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Re: Gisele Melts Down
GISELLE RIPS FRIENDS & FAMILY!!
Uber-Model Giselle Bumpkin has continued her tirade in support of her husband Tommy today as she blames friends & family for simply "not praying hard enough".
In an exclusive interview held in front of 5000 fans, Bumpkin went so far as to say that Tommy should befriend Timmy Tebow so that next time his cheating coach & teammates make it to the Super Bowl, "at least he'll get some real support- not like these so-called family members"- clearly indicating that Bumpkin has doubts over the legitimacy of Tommy's family heritage, and whether or not Tommy's surname really is Brady afterall.
Bumpkin confronted "supposed friend" and Cheating teammate Wessy Welker & asked him pointedly- "did you even read my email, Smurf? Why were you not Tebowing at halftime? How can Tommy throw up on himself & catch it in his hands as he runs around on the green catwalky thing if you don't pray hard enough Wessy?"
Welker was unavailable for comment due to having 'something in his eye' post Bumpkin rant.
Bumpkin then turned on Billy Bellyfatcheatingbastard, coach of the Cheats, and asked him, while busily rolling her eyes & fondling her boobs, where her hubby Tommy's "new shiny thing for his finger" was.
Billy Bellyfatcheatingbastard's response was- "Eli stole it."
It is unconfirmed if the rumour about Bumpkin asking for Eli Manning's address & marital status is true or not.
GISELLE RIPS FRIENDS & FAMILY!!
Uber-Model Giselle Bumpkin has continued her tirade in support of her husband Tommy today as she blames friends & family for simply "not praying hard enough".
In an exclusive interview held in front of 5000 fans, Bumpkin went so far as to say that Tommy should befriend Timmy Tebow so that next time his cheating coach & teammates make it to the Super Bowl, "at least he'll get some real support- not like these so-called family members"- clearly indicating that Bumpkin has doubts over the legitimacy of Tommy's family heritage, and whether or not Tommy's surname really is Brady afterall.
Bumpkin confronted "supposed friend" and Cheating teammate Wessy Welker & asked him pointedly- "did you even read my email, Smurf? Why were you not Tebowing at halftime? How can Tommy throw up on himself & catch it in his hands as he runs around on the green catwalky thing if you don't pray hard enough Wessy?"
Welker was unavailable for comment due to having 'something in his eye' post Bumpkin rant.
Bumpkin then turned on Billy Bellyfatcheatingbastard, coach of the Cheats, and asked him, while busily rolling her eyes & fondling her boobs, where her hubby Tommy's "new shiny thing for his finger" was.
Billy Bellyfatcheatingbastard's response was- "Eli stole it."
It is unconfirmed if the rumour about Bumpkin asking for Eli Manning's address & marital status is true or not.
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