Boston trophy Party

[proudpittsburgher]

A little bit of baseball, but it takes a swipe at the Patriots*, so I'll post it here.

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[RuthlessBurgher]

Re: Boston trophy Party

Nice...

We know New England cheated to win their Super Bowls,
With cameras everywhere under Belichick's controls,
And now we learn the Red Sox did something even worse,
Since it was quite apparent they could never break the curse,

Ortiz came from Minnesota where he couldn't kill a fly,
Then he turned into Big Papi and now we know why,
The Boston fans were thinking there was magic in the air,
When it was just the needle hanging from his underwear,

Manny and Big Papi are like Belichick and Brady,
They'd do anything to win even if it's kind of shady,
What's next? Do we learn that the Celtics really cheated,
And the dirty fix was in when the Lakers they defeated,
At least it's pretty obvious the Bruins never lied,
Cause they wouldn't be successful even if they tried,
I tell you what the old Boston people would have done,
They'd have a trophy party with the titles they have won,

Gather up all the trophies and throw them in the sea,
Give the city back some respectability,
Tell the Rams and Carolina that you've got to do what's fair,
And give back to Philadelphia what's rightfully theirs,

Give the Colorado Rockies title number one,
Then hang your heads in shame for the wrongs that you have done,
I'd say to give the Cardinals a title but I'm sure,
That the Yankees would have won it all in 2004,

Manny and Big Papi are like Belichick and Brady,
They'd do anything to win even if it's kind of shady,
What's next? Do we learn that the Celtics really cheated,
And the dirty fix was in when the Lakers they defeated,
At least it's pretty obvious the Bruins never lied,
Cause they wouldn't be successful even if they tried,
I tell you what the old Boston people would have done,
They'd have a trophy party with the titles they have won...