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  • Coach Crusader
    Banned
    • Jun 2022
    • 13

    Tomlin's Hotdog Factor/ 5 Monkeys Jumping on the Bed/ Another Lesson.

    After my beautifully crafted thread, "A Thought Occurred to Me About Mike Tomlin", I'm back with another teachable lesson, part two in this series. Before I begin, I will post some of the lyrics to the children's song, "5 Monkeys Jumping on the Bed", as they apply to my original thoughts on Mike Tomlin.

    Five little monkeys jumping on the bed
    One fell off and bumped his head
    Mama called the doctor and the doctor said
    "No more monkeys jumping on the bed!"


    One little monkey jumping on the bed
    He fell off and bumped his head
    Mama called the doctor and the doctor said
    "Put those monkeys right to bed!"

    One of my former students wrote a thesis after the SB about how the frequency of showboating, and hotdogging displayed by football players relates to productivity versus a team's overall record. His brilliant analysis found that the Steelers were the #2 team in the NFL in frequency of showboating and hotdogging. The least frequent showboating team's were at #32 - Rams, #31 Bills #30 Chiefs #29 Bengals #28 Patriots and #27 Packers. Clearly this is an issue which Tomlin needs to address.

    So not only did Tomlin have no control over his players off the field, their bad lifestyle choices led to showboating, and hotdogging on the field, and as a result a lower overall record on the season. The 5 monkeys song sums up my lesson perfectly. If you're jumping around (showboating) you'll fall of the bed(fail on the field) and hurt yourself (hurt the record of the team). The last sentence of the 5 monkeys song says, "Put those monkeys right to bed". This is telling us that Tomlin needs to reign in his player's celebrations so that we have mature professionals instead of the clown show which is hurting the team. That my friends is another lesson learned from your mentor. Cheers.
    Last edited by Coach Crusader; 06-26-2022, 12:59 PM.
  • Iron City Inc.
    Hall of Famer
    • Jun 2013
    • 3237

    #2
    You know there is a saying that folks in love don't see things for what they are. Heck they're in love. When one hates it's sort of the same. Their thinking is not correct they just can't see it's not correct.
    I'm hoping there isn't a third lesson.

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    • Flasteel
      Hall of Famer
      • May 2008
      • 4004

      #3
      I'm not responding to the fake OP, but instead hoping to reach everyone else who is unfortunate enough to open the thread. Please do not engage the moron behind these posts. No need to bash him or criticize him. Let's just let this thread sink to the 2nd page and into oblivion. Starve him out.
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      • Prowler
        Pro Bowler
        • Apr 2010
        • 1837

        #4
        Myself, I feel like there are way too many people here who are close minded. CC is a great poster, creative and he has very unique ways of communicating his thoughts. I hope he keeps posting as it would be a shame if the mob here chased him away because they are ignorant and stuck on a woke mindset.
        Last edited by Prowler; 06-26-2022, 03:10 PM.








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        • Bawb the Revelator
          Pro Bowler
          • Jan 2022
          • 1975

          #5
          Originally posted by Prowler
          Myself, I feel like there are way too many people here who are close minded. CC is a great poster, creative and he has very unique ways of communicating his thoughts. I hope he keeps posting as it would be a shame if the mob here chased him away because they are ignorant and stuck on a woke mindset.
          I hope not. But can a PS poster be 83, senile AND woke? Inquiring minds and **** like that
          Last edited by Bawb the Revelator; 06-26-2022, 09:40 PM.

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          • Captain Lemming
            Legend
            • Jun 2008
            • 16041

            #6
            Originally posted by Coach Crusader
            After my beautifully crafted thread, "A Thought Occurred to Me About Mike Tomlin", I'm back with another teachable lesson, part two in this series. Before I begin, I will post some of the lyrics to the children's song, "5 Monkeys Jumping on the Bed", as they apply to my original thoughts on Mike Tomlin.

            Five little monkeys jumping on the bed
            One fell off and bumped his head
            Mama called the doctor and the doctor said
            "No more monkeys jumping on the bed!"


