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  • ANPSTEEL
    Starter
    • Jun 2008
    • 888
    #1

    OT: Chris Johnson Changes Nickname to "D*ck Head"

    ok not really-

    but is "Every Coaches Dream" really any better?

    No it isn't. In fact, it is worse.

    He should just get right to the point, and call himself "Tool" or "Azzhole".

    What a frikin' d-bag.

    Sorry for the expletive laden post here- but that is just how annoying i find this.

    I almost wish he were a Steeler, so that I/We all could have the fun of watching the coaching staff and rest of the team kick his sorry azz to the curb.

    what a loser.

    brief excerpt:

    [url="http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Chris-Johnson-has-a-new-nickname-for-himself-an?urn=nfl,172357"]http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdo ... nfl,172357[/url]

    “Smash and Dash have had a divorce — that’s official,’’ Johnson said. “I have to be my own guy, so no more Smash and Dash, that was last year. Every Coach’s Dream, that’s me. Because they say every team has its own identity. I feel for me, I can’t be noticed as a group any more. I am my own guy.’’
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    • RuthlessBurgher
      Legend
      • May 2008
      • 33208
      #2
      Re: OT: Chris Johnson Changes Nickname to "D*ck Head"

      Darn kids these days...whatever happened to the good old days when football players gave themselves normal nicknames, like improper Spanish numbers?

      Where have you gone, Chris Dos Ocho? A nation turns its lonely eyes to you. Woo woo woo...
      Steeler teams featuring stat-driven, me-first, fantasy-football-darling diva types such as Antonio Brown & Le'Veon Bell won no championships.

      Super Bowl winning Steeler teams were built around a dynamic, in-your-face defense plus blue-collar, hard-hitting, no-nonsense football players on offense such as Hines Ward & Jerome Bettis.

      We don't want Juju & Conner to replace what we lost in Brown & Bell.

      We are counting on Juju & Conner to return us to the glory we once had with Hines & The Bus.

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        • MeetJoeGreene
          Hall of Famer
          • May 2008
          • 3221
          #3
          Re: OT: Chris Johnson Changes Nickname to "D*ck Head"

          Man, I hope he gets caught between a Troy and Silverback sandwich on opening day.
          Cleveland spelled backwards is DNA Level C
          http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/d...itty29/mjg.jpg
          another AA/AS original.

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            • papillon
              Legend
              • Mar 2008
              • 11340
              #4
              Re: OT: Chris Johnson Changes Nickname to "D*ck Head"

              Originally posted by MeetJoeGreene
              Man, I hope he gets caught between a Troy and Silverback sandwich on opening day.
              No sandwich for Johnson, I don't want one of the Steelers to hold him up after the other lights him up. I want the ground to be the object that stops his forward progress. :P Let Silverback have the honors.

              Pappy
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              The 2025 Pittsburgh Steeler draft

              1.21 - Derrick Harmon, DT, Oregon - Nick Emmanwori, S, S. Carolina
              3.83 - Kaleb Johnson, RB, Iowa - DJ Giddens, RB, Kans St
              3.123 - Will Howard, QB, OSU
              4.156 - JJ Pegues, DT, Ole Miss
              5.185 - Clay Webb, OG, Jack St
              7.229 - Tyrion Ingram-Dawkins, DT, Georgia

              "Football is a physical game, well, it used to be anyways" - Mel Blount

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                • Jigawatts
                  Hall of Famer
                  • May 2008
                  • 2639
                  #5
                  Re: OT: Chris Johnson Changes Nickname to "D*ck Head"

                  Great, another one.

                  I guess that makes L. White "Every Buffets Nightmare."
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                    • RuthlessBurgher
                      Legend
                      • May 2008
                      • 33208
                      #6
                      Re: OT: Chris Johnson Changes Nickname to "D*ck Head"

                      Originally posted by Jigawatts
                      Great, another one.

                      I guess that makes L. White "Every Buffets Nightmare."


                      "You go now!"

                      "You been here four hour!"

                      "You frighten my wife!"

                      "You eat more than killer whale!"

                      "Sign say 'All you can eat' not 'You eat all'!"

                      "YOU GO NOW!!!"

                      (for those of you familiar with the comic stylings of John Pinette)
                      Steeler teams featuring stat-driven, me-first, fantasy-football-darling diva types such as Antonio Brown & Le'Veon Bell won no championships.

                      Super Bowl winning Steeler teams were built around a dynamic, in-your-face defense plus blue-collar, hard-hitting, no-nonsense football players on offense such as Hines Ward & Jerome Bettis.

                      We don't want Juju & Conner to replace what we lost in Brown & Bell.

                      We are counting on Juju & Conner to return us to the glory we once had with Hines & The Bus.

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                        • ANPSTEEL
                          Starter
                          • Jun 2008
                          • 888
                          #7
                          Re: OT: Chris Johnson Changes Nickname to "D*ck Head"

                          Originally posted by RuthlessBurgher
                          Originally posted by Jigawatts
                          Great, another one.

