15 yards, #7, Piling On

[ANPSTEEL]

Re: 15 yards, #7, Piling On

Society wanting football players to be role models is the problem moreso than Ben.

I bet that most who criticize Ben the most have the biggest skeletons in their own closets.

I've got a giant Brontosaurus fossil in my closet.

Do me a favor, keep that to yourself.

kthx

Flippy: OK, name your favorite dinosaur?
ANPSTEEL and Flippy: Velociraptor.
Flippy: Alright. If you were a chick, whose the one guy you would sleep with?
ANPSTEEL and Flippy: John Stamos.
ANPSTEEL: WHAT?!?
Flippy: Did we just become best friends?
ANPSTEEL: YEP!

You forgot to mention Good Housekeeping as your favorite non-pornographic magazine to masturbate to.

Do you wanna do karate in the garage?

Yeeeahhhhhhh!

Boats and hos!!!! Boats and hos!!!!!

I just teabagged your drumset by the way :P

Clearly, I need to watch Step Brothers.

[RuthlessBurgher]

Re: 15 yards, #7, Piling On

“There are really good guys (in the NFL), like Peyton Manning(notes) and Tom Brady(notes), but there also are examples of what Ben is going to be able to do, turn his life around.”

Ha! I think most of the long-time posters here remember that I personally witnessed Manning getting a hummer behind a Sarasota restaurant, witnessed the police flat-out busting him, then he was let go.

Maybe Troy should get to know these guys a little better before he holds them up as the epitome of goodness.

Gross overreaction to this situation is an understatement.

From what angle were you "witnessing" this Manning hummer?

he was the guy with the HD camera off to the left...

I wish. I might have scored myself had that been the case. I was also a radio show host at the time and could have lambasted the guy. Instead I went Man Code and didn't throw him under that public bus.

Asian, please get those dirty, voyeuristic images out of your mind. I was alerted to his presence by the bartender (who was a friend) as I was leaving and sure enough...there he was I got a passing look from one 45 degree angle and then another as he shuffled the ho (on her knees and fully engaged) around the corner of the POD unit to escape detection from the group of people behind me. Ten seconds later there was a SPD flashlight shining in his grill, with the most classic "oh sh*t" expression on his illuminated face.

You did write the book on the Man Code, after all, right?

[RuthlessBurgher]

Re: 15 yards, #7, Piling On

Flippy: OK, name your favorite dinosaur?
ANPSTEEL and Flippy: Velociraptor.
Flippy: Alright. If you were a chick, whose the one guy you would sleep with?
ANPSTEEL and Flippy: John Stamos.
ANPSTEEL: WHAT?!?
Flippy: Did we just become best friends?
ANPSTEEL: YEP!

You forgot to mention Good Housekeeping as your favorite non-pornographic magazine to masturbate to.

Do you wanna do karate in the garage?

Yeeeahhhhhhh!

Boats and hos!!!! Boats and hos!!!!!

I just teabagged your drumset by the way :P

Clearly, I need to watch Step Brothers.

%&@#ing Catalina Wine Mixer.

[frankthetank1]

Re: 15 yards, #7, Piling On

Flippy: OK, name your favorite dinosaur?
ANPSTEEL and Flippy: Velociraptor.
Flippy: Alright. If you were a chick, whose the one guy you would sleep with?
ANPSTEEL and Flippy: John Stamos.
ANPSTEEL: WHAT?!?
Flippy: Did we just become best friends?
ANPSTEEL: YEP!

You forgot to mention Good Housekeeping as your favorite non-pornographic magazine to masturbate to.

Do you wanna do karate in the garage?

Yeeeahhhhhhh!

Boats and hos!!!! Boats and hos!!!!!

I just teabagged your drumset by the way :P

Clearly, I need to watch Step Brothers.

