New Signs For Steelers Home Games

[flippy]

With all the drama, I'm counting on Pittsburghers coming up with some creative new signs to take to the games this year.

I suggest we have a contest and someone makes and takes the best/funniest sign to the PlanetSteelers tailgate this year.

Here's some suggestions:

1. Hey Ben! Kennywood's open!

2. Ben Committed to Psycho Ward

3. Beware of Big Ben Rotty in the Potty

4. Jordan's the only safe Staal as long as Ben's in Pittsburgh

5. Looking for someone over 21 to buy me drinks

6. All My B!tches, Take My Shots (1 of you can dress up as a Patron bottle and hold the sign and the rest of you can dress up like dogs and follow the Patron bottle around)

7. Buying Drinks for Minors is Better than Smoking Weed

8. The $102M Mistake

9. Boycot Ben

10. College Girls are Easy

11. What's Wrong with the Girls at Pitt?

12. Stay Away From My Daughter


It'd be cool if the entire stadium got silent and turned their backs to the field on the minute Ben goes on the field for his first game.

[RuthlessBurgher]

Re: New Signs For Steelers Home Games

Perhaps they could remove God from this picture and insert the Satan picture from his shirt and swap the Chief with a grimacing Goodell (and change the PFJ in the sky to DTF, of course):



Or they could remove Nick Harper from this picture and replace him with a young co-ed:

[flippy]

Re: New Signs For Steelers Home Games

Perhaps they could remove God from this picture and insert the Satan picture from his shirt and swap the Chief with a grimacing Goodell (and change the PFJ in the sky to DTF, of course):



Or they could remove Nick Harper from this picture and replace him with a young co-ed:

Those are both hilarious. I really like #2.

On #1, they could also change the grass to fire. And change the city from Pittsburgh to Midgeville - whatever that looks like - some lady antebellum type stuff whatever antebellum means - just heard someone say Midgeville is an antebellum town.

[Djfan]

Re: New Signs For Steelers Home Games

whatever antebellum means - just heard someone say Midgeville is an antebellum town.

"Before the American Civil War". Midgeville was founded before then, or at least is much like the towns from the area before the Civil War.

[flippy]

Re: New Signs For Steelers Home Games

Is it just a southern thing or would Gettysburg also be an antebellum town as well?

I love Gettysburg and would love to live in a town like that someday.

Actually I tihnk I'd just like to live in Gettysburg.

[SanAntonioSteelerFan]

Re: New Signs For Steelers Home Games

I'm not feeling it for this thread. The other teams' fans won't need help, is my feeling.

Maybe it's a cathartic thing (antebellum?).

[NC Steeler Fan]

Re: New Signs For Steelers Home Games

I'm telling you, the sign/pic should be as follows:

Instead of a pic of Ben being a gift from god, it should be a pic of
Ben [Adam] being "banished from the garden of Eden" [Heinz Field] with
a couple of college chicks [Eves] and god's hand [Rooney] pointing the
way out through the tunnel.

You know, kinda keeping with the whole biblical theme, eh?

[cruzer8]

Re: New Signs For Steelers Home Games

I'm not feeling it for this thread. The other teams' fans won't need help, is my feeling.

Maybe it's a cathartic thing (antebellum?).

Agreed. Dumb thread.

[SteelAbility]

Re: New Signs For Steelers Home Games

Perhaps they could remove God from this picture and insert the Satan picture from his shirt and swap the Chief with a grimacing Goodell (and change the PFJ in the sky to DTF, of course):



Or they could remove Nick Harper from this picture and replace him with a young co-ed:

... and replace the Steelers in the background with Ben's entourage.

[RuthlessBurgher]

Re: New Signs For Steelers Home Games

Perhaps they could remove God from this picture and insert the Satan picture from his shirt and swap the Chief with a grimacing Goodell (and change the PFJ in the sky to DTF, of course):



Or they could remove Nick Harper from this picture and replace him with a young co-ed:

... and replace the Steelers in the background with Ben's entourage.

I wonder if Ben's entourage looks like Turtle, Drama, and E?

In any event, I think we should trade Emmanuel Sanders for Emmanuelle Chriqui.

[MeetJoeGreene]

Re: New Signs For Steelers Home Games

Remember all of the people that have groups signs...

like ....Gerela's Gorillas.

maybe a group should have a fan club sign like

Ben's Harem.
Seven's Sweeties.

[MeetJoeGreene]

Re: New Signs For Steelers Home Games

Maybe they should play Renegade when Ben is running out and flash pictures of drunk college chicks on the scoreboard. Then Flash Ben in his devil shirt.

[Flasteel]

Re: New Signs For Steelers Home Games

I'm not feeling it for this thread. The other teams' fans won't need help, is my feeling.

Maybe it's a cathartic thing (antebellum?).

Agreed. Dumb thread.

Make it three. I get the lame attempts at humor here, but it bothers me to see the rest of the football world (and non-football world) taking pot-shots at our team. We don't need it from our own fan base.

People need to grow up and quit throwing stones.

[flippy]

Re: New Signs For Steelers Home Games

Remember all of the people that have groups signs...

like ....Gerela's Gorillas.

maybe a group should have a fan club sign like

Ben's Harem.
Seven's Sweeties.

Ben's B!tches?

[flippy]

Re: New Signs For Steelers Home Games

I'm not feeling it for this thread. The other teams' fans won't need help, is my feeling.

Maybe it's a cathartic thing (antebellum?).

Agreed. Dumb thread.

Make it three. I get the lame attempts at humor here, but it bothers me to see the rest of the football world (and non-football world) taking pot-shots at our team. We don't need it from our own fan base.

People need to grow up and quit throwing stones.

And others need to take themselves less seriously :P

If you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at?

Besides, if we can laugh at ourselves, it takes away everyone else's power to make fun of us.

At the end of the day, Ben's an F up. And the Rooney's a hypocrites. And it deserves our ridicule.

It's not like we're dumping garbage on their lawns or something.