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  • SidSmythe
    Hall of Famer
    • Sep 2008
    • 4708

    Troy Polamalu > Chuck Norris

    Chuck Norris can poop on the ceiling, but Troy P. can poop thru the ceiling!!
    Here We Go Steelers, Here We Go...
    Here We Go Steelers, Here We Go...
    Here We Go Steelers, Here We Go...!!!
  • rpmpit
    Pro Bowler
    • May 2008
    • 2004

    #2
    Re: Troy Polamalu > Chuck Norris

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    • snarky
      Pro Bowler
      • Sep 2008
      • 1198

      #3
      Re: Troy Polamalu > Chuck Norris

      When Troy Polamalu goes through a revolving door, the building rotates.
      In response to his pleas, an officer said: "You think we've never arrested somebody that's made national media? ... We deal with the Bengals all the time."

      [url="http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/news/story?id=3880848"]http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/news/story?id=3880848[/url]

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      • Oviedo
        Legend
        • May 2008
        • 23824

        #4
        Re: Troy Polamalu > Chuck Norris

        Night comes when Troy blows out the sun like a candle.
        "My team, may they always be right, but right or wrong...MY TEAM!"

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        • anger 82&95
          Starter
          • May 2008
          • 667

          #5
          Re: Troy Polamalu > Chuck Norris

          John Clayton gave Polamalu a game ball for yesterday's effort:

          "Defense: The difference between the 2009 Steelers team that faded in December and the 2010 edition is safety Troy Polamalu, who may be making a case for Defensive Player of the Year consideration. He intercepted two Carson Palmer passes in the Steelers' 23-7 victory over the Cincinnati Bengals. His 45-yard interception return for a touchdown in the second quarter changed the momentum of the game. When Palmer and Terrell Owens weren't on the same page on a pass down the middle of the field, Polamalu broke in full stride to intercept the pass and went the distance for the touchdown that tied the score at 7."

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          • sentinel33
            Backup
            • Jun 2010
            • 494

            #6
            Re: Troy Polamalu > Chuck Norris

            If the world is your oyster, Troy is the pearl.

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            • RuthlessBurgher
              Legend
              • May 2008
              • 33208

              #7
              Re: Troy Polamalu > Chuck Norris

              Ever wonder why you never see Troy Polamalu and Chuck Norris in the same place at the same time? If Troy's hair and Chuck's beard ever got within 25 miles of each other, the world would implode because it simply could not handle that degree of awesome in one place.
              Steeler teams featuring stat-driven, me-first, fantasy-football-darling diva types such as Antonio Brown & Le'Veon Bell won no championships.

              Super Bowl winning Steeler teams were built around a dynamic, in-your-face defense plus blue-collar, hard-hitting, no-nonsense football players on offense such as Hines Ward & Jerome Bettis.

              We don't want Juju & Conner to replace what we lost in Brown & Bell.

              We are counting on Juju & Conner to return us to the glory we once had with Hines & The Bus.

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              • grotonsteel
                Hall of Famer
                • Jul 2008
                • 2810

                #8
                Re: Troy Polamalu > Chuck Norris

                Originally posted by snarky
                When Troy Polamalu goes through a revolving door, the building rotates.

                Steelers Draft 2015
                Rd 1: Devante Parker - WR/ Kevin Johnson - CB
                Rd 2: Danielle Hunter -OLB
                Rd 3: Steven Nelson - CB
                Rd 4: Derron Smith - S
                Rd 5: Henry Anderson - DE
                Rd 6: Wes Saxton - TE
                Rd 7: Deon Simon - DT

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                • Iron Shiek
                  Hall of Famer
                  • May 2008
                  • 3798

                  #9
                  Re: Troy Polamalu > Chuck Norris

                  Wait, we had like a 10 page thread about The Legend of James Harrison using the Chuck Norris similarities (and differences). Still the best thread ever, or one of them.

                  Gotta give Troy a new, fresh gimmick.
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                  • SidSmythe
                    Hall of Famer
                    • Sep 2008
                    • 4708

                    #10
                    Re: Troy Polamalu > Chuck Norris

                    Troy Polamalu is what Willis was talkin' about!!!
                    Here We Go Steelers, Here We Go...
                    Here We Go Steelers, Here We Go...
                    Here We Go Steelers, Here We Go...!!!

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                    • SidSmythe
                      Hall of Famer
                      • Sep 2008
                      • 4708

                      #11
                      Re: Troy Polamalu > Chuck Norris

                      Originally posted by Iron Shiek
                      Wait, we had like a 10 page thread about The Legend of James Harrison using the Chuck Norris similarities (and differences). Still the best thread ever, or one of them.

                      Gotta give Troy a new, fresh gimmick.
                      James Harrison had Zero Tackles, Zero Sacks & Zero INT's yesterday.
                      the stats show this b/c he actually had 10 tackles, 3 sacks and 2 Int's but the Steelers stat guy was so scared, he gave them to Troy Polamalu!
                      Here We Go Steelers, Here We Go...
                      Here We Go Steelers, Here We Go...
                      Here We Go Steelers, Here We Go...!!!

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