%&@#ing Catalina Wine Mixer.

robert better not get in my face, cuz i'll drop that mother effer

[Shawn]

Re: 15 yards, #7, Piling On

Just an opinion guys no need to get the panties in a bunch. All I know is I lived in Cleveland for 3 years and Steeler fans call Cleveland a hole. Which it is. But, I honestly didn't see anything remotely resembling anything you guys are talking about in Pittsburgh. I seen no superiority in the actual city. I did see alot of poverty. But, I didn't grow up in the Burgh...I am not a Pittsburgh fan. I am a Steelers fan...I am a fan of the organization. So, take my opinion for what its worth.

My point is...when people say the nonsense...like Ben brought shame on this great city it makes me chuckle a little bit. Ben didn't bring great shame on the city. Great shame was the homeless I seen in the streets. Put a little more effort in taking care of your social situations in the city and pay less attention to who your star QB bangs in a bathroom stall.

And not growing up in the city is exactly why it's difficult to understand why people of Pittsburgh get upset when a Steeler player, any Steeler player from Ernie Holmes to Ben Roethlisberger pull idiotic stunts that can be viewed as shameful.

The Steelers unlike any other professional team (with the exception of European soccer) are a part of the fabric of the city. Many people may not realize it, like it or even want to believe it but it is true. If you've ever lived in the city after the Steelers lose you get a feeling for this intertwining of team and city. The city and the people are decidedly down after a loss and all they can talk about are the Steelers after a win.

It's different and unless you've grown up there I don't think there is any way to fully comprehend the relationship between the team and the city.

Sorry for the drunk comment I completely forgot about your issues a few years back. It wasn't said maliciously. It's not my style to try and be rude, my bad.

Pappy

No problem Pappy. I know you don't say things to be malicious. I think I worded my original post poorly and I didn't mean to offend the people that live in Pittsburgh. You are right I don't know about living in the Burgh and how the team is intertwined with daily life there. My comments could have been a bit short sighted. My only point was the focus of some members of the community. It seemed more prudent to focus the attention we have had on Ben to helping some of the impoverished areas of the city. Pittsburgh's issues are no worse than any other large city so degrading the city wasn't my intent.

[flippy]

Re: 15 yards, #7, Piling On

Clearly, I need to watch Step Brothers.

I literally watched it 1000 times before I felt like I had watched it enough times. This may make me sound like a dofus, but I laughed out loud hysterically every time I watched this movie.

It's Will Ferrell's best.

And his brother might even be funnier.

[calmkiller]

Re: 15 yards, #7, Piling On

Clearly, I need to watch Step Brothers.

I literally watched it 1000 times before I felt like I had watched it enough times. This may make me sound like a dofus, but I laughed out loud hysterically every time I watched this movie.

It's Will Ferrell's best.

And his brother might even be funnier.

I love Will Ferrell, but I never really got this movie. Just didn't make me laugh.

[RuthlessBurgher]

Re: 15 yards, #7, Piling On

Clearly, I need to watch Step Brothers.

I literally watched it 1000 times before I felt like I had watched it enough times. This may make me sound like a dofus, but I laughed out loud hysterically every time I watched this movie.

It's Will Ferrell's best.

And his brother might even be funnier.

I love Will Ferrell, but I never really got this movie. Just didn't make me laugh.

Some of the parts fell flat (for example, having them both sleep walk and bring the Christmas presents and tree into their parents bedroom wasn't all that funny), but some of the dialogue cracks me up every time, such as:

When I was a kid, when I was a little boy, I always wanted to be a dinosaur, I wanted to be a Tyrannosaurus Rex more than anything in the world, I made my arms short and I roamed the back yard, I chased the neighborhood cats, I growled and I roared, everybody knew me and was afraid of me, and one day my dad said "Bobby you are 17, it’s time to throw childish things aside" and I said "OK Pop", but he didn't really say that he said that "Stop being a %&@#ing dinosaur and get a job".

or

"Dad, we're men. That means a few things - we like to $#!% with the door open, we talk about #@$$%, we go on riverboat gambling trips, and we make our own beef jerky. That's what we do, and now that is all wrecked."

