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  • RuthlessBurgher
    Legend
    • May 2008
    • 33208

    RuthlessBurgher's EPIC full 1st rd mock draft that is BEAST!

    1. Indianapolis Colts - QB Andrew Luck

    ***TRADE: Cleveland gets 1.2 (2600) and St. Louis gets 1.4 (1800) and 1.22 (780) [2600 vs. 2580]***

    Justification for Cleveland: They know that Colt McCoy is the 4th best QB in the AFC North, and that doesn't appear likely to change. If they want to ever have a chance to challenge for a playoff berth in this division, Holmgren needs to do what it takes to get a potential franchise QB.

    Justification for St. Louis: Since they already have Sam Bradford, they aren't in the market for RG3 for themselves, but RG3 makes this pick valuable. If they were somehow unable to make a trade and had to make a pick at #2, it would likely be a weapon for Bradford (Blackmon) or protection for Bradford (Kalil). By trading this pick to Cleveland and only dropping down 2 spots, they are guaranteed to get Blackmon or Kalil (whichever one Minnesota doesn't take) and can still fill the other position of need with Cleveland's other 1st round pick (from Atlanta)...if they got Kalil at #4, they might be able to get, say, Alshon Jeffrey at #22 and if they got Blackmon at #4, they might be able to get, say, Mike Adams at #22. They'd still get one of the elite guys they would have taken anyway, and ended up with a bonus 1st round pick as well...they couldn't possibly lose with a trade like this. Washington might be willing to offer more since RG3 seems to be the type of guy Shanahan would like (like, say, the #6 pick, a 2nd round pick, and maybe even a top pick next year as well), but then they wouldn't be guaranteed Blackmon or Kalil anymore...I'd rather guarantee myself one of those top 2 targets than dropping down farther for more picks and missing out on the absolute cream of the crop.

    2. Cleveland Browns (from St. Louis Rams) - Robert Griffin III
    3. Minnesota Vikings - OT Matt Kalil
    4. St. Louis Rams (from Cleveland Browns) - WR Justin Blackmon
    5. Tampa Bay Buccaneers - CB Morris Claiborne

    ***TRADE: Cincinnati gets 1.6 (1600) and 3.70 (240) and Washington gets 1.17 (950) and 1.21 (800) and 4.116 (62) [1840 vs. 1812]***

    Justification for Cincinnati: Mike Zimmer joined the Cowboys in 1994 in the heyday of Aikman, Emmitt, and Irvin as the Big Three. Last year, the Bengals got their QB of the present and future in Andy Dalton, their WR of the present and future in A.J. Green, and now the extra pick they got from the Raiders can be used as ammunition to move up to get the elite RB to improve upon Cedric Benson (who is now a free agent).

    Justification for Washington: They need a QB, but the top two are gone. Drafting the #3 QB at #6 would be a reach. They could also use a WR, but the top one is gone. Drafting the #2 WR at #6 would be a reach. But turning the #6 pick into a couple of mid-level first round picks means that you could potentially end up with both the #2 WR and the #3 QB. Suddenly, that's value.

    6. Cincinnati Bengals (from Washington Redskins) - RB Trent Richardson
    7. Jacksonville Jaguars - DE Quinton Coples
    8. Miami Dolphins - OT Riley Reiff
    9. Carolina Panthers - DT Michael Brockers
    10. Buffalo Bills - DE Melvin Ingram
    11. Kansas City Chiefs - OT Jonathan Martin
    12. Seattle Seahawks - DT Devon Still
    13. Arizona Cardinals - OLB Courtney Upshaw
    14. Dallas Cowboys - CB Janorris Jenkins
    15. Philadelphia Eagles - ILB Luke Kuechly

    ***TRADE: Pittsburgh gets 1.16 (1000) and 4.108 (7 and New York Jets get 1.24 (740) and 2.56 (340) [1078 vs. 1080]***

    Justification for Pittsburgh: When a top talent at a position of need is within striking range, Kevin Colbert has shown that he will not necessarily be shy about moving up to get him. Trading up for Troy Polamalu (future Hall of Famer) was better than staying put at taking someone like Mike Doss (out of the league) at safety instead. Trading up for Santonio Holmes (a Super Bowl MVP during his short time with the team) was better than staying put at taking someone like Chad Jackson (out of the league) at wideout instead. DeCastro seems to be the closest thing to a can't miss type of prospect in this draft (comparisons to Hutchinson or Faneca) and would be the polar opposite to Chris Kemoeatu...Gilbert-DeCastro-Pouncey are the making of a solid young o-line.