                          I guess that makes L. White "Every Buffets Nightmare."


                          "You go now!"

                          "You been here four hour!"

                          "You frighten my wife!"

                          "You eat more than killer whale!"

                          "Sign say 'All you can eat' not 'You eat all'!"

                          "YOU GO NOW!!!"

                          (for those of you familiar with the comic stylings of John Pinette)
                          oh- i see lets completely sidetrack the original intent of the post

                          actually that is pretty funny- and the original post wasn't.

                          thanks for the assist.

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                            • Acero
                              #8
                              Re: OT: Chris Johnson Changes Nickname to "D*ck Head"

                              Man, I'm so old I remember the days when a nickname was something somebody else gave you.

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                                • fezziwig
                                  Hall of Famer
                                  • Jan 2009
                                  • 3515
                                  #9
                                  Re: OT: Chris Johnson Changes Nickname to "D*ck Head"

                                  This idiot continues to cause chaos for his team and I love it. When will the owners, players coaches and fans wake up to this dude and realize he disrupts any cohesion they have for being a team ?

                                  I hope he remains a Bengal until he is an old man.

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                                    • Acero
                                      #10
                                      Re: OT: Chris Johnson Changes Nickname to "D*ck Head"

                                      Originally posted by fezziwig
                                      I hope he remains a Bengal until he is an old man.
                                      Um... you mean Chris Johnson, the Titans' RB?

                                      Get yer Johnson straight... maybe all the johnson's in the league should change their last names to mistranslated spanish numerals. Chris Dos Ocho, and Larry Dos Siete... Rudi Tres Dos and Andre Ocho Cero.

                                      Or something.

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                                        • Snatch98
                                          Pro Bowler
                                          • May 2008
                                          • 1451
                                          #11
                                          Re: OT: Chris Johnson Changes Nickname to "D*ck Head"

                                          Originally posted by fezziwig
                                          This idiot continues to cause chaos for his team and I love it. When will the owners, players coaches and fans wake up to this dude and realize he disrupts any cohesion they have for being a team ?

                                          I hope he remains a Bengal until he is an old man.

                                          It's Chris Johnson not Chad Ocho Cinco. The Titans sophmore RB.

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                                            • stlrz d
                                              Legend
                                              • May 2008
                                              • 9244
                                              #12
                                              Re: OT: Chris Johnson Changes Nickname to "D*ck Head"

                                              Originally posted by Acero
                                              Originally posted by fezziwig
                                              I hope he remains a Bengal until he is an old man.
                                              Um... you mean Chris Johnson, the Titans' RB?

                                              Get yer Johnson straight... maybe all the johnson's in the league should change their last names to mistranslated spanish numerals. Chris Dos Ocho, and Larry Dos Siete... Rudi Tres Dos and Andre Ocho Cero.

                                              Or something.

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                                                • papillon
                                                  Legend
                                                  • Mar 2008
                                                  • 11340
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: OT: Chris Johnson Changes Nickname to "D*ck Head"

                                                  Originally posted by stlrz d
                                                  Originally posted by Acero
                                                  Originally posted by fezziwig
                                                  I hope he remains a Bengal until he is an old man.
                                                  Um... you mean Chris Johnson, the Titans' RB?

                                                  Get yer Johnson straight... maybe all the johnson's in the league should change their last names to mistranslated spanish numerals. Chris Dos Ocho, and Larry Dos Siete... Rudi Tres Dos and Andre Ocho Cero.

                                                  Or something.


                                                  Good catch stlrz d...

                                                  Pappy
                                                  sigpic

                                                  The 2025 Pittsburgh Steeler draft

                                                  1.21 - Derrick Harmon, DT, Oregon - Nick Emmanwori, S, S. Carolina
                                                  3.83 - Kaleb Johnson, RB, Iowa - DJ Giddens, RB, Kans St
                                                  3.123 - Will Howard, QB, OSU
                                                  4.156 - JJ Pegues, DT, Ole Miss
                                                  5.185 - Clay Webb, OG, Jack St
                                                  7.229 - Tyrion Ingram-Dawkins, DT, Georgia

                                                  "Football is a physical game, well, it used to be anyways" - Mel Blount

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                                                    • fezziwig
                                                      Hall of Famer
                                                      • Jan 2009
                                                      • 3515
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: OT: Chris Johnson Changes Nickname to "D*ck Head"

                                                      Thank you for the correction. Chad Johnson is still a tool.

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                                                        • Acero
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: OT: Chris Johnson Changes Nickname to "D*ck Head"

                                                          Originally posted by papillon
                                                          Originally posted by stlrz d
                                                          Originally posted by Acero
                                                          Get yer Johnson straight.


                                                          Good catch stlrz d...

                                                          Pappy
                                                          Just for the record, it was there intentionally. glad to see you pick up on it

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