The Most Ridiculous Offseason You Can Imagine?

[flippy]

What's the craziest thing that could happen this offseason? Sometimes I read things on here that are interesting. Other times they seem nuts.

I enjoy wearing a tinfoil hat from time to time. So here goes:

Haley takes the job at AZ and Ben follows him demanding a trade. He finally gets his big WR in Fitz. And they go from crummy to the best team in the league in 1 season.

[Sugar]

That would be pretty crazy!

I'm curious what/who we'd get in a trade for Ben? I'm also curious who we get to play QB. Draft Matt Barkley? Get Kolb from AZ as part of the deal?

[Djfan]

Roger Goodell quits and takes Robert Kraft, Jerry Jones, and Madonna with him. The league makes defense legal again, and real fans like the NFL product again. Because of the manly level of competition, Brady and Manning leave to dominate the lingerie league, where Brady actually is one of the better looking players. Manning refuses to wax his back, so he only lasts one season.

[Dee Dub]

What's the craziest thing that could happen this offseason? Sometimes I read things on here that are interesting. Other times they seem nuts.

I enjoy wearing a tinfoil hat from time to time. So here goes:

Haley takes the job at AZ and Ben follows him demanding a trade. He finally gets his big WR in Fitz. And they go from crummy to the best team in the league in 1 season.

This is funny because I actually had a dream something similar to this.

Cleveland (ex-Steeler minority owner Jimmy Haslim), hires Bill Cowher to be head coach, he then hires Ken Wisenhunt to be his offensive coordinator, they sign Mike Wallace to a free agent contract, and then Ben demands a trade. Wants to be closer to his hometown and re-united with Cowher and Wisenhunt. Cleveland trades us their first this year (#6 overall), their third this year (#6, and their first next year and second next year, for Ben.

As a result in return the Steelers end up with the following players...

Chance Warmack (#6 2013)
Barkevious Mingo (#17 2013)
Eddie Lacy (#48 2013)


Jadaveon Clowney DE (2014)
A.J. McCarron QB (2014)


And the Steelers get back to power football and dominating defense. Oh...and lloydroid is happy...for once.

[Djfan]

Oh...and lloydroid is happy...for once.

That would be amazing!!!

[fordfixer]

That would be amazing!!!

But its only a dream

[hawaiiansteel]

Oh...and lloydroid is happy...for once.

you had me believing everything until I read this...

[Eich]

What's the craziest thing that could happen this offseason? Sometimes I read things on here that are interesting. Other times they seem nuts.

I enjoy wearing a tinfoil hat from time to time. So here goes:

Haley takes the job at AZ and Ben follows him demanding a trade. He finally gets his big WR in Fitz. And they go from crummy to the best team in the league in 1 season.

Well...what's funny is.... The one who sounds like smash from the board not spoken of, actually predicts that the Steelers will trade Ben to another team...potentially an Arians-lead Browns team.

That would truly be nuts. My head would explode and the end of days would be near.

[Sugar]

Haley takes the job at AZ and Ben follows him demanding a trade. He finally gets his big WR in Fitz. And they go from crummy to the best team in the league in 1 season.

Of course, the therapy needed for AZ fans would be amusing too. They would have to go from hating the guy that killed them in the playoffs to their franchise QB.

[MeetJoeGreene]

We trade up and draft a punter in the 4th round.

[feltdizz]

Oh...and lloydroid is happy...for once.

He said ridiculous... not insane.

[Jooser]

Bruce Arians gets the HC job in Philly, who then gives up 3 draft picks and Michael Vick for Big Ben. Tomlin is elated.

[flippy]

This is funny because I actually had a dream something similar to this.

Cleveland (ex-Steeler minority owner Jimmy Haslim), hires Bill Cowher to be head coach, he then hires Ken Wisenhunt to be his offensive coordinator, they sign Mike Wallace to a free agent contract, and then Ben demands a trade. Wants to be closer to his hometown and re-united with Cowher and Wisenhunt. Cleveland trades us their first this year (#6 overall), their third this year (#6, and their first next year and second next year, for Ben.

As a result in return the Steelers end up with the following players...

Chance Warmack (#6 2013)
Barkevious Mingo (#17 2013)
Eddie Lacy (#48 2013)


Jadaveon Clowney DE (2014)
A.J. McCarron QB (2014)


And the Steelers get back to power football and dominating defense. Oh...and lloydroid is happy...for once.

What if BA ends up in Cleveland? Any chance Ben wants to go play for his best bud and closer to home?

[Crash]

Ben's whole family lives in Pittsburgh. Parents and sister included.

Pittsburgh is now "home" for them.

But if this total BS continues? I could see it changing at some point.