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Pittsburgh Temperature Conversion Chart
@ +70 degrees
Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear.
People in Pittsburgh go swimming in the Rivers.
@ +60 degrees
North Carolinians try to turn on the heat.
People in Pittsburgh plant gardens.
@ +50 degrees
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Pittsburgh sunbathe.
@ +40 degrees
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Pittsburgh drive with the windows down.
@ +32 degrees
Distilled water freezes.
The Monongahela River water gets thicker.
@ +20 degrees
Floridians put on coats, thermal underwear, gloves and woolly hats.
People in Pittsburgh throw on a flannel shirt.
@ +15 degrees
Chicago landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Pittsburgh have the last cookout before it gets cold.
@ +10 degrees
People in Miami all die.
People in Pittsburgh lick the flagpo le.
@ 0 degrees
Californians fly away to Mexico
People in Pittsburgh get out their winter coats.
@ -10 de grees
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Pittsburgh are selling cookies door to door.
@ -25 degrees
Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic .
Boy Scouts in Pittsburgh postpone 'Winter Survival' classes until it gets cold enough.
@ -30 degrees
Mount St. Helen's freezes.
People in Pittsburgh rent some videos.
@ -40 degrees
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
People in Pittsburgh get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.
@ -45 degrees
Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.
Cows in Pittsburgh complain about farmers with cold hands.
@ -60 degrees
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale).
People in Pittsburgh start saying, 'Cold 'nuff for yinz guys?'
@ - 100 degrees
Hell freezes over.
THE CLEVELAND BROWNS WIN THE SUPER BOWL!
@ +70 degrees
Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear.
People in Pittsburgh go swimming in the Rivers.
@ +60 degrees
North Carolinians try to turn on the heat.
People in Pittsburgh plant gardens.
@ +50 degrees
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Pittsburgh sunbathe.
@ +40 degrees
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Pittsburgh drive with the windows down.
@ +32 degrees
Distilled water freezes.
The Monongahela River water gets thicker.
@ +20 degrees
Floridians put on coats, thermal underwear, gloves and woolly hats.
People in Pittsburgh throw on a flannel shirt.
@ +15 degrees
Chicago landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Pittsburgh have the last cookout before it gets cold.
@ +10 degrees
People in Miami all die.
People in Pittsburgh lick the flagpo le.
@ 0 degrees
Californians fly away to Mexico
People in Pittsburgh get out their winter coats.
@ -10 de grees
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Pittsburgh are selling cookies door to door.
@ -25 degrees
Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic .
Boy Scouts in Pittsburgh postpone 'Winter Survival' classes until it gets cold enough.
@ -30 degrees
Mount St. Helen's freezes.
People in Pittsburgh rent some videos.
@ -40 degrees
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
People in Pittsburgh get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.
@ -45 degrees
Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.
Cows in Pittsburgh complain about farmers with cold hands.
@ -60 degrees
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale).
People in Pittsburgh start saying, 'Cold 'nuff for yinz guys?'
@ - 100 degrees
Hell freezes over.
THE CLEVELAND BROWNS WIN THE SUPER BOWL!
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