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  • SteelCrazy
    Legend
    • Aug 2008
    • 5049

    Power Rankings: Rating the likability of every NFL franchise

    I wasn't going to post this article until I read #32

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    In recent days, soccer fans have been coming out of the woodwork, showing their allegiance to "the world's game" as World Cup fever starts to reach a fever pitch. Jumping on the bandwagon of Team USA makes sense; national pride will get sports fans to tune into almost anything. But the conversations have also revealed that plenty of people in the United States have become fans of overseas teams as well.

    Real Madrid. Barcelona. Manchester United. Bayern Munich. Arsenal. Name a prominent European team and someone in America is suddenly on their bandwagon.

    It becomes an obvious question: Why do people with no built-in allegiance to a team wind up becoming a fan?

    Which leads to an interesting hypothetical. If roles were reversed and people from other countries were forming a bond with a National Football League team, which ones would they gravitate toward?

    It led the editorial staff at cover32 to rate each NFL franchise based on their likability. The idea is simple: If a fan was neutral, what teams would they be most attracted to.

    Here’s how things shook out:

    1. Pittsburgh Steelers – They win consistently, which is nice. But they don’t take shortcuts to success, as the Steelers don’t buy their championship rosters. There’s something honorable about rooting for a team that is loyal and has work ethic.

    2. Green Bay Packers – Being able to own a piece of the team would be cool. So too would the fact that the league’s championship trophy is named after the franchise’s former coach. Green Bay is the closest thing to a college atmosphere in the NFL.

    3. Buffalo Bills – There’s a Chicago Cubs quality about the Bills; there’s a lovable loser element that dates to date to their four-consecutive Super Bowl losses in the 1990s. But they also possess a fiercely loyal fan base and have an underdog quality.

    4. Cleveland Browns – One certainly wouldn’t jump on the Browns bandwagon because they wanted enjoy easy victory; instead, it’d be about being a part of a group that has endured a lot of pain in search of eventual victory.

    5. Kansas City Chiefs – There’s a classic Midwestern charm to the Chiefs, as their diehard fans have avoided the corporate pitfalls that plague so many teams. It’s good people in search of another title, something 40 years in the making.

    6. New York Jets – While the Giants fans are bluebloods, the Jets backers are the working class folks who give the Big Apple its swagger. Hanging out with a hard-working guy beats a Wall Street tycoon any day of the week, especially on Sundays.

    7. Dallas Cowboys – As annoying as it may be to many NFL fans, the allure of “America’s Team” still remains; that’s something that people want to be a part of, as there’s a certain mystique that comes with the rich guy everyone roots against.

    8. Atlanta Falcons – The Falcons are interesting to people who want to get on board with a promising team – Matt Ryan and Julio Jones make them that – but aren’t the obvious choice. Given their meager track record, Atlanta is an obscure choice.

    9. Detroit Lions – A high-powered offense would make rooting for the Lions a fun experience; every Sunday is sure to at least produce some excitement. Being a part of the excitement that comes to Detroit when they win a title would be special.

    10. Oakland Raiders – It may be a difficult group to understand, but it’s hard not to be envious of those who root for the Silver and Black. Everyone wants to belong to a group that is so passionate and loyal; Raiders fans have each other’s backs.

    11. Indianapolis Colts – For those who don’t like to be a long-suffering fan, the Colts would be a great choice; they’re the fortunate franchise that transitioned from Peyton Manning to Andrew Luck after just one dismal season. That’s living right.

    12. Denver Broncos – While it would be nice to root for Peyton Manning every Sunday, it’d feel a little dirty, knowing that he was a mercenary brought in for one purpose. Plus, knowing what’s to come after his retirement would loom large.

    13. New York Giants – Yes, rooting for the Giants is sort of like pulling for Microsoft, the IRS or Bank of America; but organizations with deep pockets, lots of connections and tons of resources tend to not disappoint their supporters.