    Justification for New York: They need to improve their pass rush without having to rely on the blitz so much (Aaron Maybin may have been their best pass rusher, and Buffalo fans will tell you how great of a pass rusher Maybin is...with plenty of sarcasm, of course). If Courtney Upshaw were available at #16, they'd likely stay put and take him, but since he is off the board, rather than reaching for another OLB at #16, they could move back 8 spots and still get a pass rusher like Whitney Mercilus or Nick Perry, while turning a mediocre 4th round pick into a much more valuable 2nd round pick.

    16. Pittsburgh Steelers (from New York Jets) - OG David DeCastro
    17. Washington Redskins (from Oakland Raiders via Cincinnati Bengals) - WR Kendall Wright
    18. San Diego Chargers - SS Mark Barron
    19. Chicago Bears - WR Michael Floyd
    20. Tennessee Titans - OG Cordy Glenn
    21. Washington Redskins (from Cincinnati Bengals) - QB Ryan Tannehill
    22. St. Louis Rams (from Atlanta Falcons via Cleveland Browns) - OT Mike Adams
    23. Detroit Lions - CB Dre Kirkpatrick
    24. New York Jets (from Pittsburgh Steelers) - OLB Whitney Mercilus
    25. Denver Broncos - C Peter Konz
    26. Houston Texans - WR Alshon Jeffrey
    27. New England Patriots (via New Orleans Saints) - DT Jerel Worthy
    28. Green Bay Packers - OLB Nick Perry
    29. Baltimore Ravens - ILB Dont'a Hightower
    30. San Francisco 49ers - WR Mohamed Sanu
    31. New England Patriots - DE Andre Branch
    32. New York Giants - TE Dwayne Allen
    Steeler teams featuring stat-driven, me-first, fantasy-football-darling diva types such as Antonio Brown & Le'Veon Bell won no championships.

    Super Bowl winning Steeler teams were built around a dynamic, in-your-face defense plus blue-collar, hard-hitting, no-nonsense football players on offense such as Hines Ward & Jerome Bettis.

    We don't want Juju & Conner to replace what we lost in Brown & Bell.

    We are counting on Juju & Conner to return us to the glory we once had with Hines & The Bus.
  • Mo_Steel
    Benchwarmer
    • Jul 2008
    • 51

    #2
    Re: RuthlessBurgher's EPIC full 1st rd mock draft that is BE

    When you gonna finish, I am not sure one round can be considered... BEAST (all caps for emphasis)

    Nice writeup though, can't complain about the formatting, you think you can do that for all seven rounds? If you do, then we can refer to you as Ruthlessberger:Resident Draftnik.

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    • MeetJoeGreene
      Hall of Famer
      • May 2008
      • 3221

      #3
      Re: RuthlessBurgher's EPIC full 1st rd mock draft that is BE

      I did seek legal advice from my lawyer. He is no one to be trifled with. See his letter below.





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      P.S. I would make that trade too. That is EPIC and BEAST!
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      • steelblood
        Hall of Famer
        • May 2008
        • 4166

        #4
        Re: RuthlessBurgher's EPIC full 1st rd mock draft that is BE

        Not bad if you like rational and realistic mock drafts.
        Even if Bill Belichick was getting an atomic wedgie, his face would look exactly the same.

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        • RKSteel
          Backup
          • Oct 2008
          • 368

          #5
          Re: RuthlessBurgher's EPIC full 1st rd mock draft that is BE

          An excellent mock RB.

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          • SidSmythe
            Hall of Famer
            • Sep 2008
            • 4708

            #6
            Re: RuthlessBurgher's EPIC full 1st rd mock draft that is BE

            Originally posted by MeetJoeGreene
            I did seek legal advice from my lawyer. He is no one to be trifled with. See his letter below.





