White Mamba?

[feltdizz]

I'm reading the sports guy Bill Simmons NFL picks and he says this about the Steelers.

Steelers (-3) over DOLPHINS
Did you know the Steelers are about to play three straight road games at Miami, New Orleans and Cincy? What a test for White Mamba! South Beach followed by the French Quarter?????

I can't stand the guy but that is some funny sh!t!. I think Ben is going to be like Kobe in terms of PR comeback.

[Shawn]

Re: White Mamba?

Very insensitive. From my understanding Ben prefers to be called the Swiss American Mamba.

[cruzer8]

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I just hope he doesn't start making this face:

[flippy]

Re: White Mamba?

What's a white mamba?

[ghettoscott]

Re: White Mamba?

What's a white mamba?

the opposite of a black mamba

Kobe = accused rapist

Kobe = black guy

Kobe = black mamba (not sure where he got that nickname)

Ben = accused rapist

Ben = white guy

Ben = white mamba

..i kind of dig that nickname actually....

[Flasteel]

Re: White Mamba?

Black Mamba may be Kobe's nickname, but it is also slang for a black man's...ahem...johnson.

I wonder if there is some other meaning at play here?

[NJ-STEELER]

Re: White Mamba?

yeah, i thought mamba meant snake


in that case, shouldnt it be gray mamba?

[feltdizz]

Re: White Mamba?

What's a white mamba?

Kobe is called the Black Mamba

The black mamba is the longest venomous snake in Africa. Apart from being considered one of the world's deadliest snakes, the black mamba is also one of the most feared snakes in Africa due to its potent venom, large size, and the ferocity of its attacks. Its name is derived from the black coloration inside the mouth; the actual color of the skin varies, from dull yellowish-green to a gun-metal gray. It is the fastest snake in the world, capable of moving at 4.5 to 5.4 metres per second

and since Kobe had problems with a chick in Colorado....

Ben is the White Mamba.

The name is classic.

[Flasteel]

Re: White Mamba?

What's a white mamba?

Kobe is called the Black Mamba

The black mamba is the longest venomous snake in Africa. Apart from being considered one of the world's deadliest snakes, the black mamba is also one of the most feared snakes in Africa due to its potent venom, large size, and the ferocity of its attacks. Its name is derived from the black coloration inside the mouth; the actual color of the skin varies, from dull yellowish-green to a gun-metal gray. It is the fastest snake in the world, capable of moving at 4.5 to 5.4 metres per second

and since Kobe had problems with a chick in Colorado....

Ben is the White Mamba.

The name is classic.

I don't think NJ was talking about the color of the actual snake in Africa


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