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  • JDSteeler
    Backup
    • Oct 2008
    • 449

    I'm about to predict the future....

    ...so here it goes!

    Exactly in this order...

    Big Ben's Atty, writes a brilliant answer to the complaint. Provides damning
    evidence that this skank is nothing more than a scumbag, gold-digging, bitch,
    and absolutely pulverizes this case to smitherines!!! The case gets thrown out
    on its AZZ!!!!!!!

    BEN is EXONERATED!!!!!!

    The bitch then gets arrested and charged with felony defamation and liable,
    and is sentenced to 5 years in jail. The Judge uses her as an example to
    anyone who tries to get away with something like this again, to think very
    hard before filing any f-ing frivilous lawsuits like this ever again!!!

    Atty Dunlap is Dis,F-ing, Barred, and has to clean urnals and toilets
    at Harrah's Casino with his tongue!!! Because his is a f-ing lying bastard!!

    BEN takes the Steelers on his F-ing Wide shoulders and blows through the
    regular season for a 14-2 record. Blowing up Steelers QB records on the way
    to the Playoffs!!!!!

    After opening a can of f-ing whoopass on the Rats 38-13 in the Divisional
    Round, Big Ben totally f-ing dominates Tom Brady and the Pats***, to the
    tune of 27-6!! Finally get our revenge againt the Pats*.

    Steelers are in the Superbowl!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Steelers crush "Whoever" f-ing makes it out of the NFC to win SB XLIV, and their
    7th Superbowl, 3rd in 5 years!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Ben finally get the SB MVP, that he should have won in the 2008 season, as
    he delivers yet again!!!!!!

    I'm f-ing steaming right NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    The F-ing "Fork of Greatness" is f-ing pissed off right f-ing now!!!!!!

    This season needs to start f-ing NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I'm so f-ing HOT, my eyeballs are about to f-ing pop out!!!!!!!!!

    FROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOthing at the mouth like a crazed dog, mu**erf**ker!!!!

    J F-ing D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    The Pittsburgh Steelers: There is NO other Team!

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  • DukieBoy
    Hall of Famer
    • May 2008
    • 3488

    #2
    Re: I'm about to predict the future....

    I like your predictions JD.
    You might think about diversifying your choices of adjectives and adverbs, though.





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    • RuthlessBurgher
      Legend
      • May 2008
      • 33208

      #3
      Re: I'm about to predict the future....

      After getting word of JDSteeler's 27-6 prediction, Tom Brady says, “We’re only going to score 6 points?” while chuckling about it. “OK. I wish he had said 45-42 and gave us a little credit for scoring more points.” I guess this means they will actually score only 3 points.

      Steeler teams featuring stat-driven, me-first, fantasy-football-darling diva types such as Antonio Brown & Le'Veon Bell won no championships.

      Super Bowl winning Steeler teams were built around a dynamic, in-your-face defense plus blue-collar, hard-hitting, no-nonsense football players on offense such as Hines Ward & Jerome Bettis.

      We don't want Juju & Conner to replace what we lost in Brown & Bell.

      We are counting on Juju & Conner to return us to the glory we once had with Hines & The Bus.

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      • SanAntonioSteelerFan
        Legend
        • May 2008
        • 8361

        #4
        Re: I'm about to predict the future....

        Originally posted by JDSteeler
        ...so here it goes!

        Exactly in this order...

        Big Ben's Atty, writes a brilliant answer to the complaint. Provides damning
        evidence that this skank is nothing more than a scumbag, gold-digging, bitch,
        and absolutely pulverizes this case to smitherines!!! The case gets thrown out
        on its AZZ!!!!!!!

        BEN is EXONERATED!!!!!!

        The bitch then gets arrested and charged with felony defamation and liable,
        and is sentenced to 5 years in jail. The Judge uses her as an example to
        anyone who tries to get away with something like this again, to think very
        hard before filing any f-ing frivilous lawsuits like this ever again!!!

        Atty Dunlap is Dis,F-ing, Barred, and has to clean urnals and toilets
        at Harrah's Casino with his tongue!!! Because his is a f-ing lying bastard!!

        BEN takes the Steelers on his F-ing Wide shoulders and blows through the
        regular season for a 14-2 record. Blowing up Steelers QB records on the way
        to the Playoffs!!!!!

        After opening a can of f-ing whoopass on the Rats 38-13 in the Divisional
        Round, Big Ben totally f-ing dominates Tom Brady and the Pats***, to the
        tune of 27-6!! Finally get our revenge againt the Pats*.

        Steelers are in the Superbowl!!!!!!!!!!!!

        Steelers crush "Whoever" f-ing makes it out of the NFC to win SB XLIV, and their
        7th Superbowl, 3rd in 5 years!!!!!!!!!!!!

        Ben finally get the SB MVP, that he should have won in the 2008 season, as
        he delivers yet again!!!!!!

        I'm f-ing steaming right NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

        The F-ing "Fork of Greatness" is f-ing pissed off right f-ing now!!!!!!

        This season needs to start f-ing NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

        I'm so f-ing HOT, my eyeballs are about to f-ing pop out!!!!!!!!!

        FROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOthing at the mouth like a crazed dog, mu**erf**ker!!!!

        J F-ing D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


        Adjectives, smajectives, ruthie, the post is perfect!



        (BTW, JD, did you know you predicted the future TWICE, with the title of your post !)


        We got our "6-PACK" - time to work on a CASE!

        HERE WE GO STEELERS, HERE WE GO!

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        • Discipline of Steel
          Hall of Famer
          • Aug 2008
          • 3882

          #5
          Re: I'm about to predict the future....

          Thats what I call a galvanized fan base.
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          Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, hear the lamentations of their women.

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          • stlrz d
            Legend
            • May 2008
            • 9244

            #6
            Re: I'm about to predict the future....

            Your prediction is wrong...the Rats won't make the playoffs!

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            • Jooser
              Legend
              • Jul 2008
              • 5102

              #7
              Re: I'm about to predict the future....

              ...and Florio will still writing damning editorials to the tune of Ben's a rapist.
              ​2019 MNFE CHAMPION

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              • Wolfhound45
                Starter
                • May 2008
                • 786

                #8
                Re: I'm about to predict the future....

                JDSteeler, remind me to never get in a fight with you.

                :P

                Nice post dude.
                http://www.globalarray.net/user/scalpel6/wh.jpg

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                • feelthesteel

                  #9
                  Re: I'm about to predict the future....

                  My prediction number 7 gets us 7th ring

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