Curse Of The Terrible Towel

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  • JAR
    Pro Bowler
    • May 2008
    • 1620

    Curse Of The Terrible Towel

    Curse Of The Terrible Towel
    A Poem By Dave Crawley

    There is power, they say, in the towels that wave.
    Like black and gold shrouds on the visitor's grave.
    It's a mojo opponents should never neglect.
    The Terrible Towel requires respect.

    Then this! A deed unspeakably foul!
    The Tennessee Titans defiles the towel!
    Although their crass actions made Steeler fans wince,
    You'll notice that Titan team hasn't won since.

    They lost to the Colts. Then the Ravens came in,
    A game Tennessee was expected to win.
    But the curse of the towel gave Tennessee shakes,
    As they sank in a series of stunning mistakes.

    Our Black and Gold guys had a much different story.
    Santonio Holmes led the gallop to glory.
    Fast Willie scored, and the Steelers were winning.
    For the Chargers the torment was only beginning.

    Third quarter. Alas, on the Bolts' only play,
    Foote gives them the boot, and he takes it away.
    The towels were twirling as Ben let it go,
    And the much maligned offense was starting to flow.

    That towel brings sorcery into the fray.
    If you don't believe it, well, check out this play.
    To add to the Chargers' grim feelings of dread,
    A punt that careened off this poor fellow's head.

    The message, of course, as we hooted with glee,
    From the Terrible Towel: Do not tread on me.
    A word to the Ravens. The moment draws nigh.
    This is the reason you're still flying high.

    The Titans besmirched it, and now to our glee
    They will be watching this game on TV.
    As you enter the confines where Steeler fans howl:
    Beware of the curse of the Terrible Towel.

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  • motter1975

    #2
    Re: Curse Of The Terrible Towel

    THAT IS AWESOME!!!!!

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    • mshifko
      Starter
      • May 2008
      • 686

      #3
      Re: Curse Of The Terrible Towel

      haha that's priceless
      "The standard is the standard" Mike Tomlin

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      • RuthlessBurgher
        Legend
        • May 2008
        • 33208

        #4
        Re: Curse Of The Terrible Towel






        Steeler teams featuring stat-driven, me-first, fantasy-football-darling diva types such as Antonio Brown & Le'Veon Bell won no championships.

        Super Bowl winning Steeler teams were built around a dynamic, in-your-face defense plus blue-collar, hard-hitting, no-nonsense football players on offense such as Hines Ward & Jerome Bettis.

        We don't want Juju & Conner to replace what we lost in Brown & Bell.

        We are counting on Juju & Conner to return us to the glory we once had with Hines & The Bus.

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        • rpmpit
          Pro Bowler
          • May 2008
          • 2004

          #5
          Re: Curse Of The Terrible Towel

          Awesome!! Totally!!

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