            One little monkey jumping on the bed
            He fell off and bumped his head
            Mama called the doctor and the doctor said
            "Put those monkeys right to bed!"

            One of my former students wrote a thesis after the SB about how the frequency of showboating, and hotdogging displayed by football players relates to productivity versus a team's overall record. His brilliant analysis found that the Steelers were the #2 team in the NFL in frequency of showboating and hotdogging. The least frequent showboating team's were at #32 - Rams, #31 Bills #30 Chiefs #29 Bengals #28 Patriots and #27 Packers. Clearly this is an issue which Tomlin needs to address.

            So not only did Tomlin have no control over his players off the field, their bad lifestyle choices led to showboating, and hotdogging on the field, and as a result a lower overall record on the season. The 5 monkeys song sums up my lesson perfectly. If you're jumping around (showboating) you'll fall of the bed(fail on the field) and hurt yourself (hurt the record of the team). The last sentence of the 5 monkeys song says, "Put those monkeys right to bed". This is telling us that Tomlin needs to reign in his player's celebrations so that we have mature professionals instead of the clown show which is hurting the team. That my friends is another lesson learned from your mentor. Cheers.
            Really?
            I call your story 100 percent fiction. Never happened. Why? The FACTS don't back up the story.

            Bengals are celebrating monsters. THEY HAVE A VIDEO ON THEIR OFFICIAL CHANNEL SHOWING A COMPILATION OF CELEBRATIONS. They don't discourage it. A COACH talks approvingly about the celebrations in the video.



            Rams celebrate a ton too.

            He did a thesis? Please share the source of his stats which are no doubt required. I don't think they exist.

            I would suggest the entire purpose of this post is to tell the children's story. I will let the jury figure out the intent.

            An interesting employ of plausible deniability.

            That's all I have to say.
            Last edited by Captain Lemming; 06-27-2022, 04:15 AM.
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            In view of the fact that Mike Tomlin has matched Cowhers record I give him the designation:

            TCFCLTC-
            The Coach Formerly Considered Less Than Cowher

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            • Captain Lemming
              Legend
              • Jun 2008
              • 16041

              #7
              Originally posted by Captain Lemming
              Really?
              I call your story 100 percent fiction. Never happened. Why? The FACTS don't back up the story.

              Bengals are celebrating monsters. THEY HAVE A VIDEO ON THEIR OFFICIAL CHANNEL SHOWING A COMPILATION OF CELEBRATIONS. They don't discourage it. A COACH talks approvingly about the celebrations in the video.

              Rams celebrate a ton too.

              He did a thesis? Please share the source of his stats which are no doubt required. I don't think they exist.

              I would suggest the entire purpose of this post is to tell the children's story. I will let the jury figure out the intent.

              Interesting employ of plausible deniability.

              That's all I have to say.
              Follow the YouTube link and look at what teams are on the NFLs 2021-22 best celebrations video:


              Note the team's that are shown and the frequency.
              Last edited by Captain Lemming; 06-27-2022, 04:04 AM.
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              In view of the fact that Mike Tomlin has matched Cowhers record I give him the designation:

              TCFCLTC-
              The Coach Formerly Considered Less Than Cowher

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              • Bawb the Revelator
                Pro Bowler
                • Jan 2022
                • 1975

                #8
                Originally posted by Captain Lemming
                Really?
                I call your story 100 percent fiction. Never happened. Why? The FACTS don't back up the story.

                Bengals are celebrating monsters. THEY HAVE A VIDEO ON THEIR OFFICIAL CHANNEL SHOWING A COMPILATION OF CELEBRATIONS. They don't discourage it. A COACH talks approvingly about the celebrations in the video.

                Rams celebrate a ton too.

                He did a thesis? Please share the source of his stats which are no doubt required. I don't think they exist.

                I would suggest the entire purpose of this post is to tell the children's story. I will let the jury figure out the intent.

                Interesting employ of plausible deniability.

                That's all I have to say.
                Fine. Life as a lonely, low rent George Carlin got tedious.
                Last edited by Bawb the Revelator; 06-27-2022, 03:57 AM.

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