What if one of us was Mike Tomlin?

[pfelix73]

Re: What if one of us was Mike Tomlin?

Well OK, guys... the rabbit is out of the hat now. Someone discovered, and I'm not going to name names that I've been hiding out here ever since I pretty much single handedly lost the SB.- (No I didn't) OK- so I'm really Matt Hasselbeck.....

I'll have to tell Elizabeth that I finally gave in and told you all who I really am...... I have to admit that I am an admirer of one of your old players- Kordell.....

I also have to admit that I still believe we (I) won Superbowl 40 and not ya'll......

Darn it.

[stlrz d]

Re: What if one of us was Mike Tomlin?

Well OK, guys... the rabbit is out of the hat now. Someone discovered, and I'm not going to name names that I've been hiding out here ever since I pretty much single handedly lost the SB.- (No I didn't) OK- so I'm really Matt Hasselbeck.....

I'll have to tell Elizabeth that I finally gave in and told you all who I really am...... I have to admit that I am an admirer of one of your old players- Kordell.....

I also have to admit that I still believe we (I) won Superbowl 40 and not ya'll......

Darn it.

Tim Hasselbeck is married to Elisabeth. :P

[Discipline of Steel]

Re: What if one of us was Mike Tomlin?

Please allow me to introduce myself
Im a man of wealth and taste
Ive been around for a long, long year
Stole many a pass, from the air
I was round when night train lane
Had his moment of joy and fame
Made damn sure that woody hayes
punched that man and sealed his fate
Pleased to beat you
Hope you guess my name
But whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
I stuck around Cincinnatti
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed dan fouts and his receivers
In the AFC championship game
I rode a tank
Held a generals rank
When the blitzburgh raged
And the offense stank
Pleased to beat you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah
I watched with glee
winning super bowl 43
Fought for five decades
In the world's greatest game
I shouted out,
Whose got the zone blitz?
When after all
It was made by me
Let me please introduce myself
Im a man with a wealth of history
I laid traps for quarterbacks
Who get killed before they get their bombs away
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, fourth down, baby
Pleased to beat you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But whats confusing you
Is just the nature of my game
Just as every raven is a criminal
And all the Steelers, saints
dressed in black and gold
Just call me Richard
cause Im in need of some restraint
So if you meet me on the field, dont fear me
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your veteran players
Or Ill lay your offense to waste, um yeah
Pleased to beat you
Hope you guessed my name, um yeah
But whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, get down to it

Well- there goes the "Post of the Year" award....

See...the Chadman should have posted the Steeler draft analysis earlier today instead of stopping at the Cardinals and leaving us all hanging. Then you might have received "Post of the Year" consideration. But because you waited, DoS swooped in and upped the ante. Just like how the Steelers should have signed Harrison before free agency started. But because they waited, numerous other teams swooped in and upped the ante.

Thank you for the approbations gentlemen. Im glad someone appreciates my hour of hard work. Hopefully there are HOF voters that monitor this website and are now convinced of the need to get our guy in there ASAP.

[pfelix73]

Re: What if one of us was Mike Tomlin?

Well, my brother might be the one that married her, but we all live together.......

[flippy]

Re: What if one of us was Mike Tomlin?

Ok, it's me Omar Khan...this board needed a Indian guy so here I am. Don't worry about Harrison's contract, I'll get it done.

Omar... how's Chakka?

Tell me something good, Omar. What? You are suffering from the Wrath of Chaka Khan? I feel for you, brother. :P

Genghis would like to meet with Omar and Chaka at his grill where everything tastes like chicken.

[Iron Shiek]

Re: What if one of us was Mike Tomlin?

Ok, it's me Omar Khan...this board needed a Indian guy so here I am. Don't worry about Harrison's contract, I'll get it done.

Omar... how's Chakka?

Tell me something good, Omar. What? You are suffering from the Wrath of Chaka Khan? I feel for you, brother. :P

Genghis would like to meet with Omar and Chaka at his grill where everything tastes like chicken.

Why chicken and not Hot dogs?

[RuthlessBurgher]

Re: What if one of us was Mike Tomlin?

Ok, it's me Omar Khan...this board needed a Indian guy so here I am. Don't worry about Harrison's contract, I'll get it done.

Omar... how's Chakka?

Tell me something good, Omar. What? You are suffering from the Wrath of Chaka Khan? I feel for you, brother. :P

Genghis would like to meet with Omar and Chaka at his grill where everything tastes like chicken.

They should all fly to France for the Cannes Film Festival to attend the premiere of James Caan's new movie where he plays an ex-con.

[flippy]

Re: What if one of us was Mike Tomlin?

Ok, it's me Omar Khan...this board needed a Indian guy so here I am. Don't worry about Harrison's contract, I'll get it done.

Omar... how's Chakka?

Tell me something good, Omar. What? You are suffering from the Wrath of Chaka Khan? I feel for you, brother. :P

Genghis would like to meet with Omar and Chaka at his grill where everything tastes like chicken.

They should all fly to France for the Cannes Film Festival to attend the premiere of James Caan's new movie where he plays an ex-con.

I heard UConn Mens Basketball team will be joining them as will all the former Conn Smythe trophy winners, Jennifer Connely, Tara Conner, Sean Connery, Jimmy Connors, Conway Twitty, and the CEO of Conoco Philips.

I also heard they were contemplating moving Cannes to Hong Kong or Kona.

Early word out of Cannes, is that this new movie is comparable to Jodi Foster's Contact movie.