            Pursuant to Title 17 of the United States Code
            February 17, 2012

            RuthlessBurger
            1234 Planet Steelers Dr
            City, PA 12345


            Dear Mr. RuthlessBurger:

            This law firm represents MeetJoeGreene. If you are represented by legal counsel, please direct this letter to your attorney immediately and have your attorney notify us of such representation.

            We are writing to notify you that your unlawful copying of "Using EPIC and BEAST in the context of complimenting or describing NFL Mock Drafts" infringes upon our client’s exclusive copyrights. Accordingly, you are hereby directed to

            CEASE AND DESIST ALL COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT.

            MeetJoeGreene is the owner a copyright in various aspects of ["Using EPIC and BEAST in the context of complimenting or describing NFL Mock Drafts". Under United States copyright law, MeetJoeGreene’s copyrights have been in effect since the date that ["Using EPIC and BEAST in the context of complimenting or describing NFL Mock Drafts" was created. All copyrightable aspects of "Using EPIC and BEAST in the context of complimenting or describing NFL Mock Drafts" are copyrighted under United States copyright law.

            It has come to our attention that you have been copying "Using EPIC and BEAST in the context of complimenting or describing NFL Mock Drafts". We have copies of your unlawful copies to preserve as evidence. Your actions constitute copyright infringement in violation of United States copyright laws. Under 17 U.S.C. 504, the consequences of copyright infringement include statutory damages of between $750 and $30,000 per work, at the discretion of the court, and damages of up to $150,000 per work for willful infringement. If you continue to engage in copyright infringement after receiving this letter, your actions will be evidence of “willful infringement.”
            We demand that you immediately (A) cease and desist your unlawful copying of "Using EPIC and BEAST in the context of complimenting or describing NFL Mock Drafts" and (B) provide us with prompt written assurance within ten (10) days that you will cease and desist from further infringement of MeetJoeGreene’s copyrighted works.

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            P.S. I would make that trade too. That is EPIC and BEAST!
            Here We Go Steelers, Here We Go...
            Here We Go Steelers, Here We Go...
            Here We Go Steelers, Here We Go...!!!

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            • Oviedo
              Legend
              • May 2008
              • 23824

              #7
              Re: RuthlessBurgher's EPIC full 1st rd mock draft that is BE

              As much as I hate giving up draft picks this would be an excellent first step to fixing our horrendous Guard play. The overall draft is solid.

              I still hold out high hopes that someone gives us a #1 for Wallace. Then we can really deal.
              "My team, may they always be right, but right or wrong...MY TEAM!"

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              • RuthlessBurgher
                Legend
                • May 2008
                • 33208

                #8
                Re: RuthlessBurgher's EPIC full 1st rd mock draft that is BE

                Let's settle out of court...I'll agree to only use lower case letters when using the words "epic" and "beast" to describe my mock drafts (that way, you still get the benefit of increased emphasis when you use "EPIC" and "BEAST" instead). In exchange, I ask that your lawyer shave his creepy John Waters like pencil thin mustache (unless he has a two-toned Ricky Ricardo jacket and an autographed picture of Andy Devine...of course, then he can keep it).
                Steeler teams featuring stat-driven, me-first, fantasy-football-darling diva types such as Antonio Brown & Le'Veon Bell won no championships.

                Super Bowl winning Steeler teams were built around a dynamic, in-your-face defense plus blue-collar, hard-hitting, no-nonsense football players on offense such as Hines Ward & Jerome Bettis.

                We don't want Juju & Conner to replace what we lost in Brown & Bell.

                We are counting on Juju & Conner to return us to the glory we once had with Hines & The Bus.

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                • pfelix73
                  Hall of Famer
                  • Aug 2008
                  • 3458

                  #9
                  Re: RuthlessBurgher's EPIC full 1st rd mock draft that is BE

                  In the past, when we moved up it was to get playmakers. Troy and Santonio. Why would they ever move up for an OL? That's crazy. If you're gonna move up in the draft- go get another playmaker.

