Mike Wallace says going to Miami wasn’t about the money

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  • RuthlessBurgher
    Legend
    • May 2008
    • 33208

    #16
    The elusive double-haiku...

    It's all about the
    Benjamins baby, but Mike
    prefers to have the

    Franklin type over
    the Roethlisberger type so
    no more Super Bowls
    Steeler teams featuring stat-driven, me-first, fantasy-football-darling diva types such as Antonio Brown & Le'Veon Bell won no championships.

    Super Bowl winning Steeler teams were built around a dynamic, in-your-face defense plus blue-collar, hard-hitting, no-nonsense football players on offense such as Hines Ward & Jerome Bettis.

    We don't want Juju & Conner to replace what we lost in Brown & Bell.

    We are counting on Juju & Conner to return us to the glory we once had with Hines & The Bus.

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    • RuthlessBurgher
      Legend
      • May 2008
      • 33208

      #17
      If you think the double haiku gimmick is cheating, then I could just go with this instead:

      It's all about the
      Benjamins baby (Franklins,
      not Roethlisbergers).
      Steeler teams featuring stat-driven, me-first, fantasy-football-darling diva types such as Antonio Brown & Le'Veon Bell won no championships.

      Super Bowl winning Steeler teams were built around a dynamic, in-your-face defense plus blue-collar, hard-hitting, no-nonsense football players on offense such as Hines Ward & Jerome Bettis.

      We don't want Juju & Conner to replace what we lost in Brown & Bell.

      We are counting on Juju & Conner to return us to the glory we once had with Hines & The Bus.

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      • flippy
        Legend
        • Dec 2008
        • 17088

        #18
        Originally posted by RuthlessBurgher
        If you think the double haiku gimmick is cheating, then I could just go with this instead:

        It's all about the
        Benjamins baby (Franklins,
        not Roethlisbergers).
        All about the Benz
        Franklins buy them, but Big Ben
        Just buys SuperBowls.

        I liked the double. Heck give me a triple next time
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