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  • phillyesq
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    • May 2008
    • 7568

    Philly's First Ever Mock

    I've never done a mock before, being content to comment on others. Well, finally, here is my first ever mock.

    1. Cordy Glenn, OL, Georgia: I'm hoping that Glenn falls and the Steelers get a big, versatile offensive lineman. If Glenn is off the board and the Steelers stay at 24, I think I go with Hightower.

    2. Derek Wolfe, DE, Cincinnati: Wolfe has the prototypical size and athleticism that you look for in a 3-4 DE. I'm hoping for an athletic, disruptive end in the mold of Aaron Smith (note: I'm not saying that he'll be the next Aaron Smith). Keisel is getting older, and the Giants are a great testament to the value of rotating defensive lineman. With Wolfe, Hood and Heyward, Steelers are set at DE for the future.

    3. LaMichael James, RB, Oregon: Speed back is a nice complement to Redman and the rest of the stable of Dwyer, Clay and, when healthy, Mendenhall. May not have the size to be an every down back, but Haley can incorporate an explosive player and balance his carries.

    4. Lucas Nix, OG, Pitt: This is the pick regardless of Glenn or Hightower in the first. Nothing flashy, but he'll be a solid RG.

    5. Hebron Fangupo, NT/DT, BYU: May be a round early, but the Steelers decide to roll with another defensive lineman from BYU.

    6. Evan Rodriguez, TE, Temple: Versatile TE has both blocking and receiving ability.

    7. Toney Clemons, WR, Colorado: Decent side and speed, worth a shot as the #5 WR, possible development project.

    7a. Akiem Hicks, DT, Regina: Project with lots of physical tools. Somebody may gamble on him earlier, but if available, worth a shot.

    7b. Jeremy Jones, S, Wayne State: D2 guy showed some ball skills with plenty of picks in college.

    7c. Jerrell Harris, LB, Alabama: Likely a PS candidate, he may be able to contribute on special teams as a rookie.

    The hardest omission from me was Brandon Brooks from Miami of Ohio. I wanted to find a way to work him into the draft, and was thinking of going with Hightower/Brooks 1/2, but I decided that I wanted Wolfe just a bit more.
  • RuthlessBurgher
    Legend
    • May 2008
    • 33208

    #2
    Solid first effort Philly! Just think about what you could have earned in billable hours as an attorney in the time it took you to come up with that mock!
    Steeler teams featuring stat-driven, me-first, fantasy-football-darling diva types such as Antonio Brown & Le'Veon Bell won no championships.

    Super Bowl winning Steeler teams were built around a dynamic, in-your-face defense plus blue-collar, hard-hitting, no-nonsense football players on offense such as Hines Ward & Jerome Bettis.

    We don't want Juju & Conner to replace what we lost in Brown & Bell.

    We are counting on Juju & Conner to return us to the glory we once had with Hines & The Bus.

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    • phillyesq
      Legend
      • May 2008
      • 7568

      #3
      Originally posted by RuthlessBurgher
      Solid first effort Philly! Just think about what you could have earned in billable hours as an attorney in the time it took you to come up with that mock!
      Thanks, Ruthless.

      What makes you think I wasn't billing somebody for that time?





      (Just kidding)

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      • Eddie Spaghetti
        Hall of Famer
        • Jul 2008
        • 4123

        #4
        i would be thrilled if it turned out this way.

        excellent job.

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        • hawaiiansteel
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          • May 2008
          • 35651

          #5
          Originally posted by phillyesq
          Thanks, Ruthless.

          What makes you think I wasn't billing somebody for that time?

          very funny!


          The Hundred-Dollar Bill.

          Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk were walking along when they simultaneously spotted a hundred-dollar bill laying in the street. Who gets it?

          The old drunk, of course, the other three are mythological creatures.


          A Reasonable Fee

          A man phones a lawyer and asks, "How much would you charge for just answering three simple questions?"

          The lawyer replies, "A thousand dollars."

          "A thousand dollars!" exclaims the man. "That's very expensive isn't it?"

          "It certainly is," says the lawyer. "Now, what's your third question?"

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          • MeetJoeGreene
            Hall of Famer
            • May 2008
            • 3221

            #6
            Dude. Epic Mock Draft!! That is BEAST!!
            Cleveland spelled backwards is DNA Level C
            http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/d...itty29/mjg.jpg
            another AA/AS original.

