

[Chachi]

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Ben: So, next thing I know, this girl, with tits out to here....

Maxeyes closed) Oh, yea, I can see'em.....them's big titties....

Ben:...she comes up to me and asks how my "TV" is working....and if she can "fix" it.

Maxmoving right hand closer to his crotch) Oh, baby, you can fix my TV anytime.....oh yea.....then what happened?

[Wolfhound45]

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Dude. NO. Humpty Dumpty DID NOT "...go to the mall." What is wrong with you?

[ghettoscott]

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"...I mean seriously, why would someone paint a c0ck on his face? Stupid stains fans...."

[fezziwig]

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1. If Tomlin would have allowed us to watch that damn movie, this would n't have happened.


2. You guys go up against the number one defense all the time, you would think eventually, you would get a little better.


3. Ben, I don't want to hear it. I'm just going to shut my eyes and enjoy this buzz from the weed I got off of Marvel. He left a dime bag in his locker for me.