                  Personally, I'd stay at 24 and take Hightower if he's there.

                  Sorry to burst your bubble.....

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                  • Slapstick
                    Rookie
                    • May 2008
                    • 0

                    #10
                    Re: RuthlessBurgher's EPIC full 1st rd mock draft that is BE

                    I can see that...

                    But, if you believed that Castro was the next Alan Faneca, why wouldn't you move up?
                    Actually, my post was NOT about you...but, if the shoe fits, feel free to lace that &!+€# up and wear it.

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                    • focosteeler
                      Starter
                      • May 2010
                      • 760

                      #11
                      Re: RuthlessBurgher's EPIC full 1st rd mock draft that is BE

                      Originally posted by Slapstick
                      I can see that...

                      But, if you believed that Castro was the next Alan Faneca, why wouldn't you move up?


                      It looks like if we don't move up to take someone in this draft we will have to settle for someone at 24 or trade back into the early 2nd. I prefer trading up for a higher caliber player
                      1. CB – Marcus Peters – Washington – 6/190
                      2. OG – Josue Matias – Florida State – 6-6/320
                      3. OLB – Geneo Grissom – Oklahoma – 6-4/250
                      4. DL – Ellis McCarthy – UCLA – 6-5/330
                      5. TE – Jeff Heurman – Ohio State – 6-5/255
                      6. FS – Adrian Amos – Penn State – 6/200
                      7. DT – Terry Williams – East Carolina – 6-1/340

                      UDFA
                      DB – Justin Cox – Mississippi St. – 6-2/190
                      OLB – Davis Tull – Chattanooga – 6-2/242

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                      • NW Steeler
                        Pro Bowler
                        • Dec 2008
                        • 1391

                        #12
                        Re: RuthlessBurgher's EPIC full 1st rd mock draft that is BE

                        I dont like giving up a second round pick either, but this really fills a position of dire need and I like it. Next season when we are running the ball down other teams throats to kill the clock - like we did back in the day - everyone will love that we got DeCastro. I am still hoping that somehow we can fill the NT or ILB need thru FA. Unlikely, but still.

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                        • Eddie Spaghetti
                          Hall of Famer
                          • Jul 2008
                          • 4123

                          #13
                          Re: RuthlessBurgher's EPIC full 1st rd mock draft that is BE

                          so trading up for a guard is a good move now?

                          what a difference a year makes.

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                          • Oviedo
                            Legend
                            • May 2008
                            • 23824

                            #14
                            Re: RuthlessBurgher's EPIC full 1st rd mock draft that is BE

                            Originally posted by Eddie Spaghetti
                            so trading up for a guard is a good move now?

                            what a difference a year makes.
                            I think we can all finally admit that our situation at Guard has gotten much worse over the past year. No one stepped up or proved to be a difference maker in 2011. The interior of our OL could not consitently get push in the run game and got blown up in the passing game.

                            We now know Kemo just didn't have a bad year in 2010, he still sucked in 2011. Neither Legursky and Foster are not starting guards on any team in the NFL with a good OL.

                            So something out of the ordinary like trading up for a Guard may be the only way we can get a quick fix to one of our biggest problems.

                            The problem of losing a pick to move up can hopefully be mitigated by someone taking Wallace and us getting a #1 back.
                            "My team, may they always be right, but right or wrong...MY TEAM!"

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                            • Slapstick
                              Rookie
                              • May 2008
                              • 0

                              #15
                              Re: RuthlessBurgher's EPIC full 1st rd mock draft that is BE

                              Originally posted by Eddie Spaghetti
                              so trading up for a guard is a good move now?

                              what a difference a year makes.
                              Again, I ask:

                              Originally posted by Slapstick
                              ...if you believed that Castro was the next Alan Faneca, why wouldn't you move up?
                              I don't advocate trading up for just any Joe Schmoe player...

                              But, if the FO thinks DeCastro is the 2nd coming of Faneca, I don't see it as a bad move...
                              Actually, my post was NOT about you...but, if the shoe fits, feel free to lace that &!+€# up and wear it.

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