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  • fordfixer
    Legend
    • May 2008
    • 10921

    "you know it's the offseason when..."

    O.k. taking a idea from a SN1 post tell your best "you know it's the offseason when..." joke


    "you know it's the offseason when..."You search the web for any steelers news.


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  • SMASHMOUTHFOOTBALL
    Backup
    • May 2008
    • 349

    #2
    Re: "you know it's the offseason when..."

    "You know its the offseason when to take an afternoon nap you go to your bedroom and turn on the Tivo to last seasons SB Victory and play it for the umpteenth time as you peacefully fall asleep.
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    • costanza2k1
      Hall of Famer
      • Mar 2008
      • 2579

      #3
      Re: "you know it's the offseason when..."

      Originally posted by SMASHMOUTHFOOTBALL
      "You know its the offseason when to take an afternoon nap you go to your bedroom and turn on the Tivo to last seasons SB Victory and play it for the umpteenth time as you peacefully fall asleep.
      WTF? I do the same exact thing. I feel so much better now.
      ours is not to wonder why just invert and multiply...

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      • RussBII
        Pro Bowler
        • May 2008
        • 1006

        #4
        Re: "you know it's the offseason when..."

        Here's a few:

        You still check this site every hour, but there are no new threads
        You have discussions with your father like "Who on today's defense could've started in the 70s?"
        You're watching the NHL and NBA playoffs.
        You think, hrmm I'll give baseball another shot.

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        • stlrz d
          Legend
          • May 2008
          • 9244

          #5
          Re: "you know it's the offseason when..."

          You know it's the offseason when:

          you start a thread about seeing someone in the crowd wearing a black Hines Ward jersey on The Price Is Right. :P

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          • RussBII
            Pro Bowler
            • May 2008
            • 1006

            #6
            Re: "you know it's the offseason when..."

            Originally posted by stlrz d
            You know it's the offseason when:

            you start a thread about seeing someone in the crowd wearing a black Hines Ward jersey on The Price Is Right. :P
            And you then one up the OP w/ a video of a guy on The Price is Right...

            And then that thread takes off...

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            • papillon
              Legend
              • Mar 2008
              • 11340

              #7
              Re: "you know it's the offseason when..."

              You know it's the offseason when you aren't planning how you're going to get Steeler updates while watching your kids play soccer or basketball.

              You know it's the offseason when watching the Steelers vs Colts AFC playoff game for the umpteenth time and even knowing the result, the game makes your blood boil.

              You know it's the offseason when Silverback disses the POTUS :P

              You know it's the offseason when the posters on this board disappear for weeks at a time.

              You know it's the offseason when I try to rationalize purchasing season tickets and PSLs from friends who want to sell them.

              You know it's the offseason when the Pirates officially are a bad baseball team again and you promise to take your kids to watch them play when you're in town, because, tickets should be relatively ewasy to come by.

              You know it's the offseason when you're waiting for the US Open to start during Father's Day week, followed by The Open and the PGA.

              You know it's the offseason when you're wife is successful at getting you to do things around the house, because, you can't use the Steelers as an excuse.

              That's it for now...

              Pappy
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              • Iron Shiek
                Hall of Famer
                • May 2008
                • 3798

                #8
                Re: "you know it's the offseason when..."

                Originally posted by papillon
                You know it's the offseason when the posters on this board disappear for weeks at a time.

                Pappy


                Guilty! I still lurk for the most part...
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                • SteelerNation1
                  Pro Bowler
                  • May 2008
                  • 1574

                  #9
                  Re: "you know it's the offseason when..."

                  You know its the offseason when your wife actually isn't mad at me...err you. I swear A LOT during the games.
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                  • RuthlessBurgher
                    Legend
                    • May 2008
                    • 33208

                    #10
                    Re: "you know it's the offseason when..."

                    Originally posted by SteelerNation1
                    You know its the offseason when your wife actually isn't mad at me...err you. I swear A LOT during the games.
                    And you swear a lot when watching a team that won 2 out of the last 4 Super Bowls.

                    Imagine the colorful language that wives of Lions fans were subjected to last season.
                    Steeler teams featuring stat-driven, me-first, fantasy-football-darling diva types such as Antonio Brown & Le'Veon Bell won no championships.

                    Super Bowl winning Steeler teams were built around a dynamic, in-your-face defense plus blue-collar, hard-hitting, no-nonsense football players on offense such as Hines Ward & Jerome Bettis.

                    We don't want Juju & Conner to replace what we lost in Brown & Bell.

                    We are counting on Juju & Conner to return us to the glory we once had with Hines & The Bus.

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                    • stlrz d
                      Legend
                      • May 2008
                      • 9244

                      #11
                      Re: "you know it's the offseason when..."

                      Originally posted by RuthlessBurgher
                      Originally posted by SteelerNation1
                      You know its the offseason when your wife actually isn't mad at me...err you. I swear A LOT during the games.
                      And you swear a lot when watching a team that won 2 out of the last 4 Super Bowls.

                      Imagine the colorful language that wives of Lions fans were subjected to last season.

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                      • Steelgal
                        Pro Bowler
                        • Aug 2008
                        • 1286

                        #12
                        Re: "you know it's the offseason when..."

                        Originally posted by SteelerNation1
                        You know its the offseason when your wife actually isn't mad at me...err you. I swear A LOT during the games.
                        Well...seeing as how I'm the wife, I do it too. My kids have learned to 'overlook mom's mouth' when the Steelers are on

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                        • SteelerNation1
                          Pro Bowler
                          • May 2008
                          • 1574

                          #13
                          Re: "you know it's the offseason when..."

                          Originally posted by Steelgal
                          Originally posted by SteelerNation1
                          You know its the offseason when your wife actually isn't mad at me...err you. I swear A LOT during the games.
                          Well...seeing as how I'm the wife, I do it too. My kids have learned to 'overlook mom's mouth' when the Steelers are on
                          With a 2 year old and newborn twins, things could get interesting for 2009 season in my house. Hey, at least I only have to watch my mouth for away games.
                          http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/f...ion1/sn1-1.jpg http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/f...ns_44958-1.jpg
                          South End Zone...Screaming My Head Off...Every Game! 111 consecutive and counting.

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                          • Ozey74
                            Pro Bowler
                            • May 2008
                            • 2091

                            #14
                            Re: "you know it's the offseason when..."

                            You know it's the offseason when Sundays aren't any fun.
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                            • NC Steeler Fan
                              Starter
                              • May 2008
                              • 642

                              #15
                              Re: "you know it's the offseason when..."

                              Originally posted by SteelerNation1
                              Originally posted by Steelgal
                              Originally posted by SteelerNation1
                              You know its the offseason when your wife actually isn't mad at me...err you. I swear A LOT during the games.
                              Well...seeing as how I'm the wife, I do it too. My kids have learned to 'overlook mom's mouth' when the Steelers are on
                              With a 2 year old and newborn twins, things could get interesting for 2009 season in my house. Hey, at least I only have to watch my mouth for away games.
                              I don't have kids, but I still have to watch it around my husband on game day. I can burn the ear hairs out of a sailor and he aint' real thrilled with that little talent either.

                              Case in point, during the Steelers/colts playoff game, I was banished to the front porch to cool off after Troy's INT was overturned and the colts scored on that drive...oh yeah, that helped a LOT!
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