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  • RuthlessBurgher
    Legend
    • May 2008
    • 33208
    #1

    Draft Haikus (Colbert needs to make sure player names have the right # of syllables)

    We need another
    Thread about Tyler Eifert.
    Or ninety more threads.

    Spinal stenosis
    And poor forty time means we
    Can draft Jarvis Jones?

    Star Lotulelei
    Couldn't work out at combine
    But heart's okay now.

    Jets get 13th pick
    For Darrelle Revis, but he
    Gets no guarantees.

    Tavon Austin might
    Go top ten, but he'd still be
    Small on high school teams.

    Honey Badger is
    Just Tyrann now, but he's still
    Just a mid-round pick.

    Barkevious is
    KeKe and Ezekiel
    Is Ziggy. Dumb Names.

    A Rambo jersey
    Would be cool but we don't want
    More off-field problems.

    Manti Te'o won't
    be in New York for the Draft.
    Going catfishing.

    We get an extra
    Sixth round comp pick for a guy
    Who's on our roster.
    Steeler teams featuring stat-driven, me-first, fantasy-football-darling diva types such as Antonio Brown & Le'Veon Bell won no championships.

    Super Bowl winning Steeler teams were built around a dynamic, in-your-face defense plus blue-collar, hard-hitting, no-nonsense football players on offense such as Hines Ward & Jerome Bettis.

    We don't want Juju & Conner to replace what we lost in Brown & Bell.

    We are counting on Juju & Conner to return us to the glory we once had with Hines & The Bus.
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    • flippy
      Legend
      • Dec 2008
      • 17088
      #2
      Originally posted by RuthlessBurgher
      We get an extra
      Sixth round comp pick for a guy
      Who's on our roster.
      This would be a great
      Haiku, but the problem is
      It's a little Gay.
      sigpic

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        • hawaiiansteel
          Legend
          • May 2008
          • 35648
          #3
          Originally posted by RuthlessBurgher
          Manti Te'o won't
          be in New York for the Draft.
          Going catfishing.
          Manti Te'o won't
          be in New York for the Draft.
          Internet dating.

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            • flippy
              Legend
              • Dec 2008
              • 17088
              #4
              Another Haiku
              About Eifert is in store
              Draft this boy up sir
              sigpic

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                • flippy
                  Legend
                  • Dec 2008
                  • 17088
                  #5
                  Roethlisberger
                  Could barely fit that one in
                  Roethlisberger
                  sigpic

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                    • MeetJoeGreene
                      Hall of Famer
                      • May 2008
                      • 3221
                      #6
                      trade down in first round
                      get an extra mid round pick
                      lots of holes to fill
                      Cleveland spelled backwards is DNA Level C
                      http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/d...itty29/mjg.jpg
                      another AA/AS original.

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                        • MeetJoeGreene
                          Hall of Famer
                          • May 2008
                          • 3221
                          #7
                          please no lattimore
                          or others with injuries
                          including mauti.
                          Cleveland spelled backwards is DNA Level C
                          http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/d...itty29/mjg.jpg
                          another AA/AS original.

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                            • MeetJoeGreene
                              Hall of Famer
                              • May 2008
                              • 3221
                              #8
                              Originally posted by flippy
                              Roethlisberger
                              Could barely fit that one in
                              Roethlisberger
                              flip cant count to five
                              roethlisberger only four
                              major haiku fAil
                              Cleveland spelled backwards is DNA Level C
                              http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/d...itty29/mjg.jpg
                              another AA/AS original.

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                                • hawaiiansteel
                                  Legend
                                  • May 2008
                                  • 35648
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by flippy
                                  Another Haiku
                                  About Eifert is in store
                                  Draft this boy up sir
                                  Eifert in Round One
                                  Guaranteed Super Bowl win
                                  Go Tyler Eifert!

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                                    • flippy
                                      Legend
                                      • Dec 2008
                                      • 17088
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by MeetJoeGreene
                                      flip cant count to five
                                      roethlisberger only four
                                      major haiku fAil
                                      Now we got ku cops
                                      I can't spell, ku, or type well
                                      I'm in big trouble

                                      You prefer teikei
                                      But I did jiyuritsu
                                      Get outside the box

                                      Be careful with yours
                                      Long vowels count as 2 morae
                                      Follow Japan rules
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                                        • RuthlessBurgher
                                          Legend
                                          • May 2008
                                          • 33208
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by MeetJoeGreene
                                          flip cant count to five
                                          roethlisberger only four
                                          major haiku fAil
                                          Ben Roethlisberger
                                          Could barely fit that one in
                                          Ben Roethlisberger
                                          Steeler teams featuring stat-driven, me-first, fantasy-football-darling diva types such as Antonio Brown & Le'Veon Bell won no championships.

                                          Super Bowl winning Steeler teams were built around a dynamic, in-your-face defense plus blue-collar, hard-hitting, no-nonsense football players on offense such as Hines Ward & Jerome Bettis.

                                          We don't want Juju & Conner to replace what we lost in Brown & Bell.

                                          We are counting on Juju & Conner to return us to the glory we once had with Hines & The Bus.

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