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  • ramblinjim
    Pro Bowler
    • Jun 2008
    • 1278

    One last day of this crap

    **Tongue in Cheek*

    1.) Ben Roethlisberger is a piece of crap that should have been thrown out of the league, he has torpedoed our season this year with his off the field shenanigans and we'll be lucky to 6-10. We should have traded him for picks and drafted Tim Tebow instead.

    2.) Harrison is getting old and slowing down, he'll probably suck this year. Thank goodness the idiots in the front office were smart enough to sign Jason Worilds last night because he will likely be the starter on opening day.

    3.) Lamarr Woodley is going to hit the free agent market next year and we'll never be able to sign him.

    4.) Troy Polamalu is injury prone and we need to find a safety in the sixth round that isn't a massive drop off in talent whenever Troy leaves the field.

    5.) Bring back Tyrone Carter. He had more interceptions last year than Ike Taylor!

    6.) Boy our O-Line is going to suck this year.

    7.) Lebeau is to old and doesn't get it anymore.

    8.) The Rooney's were foolish for re-signing an overpaid janitor and some idiot errand boy in Colbert that rarely hits on anyone after the third round.


    - Alright it's early, I'll add more as the coffee kicks in. I'm sooooooo happy camp starts tomorrow it isn't even funny. Hooray! Football!

    ~ RJ
    go to [URL]http://www.thebreastcancersite.com[/URL] to donate a free mammogram a day to women without health insurance.
  • ramblinjim
    Pro Bowler
    • Jun 2008
    • 1278

    #2
    Re: One last day of this crap

    - We need a new song other than Renegade
    go to [URL]http://www.thebreastcancersite.com[/URL] to donate a free mammogram a day to women without health insurance.

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    • stlrz d
      Legend
      • May 2008
      • 9244

      #3
      Re: One last day of this crap

      Originally posted by ramblinjim
      - We need a new song other than Renegade
      On that we can agree!

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      • Djfan
        Legend
        • May 2008
        • 5184

        #4
        Re: One last day of this crap

        Renegade haters!

        I would be afraid that you all would choose some Jim Neighbor's song.
        Steel City Mafia
        So Cal Boss (Ret)
        [URL]http://www.anewsong.com[/URL]

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        • RuthlessBurgher
          Legend
          • May 2008
          • 33208

          #5
          Re: One last day of this crap

          Originally posted by Djfan
          Renegade haters!

          I would be afraid that you all would choose some Jim Neighbor's song.
          You got a problem with Gomer Pyle?



          Steeler teams featuring stat-driven, me-first, fantasy-football-darling diva types such as Antonio Brown & Le'Veon Bell won no championships.

          Super Bowl winning Steeler teams were built around a dynamic, in-your-face defense plus blue-collar, hard-hitting, no-nonsense football players on offense such as Hines Ward & Jerome Bettis.

          We don't want Juju & Conner to replace what we lost in Brown & Bell.

          We are counting on Juju & Conner to return us to the glory we once had with Hines & The Bus.

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          • Djfan
            Legend
            • May 2008
            • 5184

            #6
            Re: One last day of this crap

            Originally posted by RuthlessBurgher
            Originally posted by Djfan
            Renegade haters!

            I would be afraid that you all would choose some Jim Neighbor's song.
            You got a problem with Gomer Pyle?




            Yup!
            Steel City Mafia
            So Cal Boss (Ret)
            [URL]http://www.anewsong.com[/URL]

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            • RuthlessBurgher
              Legend
              • May 2008
              • 33208

              #7
              Re: One last day of this crap

              Originally posted by Djfan
              Originally posted by RuthlessBurgher
              Originally posted by Djfan
              Renegade haters!

              I would be afraid that you all would choose some Jim Neighbor's song.
              You got a problem with Gomer Pyle?




              Yup!
              Private Pyle, I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-#&@%ing-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-#&@% you! ONE! TWO! THREE!

              Steeler teams featuring stat-driven, me-first, fantasy-football-darling diva types such as Antonio Brown & Le'Veon Bell won no championships.

              Super Bowl winning Steeler teams were built around a dynamic, in-your-face defense plus blue-collar, hard-hitting, no-nonsense football players on offense such as Hines Ward & Jerome Bettis.

              We don't want Juju & Conner to replace what we lost in Brown & Bell.

              We are counting on Juju & Conner to return us to the glory we once had with Hines & The Bus.

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              • rpmpit
                Pro Bowler
                • May 2008
                • 2004

                #8
                Re: One last day of this crap

                Originally posted by RuthlessBurgher
                Originally posted by Djfan
                Originally posted by RuthlessBurgher
                Originally posted by Djfan
                Renegade haters!

                I would be afraid that you all would choose some Jim Neighbor's song.
                You got a problem with Gomer Pyle?




                Yup!
                Private Pyle, I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-#&@%ing-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-#&@% you! ONE! TWO! THREE!

                I wonder what skull-#&@%-ing feels like? I mean, not that I'd ever try it. Just wondering. And I'd be the giver of course. Not the skull!