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            • RuthlessBurgher
              Legend
              • May 2008
              • 33208

              #7
              Originally posted by MeetJoeGreene
              Dude. Epic Mock Draft!! That is BEAST!!
              If phillyesq can create his first ever mock draft, well...
              Steeler teams featuring stat-driven, me-first, fantasy-football-darling diva types such as Antonio Brown & Le'Veon Bell won no championships.

              Super Bowl winning Steeler teams were built around a dynamic, in-your-face defense plus blue-collar, hard-hitting, no-nonsense football players on offense such as Hines Ward & Jerome Bettis.

              We don't want Juju & Conner to replace what we lost in Brown & Bell.

              We are counting on Juju & Conner to return us to the glory we once had with Hines & The Bus.

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              • MeetJoeGreene
                Hall of Famer
                • May 2008
                • 3221

                #8
                Originally posted by RuthlessBurgher
                If phillyesq can create his first ever mock draft, well...
                ... maybe NEXT year.......
                Cleveland spelled backwards is DNA Level C
                http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/d...itty29/mjg.jpg
                another AA/AS original.

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                • RuthlessBurgher
                  Legend
                  • May 2008
                  • 33208

                  #9
                  Originally posted by MeetJoeGreene
                  ... maybe NEXT year.......
                  File that with "The Check Is In The Mail" and "The Diet Starts Tomorrow."
                  Steeler teams featuring stat-driven, me-first, fantasy-football-darling diva types such as Antonio Brown & Le'Veon Bell won no championships.

                  Super Bowl winning Steeler teams were built around a dynamic, in-your-face defense plus blue-collar, hard-hitting, no-nonsense football players on offense such as Hines Ward & Jerome Bettis.

                  We don't want Juju & Conner to replace what we lost in Brown & Bell.

                  We are counting on Juju & Conner to return us to the glory we once had with Hines & The Bus.

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                  • phillyesq
                    Legend
                    • May 2008
                    • 7568

                    #10
                    Originally posted by MeetJoeGreene
                    Dude. Epic Mock Draft!! That is BEAST!!

                    Phew, what a relief. I know I'm solid as long as I got the MJG seal of approval!

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                    • steeler_fan_in_t.o.
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                      • May 2008
                      • 10287

                      #11
                      Originally posted by phillyesq
                      Phew, what a relief. I know I'm solid as long as I got the MJG seal of approval!
                      You are right. And he doesn't say that about just any mock draft.
                      http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/k...to_Mike/to.jpg

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                      • grotonsteel
                        Hall of Famer
                        • Jul 2008
                        • 2810

                        #12
                        Nice draft Philly. I would be very happy if the draft went this way.
                        Steelers Draft 2015
                        Rd 1: Devante Parker - WR/ Kevin Johnson - CB
                        Rd 2: Danielle Hunter -OLB
                        Rd 3: Steven Nelson - CB
                        Rd 4: Derron Smith - S
                        Rd 5: Henry Anderson - DE
                        Rd 6: Wes Saxton - TE
                        Rd 7: Deon Simon - DT

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                        • phillyesq
                          Legend
                          • May 2008
                          • 7568

                          #13
                          Originally posted by grotonsteel
                          Nice draft Philly. I would be very happy if the draft went this way.
                          Thanks, Groton. I like yours as well. Gilmore would inject a playmaker into a group that needs one.

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                          • MeetJoeGreene
                            Hall of Famer
                            • May 2008
                            • 3221

                            #14
                            Originally posted by phillyesq
                            Phew, what a relief. I know I'm solid as long as I got the MJG seal of approval!
                            My new legal representative has advised me to issue the following:


                            Issuance of the MJG seal of approval does not guarantee aforementioned mock draft shall be replicated by the Pittsburgh Steelers football organization nor does it imply individual players, should they be selected by the Pittsburgh Steelers football organization, be quality football players.

                            My New lawyer:

                            BB_Saul_Goodman11-e1304912757935.jpg
                            Cleveland spelled backwards is DNA Level C
                            http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/d...itty29/mjg.jpg
                            another AA/AS original.

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                            • phillyesq
                              Legend
                              • May 2008
                              • 7568

                              #15
                              Originally posted by MeetJoeGreene
                              My new legal representative has advised me to issue the following:


                              Issuance of the MJG seal of approval does not guarantee aforementioned mock draft shall be replicated by the Pittsburgh Steelers football organization nor does it imply individual players, should they be selected by the Pittsburgh Steelers football organization, be quality football players.

                              My New lawyer:

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                              Nicely done, but I'm not sure about your new legal representative. Your previous counsel with the mustache had just a bit more, I'm not sure, panache?

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