OT: Li'l Miss Jigawatts Kicks Season Off With Bang

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  • Jigawatts
    Hall of Famer
    • May 2008
    • 2639

    OT: Li'l Miss Jigawatts Kicks Season Off With Bang

    Yesterday, around 6:15, Lil Miss Jigawatts and her younger sister were playing on their
    play set. Li'l Miss Jigawatts was climbing the ladder to the top while I was at the bottom
    guiding my younger girl up the steps because she's the one I always worry about falling.
    Well, Li'l Miss Jigawatts turned to look down to see how far away her sister was, and
    then she lost her grip and tumbled off the ladder about 5 1/2 feet right in front of me.

    I couldn't react quick enough to catch her, and I'm almost glad I didn't because things
    might have ended up worse if I missed and changed her path enough to hit her head,
    neck or back, but she braced her fall with her hand. I knew instantly that she either
    broke or dislocated her elbow. If any of you watched wrestling, you might remember when
    Eddy Guerero dislocated his elbow when a stunt off the turnbuckle went wrong. It looked
    exactly like that.

    We rushed to the Youngstown branch of the Akron Childrens Hospital where she was
    diagnosed with a slight fracture to her wrist, as well as a broken humerus. A piece
    of the humerus chipped off, rotated 75 degrees, and now is just floated around there.

    So we soldiered off to the main hospital in Akron, where we were told they would be
    ready for surgery as soon as the ambulance arrived, and of course they weren't. After
    a few hours there, the doctor discharged her and explained that he'd call today sometime
    before lunch, to let us know if she needed surgery or not. This p*ssed me off, because
    we knew %100 that she'd need surgery, but for some reason they didn't want to do it
    then. We got home at 3:30 A.M. and Li'l Miss Jigawatts has to wait until tomorrow to
    have surgery.

    Oh, and the surgery is to pin the broken piece of the bone back onto the humerus.
    Li'l Miss Jigawatts, a true Jigawatt and Steeler fan, is one tough little girl. Surgery
    is at 8:00 A.M. Saturday, wish her luck.
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  • D Rock
    Hall of Famer
    • Dec 2008
    • 2797

    #2
    Re: OT: Li'l Miss Jigawatts Kicks Season Off With Bang

    Best of luck in your speedy recovery LMJ!

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    • birtikidis
      Hall of Famer
      • May 2008
      • 4628

      #3
      Re: OT: Li'l Miss Jigawatts Kicks Season Off With Bang

      as much as they were talking about who was tougher, hines or bolden they should have been talking about who was tougher: lil miss jiga or hines... tough little girl. tell her to rub some dirt on it and walk it off (that's the coach in me). good luck with the recovery.

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      • Jigawatts
        Hall of Famer
        • May 2008
        • 2639

        #4
        Re: OT: Li'l Miss Jigawatts Kicks Season Off With Bang

        Thanks fellas, I'll give updates later tonight and sometime tomorrow after surgery.
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        • RKSteel
          Backup
          • Oct 2008
          • 368

          #5
          Re: OT: Li'l Miss Jigawatts Kicks Season Off With Bang

          Good luck with the surgery.

          If LMJ gets a cast on her arm, make sure the hospital uses black and gold for the cast, not brown and orange.

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          • RuthlessBurgher
            Legend
            • May 2008
            • 33208

            #6
            Re: OT: Li'l Miss Jigawatts Kicks Season Off With Bang

            Get well soon, LMJ! All of the degenerate gamblers of PlanetSteelers are anxiously awaiting your first week of NFL picks (and since she will be doing it will a cast on her arm, it will truly be sports handicapping, in a very literal sense).


            I expect a new sig soon.

            The x-ray of the broken humerus in the background.

            A picture of Li'l Miss Jigawatts in full Steeler garb with the cast on her arm.

            And the word "WRISTBREAKER" across the front of it all.


            That would certainly make her a chip off the old funny bone.

            Steeler teams featuring stat-driven, me-first, fantasy-football-darling diva types such as Antonio Brown & Le'Veon Bell won no championships.