    14. Minnesota Vikings – The Vikings have a unique look with the purple and the whole Scandinavian thing. Plus, they too evoke some compassion, given that they came up short during all four of their trips to the Super Bowl.

    15. Chicago Bears – There’s a history associated with the Bears, dating back to George Halas, that would be cool to tap into. But having to constantly harken back to the 1985 team would get annoying after a while; so too would Jay Cutler.

    16. Cincinnati Bengals – Someone would have to be searching for punishment if they willingly chose to be a Bengals fan, as the franchise has been mired in mediocrity (at best) for two decades. But there have been sparks of hope the past three seasons.

    17. Miami Dolphins – The glitz and glamour of South Beach is attractive, but those hideous colors from the ’70s are a turnoff. Also, having to constantly defend the 1972 squad, the NFL’s only perfect team, would be tiresome to the nth degree.

    18. Jacksonville Jaguars – They have a very likable head coach, a promising young quarterback and an owner who defines unique, all of which is attractive. But their sheer lack of relevance would make them tough to get on board with from afar.

    19. San Diego Chargers – The powder blue uniforms would be fun to watch on a weekly basis. But their fair-weather, front-running fans aren’t exactly a group that anyone would aspire to join; and Philip Rivers is tough to love.

    20. St. Louis Rams – Jeff Fisher is an old-school coach who deserves a title, so he’d be fun to root for on a weekly basis. And the fact that the franchise took a chance on Michael Sam should make their fans proud. But the team is just blah on many fronts.

    21. Seattle Seahawks – Frontrunners probably would like rooting for the Seahawks, but that’s about it. They have a brash coach who left a mess in his wake at USC, a trash-talking cornerback and an overrated QB. But they do win, so that’s cool.

    22. Arizona Cardinals – The Bidwells have never proven to be a family that wants to win; at least, they aren’t willing to spend the money to show that they’re serious about it. Thus, it’d be hard to spend hard-earned cash supporting their product.

    23. Houston Texans – The Texans are the definition of boring. Yes, they don’t do anything to rub anyone the wrong way, but that’s most because they simply don’t do anything. Period. What is there to gravitate toward, other than the cool logo?

    24. Carolina Panthers – Despite winning the NFC South a year ago, the Panthers are fairly drab; that’s because defense tends to be fairly boring. And since Cam Newton has very few weapons around him, that’s the way it’s going to be in Carolina.

    25. Tennessee Titans – The most-notable thing about this franchise is that their lone trip to the Super Bowl resulted in such an agonizing defeat that the drama worked its way into the script of “Cast Away.” But that’s not much to hang one’s hat on.

    26. Tampa Bay Buccaneers – The Bucs were more likable when they had the ugly orange uniforms and hadn’t won a darn thing. Once they modernized their look and won a single Super Bowl title, the cool factor was gone completely.

    27. Baltimore Ravens – Yes, they’ve won two Super Bowls since the turn of the century, but they’ve done it with some of the least likable characters in NFL history. Ray Lewis and Ray Rice make Jay Cutler and Philip Rivers look cuddly.

    28. San Francisco 49ers – Having to hear about the glory days of Joe Montana and Steve Young would become tiresome after a while, but not as much as trying to happily cheer for Colin Kaepernick, Jim Harbaugh and Aldon Smith.

    29. New Orleans Saints – Drew Brees is a nice guy, but he’s not enough to hide the stench of owner Tom Benson, who is a slimy businessman, and head coach Sean Payton, a bratty looking dude who always seems like he’s up to no good.

    30. Philadelphia Eagles – This is an organization that has employed Michael Vick and Riley Cooper in recent years; talk about forcing fans to plug their noses when they enter the stadium. And their fan base is rude, crude and socially unacceptable.

    31. Washington Redskins – Honestly, now would not be the time to jump on board the Redskins bandwagon. They have a racist nickname, an arrogant owner and a prima donna quarterback. Other than that, it’s nothing but stocked cupboards in D.C.