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                • steeler_fan_in_t.o.
                  Legend
                  • May 2008
                  • 10281

                  #9
                  Re: One last day of this crap

                  Originally posted by ramblinjim
                  4.) Troy Polamalu is injury prone and we need to find a safety in the sixth round that isn't a massive drop off in talent whenever Troy leaves the field.


                  Is that Bustamalu guy even still on the roster?

                  I thought we cut him after his rookie year.
                  http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/k...to_Mike/to.jpg

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                  • ramblinjim
                    Pro Bowler
                    • Jun 2008
                    • 1278

                    #10
                    Re: One last day of this crap

                    - How's Mike Wallace going to do against a first rate corner.
                    go to [URL]http://www.thebreastcancersite.com[/URL] to donate a free mammogram a day to women without health insurance.

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                    • rpmpit
                      Pro Bowler
                      • May 2008
                      • 2004

                      #11
                      Re: One last day of this crap

                      Add Hines to the injury prone and older than dirt list!

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                      • ANPSTEEL
                        Starter
                        • Jun 2008
                        • 888

                        #12
                        Re: One last day of this crap

                        Originally posted by rpmpit
                        Add Hines to the injury prone and older than dirt list!

                        Arm..

                        your sig is both funny and disturbing at the same time.


                        which reminds me of a joke...


                        One day a guy says to his wife:

                        Honey, tell me something... that will make me both happy and sad- at the same time.

                        Wife thinks for a second- and says to her husband:

                        hmmm. well babe... you have the biggest penis out of all of your friends.


                        ba dump dump

                        be in vegas on the 15th



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                        • rpmpit
                          Pro Bowler
                          • May 2008
                          • 2004

                          #13
                          Re: One last day of this crap

                          Originally posted by ANPSTEEL
                          Originally posted by rpmpit
                          Add Hines to the injury prone and older than dirt list!

                          Arm..

                          your sig is both funny and disturbing at the same time.


                          which reminds me of a joke...


                          One day a guy says to his wife:

                          Honey, tell me something... that will make me both happy and sad- at the same time.

                          Wife thinks for a second- and says to her husband:

                          hmmm. well babe... you have the biggest penis out of all of your friends.


                          ba dump dump

                          be in vegas on the 15th




                          Great joke!!!

                          And "funny and disturbing" pretty much summarizes my personality. So thanks!!

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                          • ANPSTEEL
                            Starter
                            • Jun 2008
                            • 888

                            #14
                            Re: One last day of this crap

                            Originally posted by rpmpit
                            Originally posted by ANPSTEEL
                            Originally posted by rpmpit
                            Add Hines to the injury prone and older than dirt list!

                            Arm..

                            your sig is both funny and disturbing at the same time.


                            which reminds me of a joke...


                            One day a guy says to his wife:

                            Honey, tell me something... that will make me both happy and sad- at the same time.

                            Wife thinks for a second- and says to her husband:

                            hmmm. well babe... you have the biggest penis out of all of your friends.


                            ba dump dump

                            be in vegas on the 15th




                            Great joke!!!






                            And "funny and disturbing" pretty much summarizes my personality. So thanks!!

                            thanks

                            In actuality - I am terrible at remembering jokes...

                            I only have, maybe, three jokes ... and each of them came from the same friend.

                            So there is that one-

                            and the one about W. VA women & catfish... and....

                            well... see it turns out, I only know two jokes.

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                            • RuthlessBurgher
                              Legend
                              • May 2008
                              • 33208

                              #15
                              Re: One last day of this crap

                              Originally posted by ANPSTEEL
                              Originally posted by rpmpit
                              Originally posted by ANPSTEEL
                              Originally posted by rpmpit
                              Add Hines to the injury prone and older than dirt list!

                              Arm..

                              your sig is both funny and disturbing at the same time.


                              which reminds me of a joke...


                              One day a guy says to his wife:

                              Honey, tell me something... that will make me both happy and sad- at the same time.

                              Wife thinks for a second- and says to her husband:

                              hmmm. well babe... you have the biggest penis out of all of your friends.


                              ba dump dump

                              be in vegas on the 15th




                              Great joke!!!






                              And "funny and disturbing" pretty much summarizes my personality. So thanks!!

                              thanks

                              In actuality - I am terrible at remembering jokes...

                              I only have, maybe, three jokes ... and each of them came from the same friend.

                              So there is that one-

                              and the one about W. VA women & catfish... and....

                              well... see it turns out, I only know two jokes.
                              You can't tell us you have a joke about W. VA women & catfish and then not give us the d@mn punchline....don't leave us hanging, dude!
                              Steeler teams featuring stat-driven, me-first, fantasy-football-darling diva types such as Antonio Brown & Le'Veon Bell won no championships.

                              Super Bowl winning Steeler teams were built around a dynamic, in-your-face defense plus blue-collar, hard-hitting, no-nonsense football players on offense such as Hines Ward & Jerome Bettis.

                              We don't want Juju & Conner to replace what we lost in Brown & Bell.

                              We are counting on Juju & Conner to return us to the glory we once had with Hines & The Bus.

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