The Official Steelers Mathematical Challenge

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Last night's chat brought a little silliness and humor out of some folks - whether it was the ice cold refreshing adult beverages for some, the multiple diet orange sunkists for Flippy, or just RuthlessBurger being RuthlessBurger.

So the challenge for everyone is this - can you create a mathematical formula out of all things Steelers and dazzle us with you wit?

Last night's finest came from RuthlessBurger:

Santonio Holmes + Maurkice Pouncey + Mike Pouncey = The Doobie Brothers

Who's gonna top that?

I'll give it a shot or 2, but I'm gonna have a hard time topping RB.

[flippy]

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I got one for my boy hawaiian:

Ike Taylor + Bullet Bill Dudley = Swaggin Both Ways

[hawaiiansteel]

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I got one for my boy hawaiian:

Ike Taylor + Bullet Bill Dudley = Swaggin Both Ways

Ike Taylor + Natalie Portman =

[Flasteel]

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Troy Polamalu + Bill Cowher = Hairspray

[RuthlessBurgher]

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There were a few others posted on chat last night as well.

If I recall correctly...

Big Play Willie Gay + Ike Taylor + Antonio Brown + Willie Colon = Big Gay Swaggin Brown Colon

Greg Warren + Willie Colon = Hike Colonic

Santonio Holmes + Willie Colon = High Colonic

[RuthlessBurgher]

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Putting your DIXON someone's COLON is pretty GAY. You end up with your JOHNSON covered in BROWN CLAY, unless your partner ate a lot spinach that day, in which case, you can expect GREENWOOD instead (I'd be so embarrassed by that...I'd probably blush so much I'd look like a BRIGHT REDMAN). On the other hand, there is a JOLLY GRAY-haired coach named RYAN who wears IVY colored clothing on the sidelines that would prefer a FOOTE even MOORE than a WILLIE.

[flippy]

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Putting your DIXON someone's COLON is pretty GAY. You end up with your JOHNSON covered in BROWN CLAY, unless your partner ate a lot spinach that day, in which case, you can expect GREENWOOD instead (I'd be so embarrassed by that...I'd probably blush so much I'd look like a BRIGHT REDMAN). On the other hand, there is a JOLLY GRAY-haired coach named RYAN who wears IVY colored clothing on the sidelines that would prefer a FOOTE even MOORE than a WILLIE.

Bravo

[flippy]

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Deebo + Ward = Dirty Dancing

[flippy]

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Lombardi #7 + Mario Harvey + Mike and Maurkice Pouncey = Super Mario Brothers

[RuthlessBurgher]

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Lombardi #7 + Mario Harvey + Mike and Maurkice Pouncey = Super Mario Brothers

I like it...you could have also arrived at the same result with Lemieux bringing the Winter Classic to Heinz Field plus the Pounceys.

[flippy]

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Lombardi #7 + Mario Harvey + Mike and Maurkice Pouncey = Super Mario Brothers

I like it...you could have also arrived at the same result with Lemieux bringing the Winter Classic to Heinz Field plus the Pounceys.

Doh! You clearly got the bonus points for the more elegant proof.

[flippy]

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Santonio + Deebo = Chronic Back Pain

[RuthlessBurgher]

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Santonio + Deebo = Chronic Back Pain

Or a chronic pain in Goodell's @$$ for that matter!

[RuthlessBurgher]

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Holmes, S. + Blount, M. + Stone, D. = Department of Redundancy Department

[flippy]

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Antwaan Randle El + Mike Tomlin's alma mater + Troy P's injury = El (William and) Mary achi(lles tendon) = El Mariachi