            Super Bowl winning Steeler teams were built around a dynamic, in-your-face defense plus blue-collar, hard-hitting, no-nonsense football players on offense such as Hines Ward & Jerome Bettis.

            We don't want Juju & Conner to replace what we lost in Brown & Bell.

            We are counting on Juju & Conner to return us to the glory we once had with Hines & The Bus.

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            • flippy
              Legend
              • Dec 2008
              • 17088

              #7
              Re: OT: Li'l Miss Jigawatts Kicks Season Off With Bang

              Tell her sorry she missed the first preseason game.
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              • SteelerNation1
                Pro Bowler
                • May 2008
                • 1574

                #8
                Re: OT: Li'l Miss Jigawatts Kicks Season Off With Bang

                Man Jig that sucks. I wish her a speedy recovery.
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                • ramblinjim
                  Pro Bowler
                  • Jun 2008
                  • 1278

                  #9
                  Re: OT: Li'l Miss Jigawatts Kicks Season Off With Bang

                  Sounds like you have a tough little lady there! May she have a speedy recovery and a black and gold cast.
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                  • SidSmythe
                    Hall of Famer
                    • Sep 2008
                    • 4708

                    #10
                    Re: OT: Li'l Miss Jigawatts Kicks Season Off With Bang

                    That is the worst feeling in the world, being so close but unable to stop it.

                    A broken HUMERUS isn't funny at all!!

                    Get it?? haha
                    Get it??? haha!!

                    No seriously, do you get it???
                    Here We Go Steelers, Here We Go...
                    Here We Go Steelers, Here We Go...
                    Here We Go Steelers, Here We Go...!!!

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                    • Northern_Blitz
                      Legend
                      • Dec 2008
                      • 24373

                      #11
                      Re: OT: Li'l Miss Jigawatts Kicks Season Off With Bang

                      That's one tough little girl.

                      All the best with a speedy recovery!

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                      • bostonsteeler
                        Pro Bowler
                        • Oct 2008
                        • 1529

                        #12
                        Re: OT: Li'l Miss Jigawatts Kicks Season Off With Bang

                        That's BS! They ought to perform the surgery asap.
                        Broken jagged bone can kill!

                        Best wishes to the little warrior. The hopsital is nuts ; they should've patched her yesterday!

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                        • BDESteel
                          Backup
                          • Dec 2008
                          • 178

                          #13
                          Re: OT: Li'l Miss Jigawatts Kicks Season Off With Bang

                          Originally posted by bostonsteeler
                          That's BS! They ought to perform the surgery asap.
                          Broken jagged bone can kill!

                          Best wishes to the little warrior. The hopsital is nuts ; they should've patched her yesterday!
                          If there's extreme swelling, they won't do surgery until the swelling goes down.

                          Jig,
                          Sorry to hear about your daughter. You should check out this product we make here in Cupertino and sell to Acumed. It's surgical bone cement and could increase healing time, that is, if the injury is serious enough.

                          [url="http://www.acumed.net/product/41/Callos"]http://www.acumed.net/product/41/Callos[/url]
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                          Uu uuuuuu!

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                          • AngryAsian
                            Hall of Famer
                            • May 2008
                            • 3010

                            #14
                            Re: OT: Li'l Miss Jigawatts Kicks Season Off With Bang

                            All the best to her and the fam, during this episode that you'll be recounting with a laugh, during her graduation party from college. Until then, a speedy recovery to her and many calm and restful nights to you. As parents of little ones, we often are the ones more traumatized by such things... kids are not only tough as nails but extremely resilient. I have no doubt she'll recovery quicker than you and the Mrs. will. Take good care, my brother and keep us posted.

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                            • fordfixer
                              Legend
                              • May 2008
                              • 10921

                              #15
                              Re: OT: Li'l Miss Jigawatts Kicks Season Off With Bang

                              All my best to the whole Jiga family Hope the arm heals quick so she can twirl her terrible towel soon

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