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  • Djfan
    Legend
    • May 2008
    • 5184
    #1

    Tom Brady dies and goes to heaven (doubt it!)...

    Tom Brady, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Patriots flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Tom," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Tom felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house.

    On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a BLACK & GOLD sidewalk, a 50-foot tall flagpole with an enormous STEELERS logo flag, and in every window, a TERRIBLE towel. Tom looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records, and I even won a few Super Bowls." God said "So what's your point, Tom?" "Well, why does Roethlisberger get a better house than I?"

    God chuckled, and said: "Tom, that's not Roethlisberger's house, it's Mine."
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    • SteelerNation1
      Pro Bowler
      • May 2008
      • 1574
      #2
      Re: Tom Brady dies and goes to heaven (doubt it!)...

      Here's how the story goes...
      Tom Brady dies (possibly at the hands of James Harrison). God sees his ridiculous hair and says,"Get the F out of here, you F'in cheater!!"

      The end.
      http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/f...ion1/sn1-1.jpg http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/f...ns_44958-1.jpg
      South End Zone...Screaming My Head Off...Every Game! 111 consecutive and counting.

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        • RuthlessBurgher
          Legend
          • May 2008
          • 33208
          #3
          Re: Tom Brady dies and goes to heaven (doubt it!)...

          Originally posted by SteelerNation1
          Here's how the story goes...
          Tom Brady dies (possibly at the hands of James Harrison). God sees his ridiculous hair and says,"Get the F out of here, you F'in cheater!!"

          The end.
          You forgot to mention how his Ugg boots melt and how the product in his hair goes up in flames once he reaches hell. Every time he walks past the River Styx, "Renegade" plays and he cries.
          Steeler teams featuring stat-driven, me-first, fantasy-football-darling diva types such as Antonio Brown & Le'Veon Bell won no championships.

          Super Bowl winning Steeler teams were built around a dynamic, in-your-face defense plus blue-collar, hard-hitting, no-nonsense football players on offense such as Hines Ward & Jerome Bettis.

          We don't want Juju & Conner to replace what we lost in Brown & Bell.

          We are counting on Juju & Conner to return us to the glory we once had with Hines & The Bus.

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            • SteelerNation1
              Pro Bowler
              • May 2008
              • 1574
              #4
              Re: Tom Brady dies and goes to heaven (doubt it!)...

              I didn't want to bore everyone w details RB, but yes that is how the story goes.
              http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/f...ion1/sn1-1.jpg http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/f...ns_44958-1.jpg
              South End Zone...Screaming My Head Off...Every Game! 111 consecutive and counting.

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                • Smashmouth
                  #5
                  Re: Tom Brady dies and goes to heaven (doubt it!)...

                  Both versions are great! Thanks for the laugh.

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                    • fezziwig
                      Hall of Famer
                      • Jan 2009
                      • 3515
                      #6
                      Re: Tom Brady dies and goes to heaven (doubt it!)...

                      Great !!!!!!! That stuff was Great !!!!!!!!!

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