Worilds retires!!! Whaaaaat??

[SanAntonioSteelerFan]

Mr. Moonie, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Besides, fishwhacked was better.

You just about had me convinced after all these years that you were actually Kevin Colbert posting incognito on this forum, but now ... now I think maybe you are the ghost of Siskel and Ebert???

[Moonie]

You just about had me convinced after all these years that you were actually Kevin Colbert posting incognito on this forum, but now ... now I think maybe you are the ghost of Siskel and Ebert???

That reads more like Geraldo Rivera than Siskel and Ebert. Note the well placed strident touches, and the wholly insincere reference to the divine. That had Rivera all over it.

[buccoray61]

It's from Billy Madison.

[fordfixer]

Crap I thought J. W. Just got new tires for his car or something

[feltdizz]

seriously.... this could he as great story or another tragedy where the church walks away with his money.

Reggie White was big on church and even said God told him to go to GB. Years later he confessed he may have been wrong about his faith and I believe he walked away from the Church he was affiliated with due to financial and spiritual differences.

Sean Gilbert is from Aliquippa and after he retired I went home to visit family and the old HS was demolished and there was a huge church/school building being constructed and financed by Sean Gilbert for his ministry. 10 years later, its still an empy shell and Gilbert walked away because he fell out with the church he was affiliated with and so it sits empty... while the rest of the community looks like a 3rd world country.

I hope JW doesnt have someone in his ear using faith to get to his money but it wouldnt be the first time.

[Discipline of Steel]

God doesnt need our money...people do.

[flippy]

seriously.... this could he as great story or another tragedy where the church walks away with his money.

Reggie White was big on church and even said God told him to go to GB. Years later he confessed he may have been wrong about his faith and I believe he walked away from the Church he was affiliated with due to financial and spiritual differences.

Sean Gilbert is from Aliquippa and after he retired I went home to visit family and the old HS was demolished and there was a huge church/school building being constructed and financed by Sean Gilbert for his ministry. 10 years later, its still an empy shell and Gilbert walked away because he fell out with the church he was affiliated with and so it sits empty... while the rest of the community looks like a 3rd world country.

I hope JW doesnt have someone in his ear using faith to get to his money but it wouldnt be the first time.

One of these days I'm gonna start my own religion called RoadHouse.

It'll be based on the concept that Patrick Swayze was the true son of God sent to Earth to make the movie RoadHouse and teach us to always be nice until Patrick Swayze tells us it's time to not be nice.

The purpose of Swayze's death was for the benefit of all mankind. He died for our sins so that he would never be around again to tell us it's time to not be nice. Essentially he left this world stuck in a perpetually nice state - the ultimate selfless sacrifice.

He even showed us in the movie Ghost that we don't have to worry when he is gone. He will always be around be around to protect us.

We should be forever grateful and everyone should cut a check to me.

[RuthlessBurgher]

Pain don't hurt, flip.

[RuthlessBurgher]

I just hope that in this new religion, communion doesn't replace unleavened bread with eating a big white mint.

[flippy]

I just hope that in this new religion, communion doesn't replace unleavened bread with eating a big white mint.

I'm thinking people are safe because that wouldn't be nice

[fordfixer]

One of these days I'm gonna start my own religion called RoadHouse.

It'll be based on the concept that Patrick Swayze was the true son of God sent to Earth to make the movie RoadHouse and teach us to always be nice until Patrick Swayze tells us it's time to not be nice.

The purpose of Swayze's death was for the benefit of all mankind. He died for our sins so that he would never be around again to tell us it's time to not be nice. Essentially he left this world stuck in a perpetually nice state - the ultimate selfless sacrifice.

He even showed us in the movie Ghost that we don't have to worry when he is gone. He will always be around be around to protect us.

We should be forever grateful and everyone should cut a check to me.

that don't explain Dirty Dancing

[RuthlessBurgher]

Nobody puts flippy in a corner.

[fordfixer]

Nobody puts flippy in a corner.

Except maybe his "Next of Kin"

[RuthlessBurgher]

Except maybe his "Next of Kin"

Don't make be go "Point Break" here...

Wars of religion always make me laugh because basically you're fighting over who has the best imaginary friend.

[fordfixer]

Don't make be go "Point Break" here...

Wars of religion always make me laugh because basically you're fighting over who has the best imaginary friend.

Do you think you can before the next "Red Dawn"