    32. New England Patriots – Bill Belichick is a cheater that still thinks he’s smarter than everyone else, which makes the coach imminently distasteful. And quarterback Tom Brady is about as relatable as William and Kate across the pond.

    [url]http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/2014/06/24/power-rankings-rating-the-likability-of-every-nfl-franchise?cmpid=tsmtw:fscom:nflonfox[/url]
    2019 Mock

    1. ILB
    2. CB
    3. ILB
    4. S
    5. CB
    6. ILB
    7. S
  • gabr1el
    Rookie
    • May 2014
    • 23

    #2
    It's funny, in Brazil what happens is the opposite.
    A lot of people who start watching NFL go with the Pats, maybe because of Gisele Bündchen, I don't know.
    Also, the Ravens fanbase are growing a lot down here, and that's probably because of SBXLVII and the deifying our media did to Ray Lewis.

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    • tiproast
      Starter
      • Nov 2010
      • 643

      #3
      The editors had a nice concept: "If roles were reversed and people from other countries were forming a bond with a National Football League team, which ones would they gravitate toward?"

      But instead of actually asking people from other countries, they asked each other. So basically the article is a list of the favorite teams of the writers of the article, not potential NFL fans from other countries.

      All they did was expose their own biases, and as the post above shows, their biases don't correspond to reality.

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      • Slapstick
        Rookie
        • May 2008
        • 0

        #4
        Perhaps, but you can't argue with the writer's point...
        Actually, my post was NOT about you...but, if the shoe fits, feel free to lace that &!+€# up and wear it.

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        • tiproast
          Starter
          • Nov 2010
          • 643

          #5
          Originally posted by Slapstick
          Perhaps, but you can't argue with the writer's point...
          I'll argue with any professional writer that doesn't know the difference between eminently and imminently.

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          • SteelCrazy
            Legend
            • Aug 2008
            • 5049

            #6
            Originally posted by tiproast
            I'll argue with any professional writer that doesn't know the difference between eminently and imminently.
            my distaste for B.B. is likely to occur at any moment as well.....
            2019 Mock

            1. ILB
            2. CB
            3. ILB
            4. S
            5. CB
            6. ILB
            7. S

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            • The Man of Steel
              Pro Bowler
              • Dec 2009
              • 2236

              #7
              Although I do love the Steelers I consider myself a diehard Pittsburgh sports fan first and foremost so whether or not other people around the country love or hate the Steelers means little to me. I feel like I have more of a bond with Yinzers than I do with the stereotypical "Steelers/Yankees/Red Wings/Lakers type of fan.
              Obviously the standard is the standard.

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              • AzStillers1989
                Pro Bowler
                • Jul 2010
                • 1286

                #8
                Originally posted by The Man of Steel
                Although I do love the Steelers I consider myself a diehard Pittsburgh sports fan first and foremost so whether or not other people around the country love or hate the Steelers means little to me. I feel like I have more of a bond with Yinzers than I do with the stereotypical "Steelers/Yankees/Red Wings/Lakers type of fan.
                I agree with this here. I am diehard to the bone for Pittsburgh sports. Steelers, Pirates, Penguins... Always have been and always will be MY teams so to speak. I don't really care who or what people think about those teams. As long as I can watch them play, either on tv, streaming from the internet, or play by play online, I am a happy guy .
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                • Oviedo
                  Legend
                  • May 2008
                  • 23824

                  #9
                  Originally posted by AzStillers1989
                  I agree with this here. I am diehard to the bone for Pittsburgh sports. Steelers, Pirates, Penguins... Always have been and always will be MY teams so to speak. I don't really care who or what people think about those teams. As long as I can watch them play, either on tv, streaming from the internet, or play by play online, I am a happy guy .
                  Ditto. It is nice however to live in Florida where the Steelers fans appear to outnumber the fans of the teams in state. Probably only exception is the Miami area, but in Central and North Florida the "car bling" would lead you believe you were in the suburbs of Pittsburgh.
                  "My team, may they always be right, but right or wrong...MY TEAM!"

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                  • Djfan
                    Legend
                    • May 2008
                    • 5184

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Oviedo
                    Ditto. It is nice however to live in Florida where the Steelers fans appear to outnumber the fans of the teams in state. Probably only exception is the Miami area, but in Central and North Florida the "car bling" would lead you believe you were in the suburbs of Pittsburgh.
                    I'm with you here. I see many Steelers/Pens/Pirates fans daily.

                    The only thing that I have to add is that baseball isn't my thing. I watch the Pirates scores only. Other than that I'm good.
                    Steel City Mafia
                    So Cal Boss (Ret)
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                    • RuthlessBurgher
                      Legend
                      • May 2008
                      • 33208

                      #11
                      I'm a huge Steelers and Penguins fan, but baseball bores me to tears, so I'm not a Pirates fan. Went to my first ever Pirates game last season, and the stadium was awesome but the game itself doesn't do it for me at all. At baseball games (at the major or minor league level...I may go to one game all summer), I end up being one of those fans who care more about in-stadium experiences than focusing on the game itself (whereas I am completely the opposite at Steelers or Penguins games...even minor league hockey...completely focused on the game...I never leave my seat even for a bathroom break, unless my kids are with me of course).
                      Steeler teams featuring stat-driven, me-first, fantasy-football-darling diva types such as Antonio Brown & Le'Veon Bell won no championships.

                      Super Bowl winning Steeler teams were built around a dynamic, in-your-face defense plus blue-collar, hard-hitting, no-nonsense football players on offense such as Hines Ward & Jerome Bettis.

                      We don't want Juju & Conner to replace what we lost in Brown & Bell.

                      We are counting on Juju & Conner to return us to the glory we once had with Hines & The Bus.

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                      • sick beats
                        Pro Bowler
                        • Dec 2013
                        • 2144

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Oviedo
                        Ditto. It is nice however to live in Florida where the Steelers fans appear to outnumber the fans of the teams in state. Probably only exception is the Miami area, but in Central and North Florida the "car bling" would lead you believe you were in the suburbs of Pittsburgh.
                        Fo wheel. J-ville area goes:

                        1. Jags
                        2A, B. Steelers, Eagles.

                        Some people say when Steelers play in J-ville, it's 50-50 Jags/Steelers fans. That is an exaggeration. It may be like 30% Steeler fans, which is a lot.

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                        • The Man of Steel
                          Pro Bowler
                          • Dec 2009
                          • 2236

                          #13
                          Originally posted by sick beats
                          Fo wheel. J-ville area goes:

                          1. Jags
                          2A, B. Steelers, Eagles.

                          Some people say when Steelers play in J-ville, it's 50-50 Jags/Steelers fans. That is an exaggeration. It may be like 30% Steeler fans, which is a lot.
                          A relative of mine who lives in Jax says that the Florida Gators are the only football team that anyone in Jax cares about these days.
                          Obviously the standard is the standard.

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                          • Shawn
                            Legend
                            • Mar 2008
                            • 15131

                            #14
                            Originally posted by The Man of Steel
                            A relative of mine who lives in Jax says that the Florida Gators are the only football team that anyone in Jax cares about these days.
                            Jacksonville doesn't have the football history to go through rough times with their team. Those fans are not Cleveland fans (who IMO are the most loyal and crazy) group of fans in the NFL. I have mad respect for Browns fans having lived in Cleveland for 3 years. Their love for their team is tangible and their hatred for everything Steeler is as well. Got to respect that.
                            Trolls are people too.

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                            • steeler_fan_in_t.o.
                              Legend
                              • May 2008
                              • 10281

                              #15
                              As somebody who lives outside of any geographical loyalty (save for Buffalo), I find these rankings to be way off. Using Toronto as an example, I would think that top 7 would be something like:

                              Pittsburgh
                              Dallas
                              New England
                              Buffalo
                              San Fran
                              Green Bay
                              Miami
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