"We literally have never done any of those things."

[flippy]

Re: 15 yards, #7, Piling On

I agree with RB. Some parts were flat. But some of it was hysterical.

Here's some of my favorites:

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[youtube:1i6vaw8g]3BlHY69ZsZ0[/youtube:1i6vaw8g]

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And I can't find it but the whole conversation the other guy and his Dad Doback have before Will Ferrell and his mom move in is hilarious.

[frankthetank1]

Re: 15 yards, #7, Piling On

I agree with RB. Some parts were flat. But some of it was hysterical.

Here's some of my favorites:

[youtube:3b4kuc7o]bGH2d1jBJu8[/youtube:3b4kuc7o]

[youtube:3b4kuc7o]y2IxEoOqqQY&NR=1[/youtube:3b4kuc7o]

[youtube:3b4kuc7o]o8T095mFdW8&feature=related[/youtube:3b4kuc7o]

[youtube:3b4kuc7o]3BlHY69ZsZ0[/youtube:3b4kuc7o]

[youtube:3b4kuc7o]X78U-eHXpgc&feature=related[/youtube:3b4kuc7o]

And I can't find it but the whole conversation the other guy and his Dad Doback have before Will Ferrell and his mom move in is hilarious.

Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes " Oh my god, I've had the old bull now I want the young calf" and she grabs me by the weiner.

another one of my favorite quotes is "you and your mom are hillbillies, this is a house of learned doctors"

[RuthlessBurgher]

Re: 15 yards, #7, Piling On

Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes " Oh my god, I've had the old bull now I want the young calf" and she grabs me by the weiner.

another one of my favorite quotes is "you and your mom are hillbillies, this is a house of learned doctors"

"You're not a doctor... you're a big, fat, curly-headed #&@%!"

Also...

"You yelled 'rape' at the top of your lungs."

"Mom, I honestly thought I was gonna be raped for a second. He had the craziest look in his eyes. And at one point he said, 'Lets get it on.'"

"That was about the fighting. I am so not a raper!"

[cruzer8]

Re: 15 yards, #7, Piling On

Clearly, I need to watch Step Brothers.

I literally watched it 1000 times before I felt like I had watched it enough times. This may make me sound like a dofus, but I laughed out loud hysterically every time I watched this movie.

It's Will Ferrell's best.

And his brother might even be funnier.

I love Will Ferrell, but I never really got this movie. Just didn't make me laugh.

It was awful.

[flippy]

Re: 15 yards, #7, Piling On

The only reason you're living here is because me and my dad decided that your mom was really hot, and maybe we should just both bang her, and we'll put up with the retard in the meantime.

[birtikidis]

Re: 15 yards, #7, Piling On

not a will ferrell fan. he's a moron.
whatever happened to subtle humor? or at least humor that is funny?

[Flasteel]

Re: 15 yards, #7, Piling On

Ha! I think most of the long-time posters here remember that I personally witnessed Manning getting a hummer behind a Sarasota restaurant, witnessed the police flat-out busting him, then he was let go.

Maybe Troy should get to know these guys a little better before he holds them up as the epitome of goodness.

Gross overreaction to this situation is an understatement.

From what angle were you "witnessing" this Manning hummer?

he was the guy with the HD camera off to the left...

I wish. I might have scored myself had that been the case. I was also a radio show host at the time and could have lambasted the guy. Instead I went Man Code and didn't throw him under that public bus.

Asian, please get those dirty, voyeuristic images out of your mind. I was alerted to his presence by the bartender (who was a friend) as I was leaving and sure enough...there he was I got a passing look from one 45 degree angle and then another as he shuffled the ho (on her knees and fully engaged) around the corner of the POD unit to escape detection from the group of people behind me. Ten seconds later there was a SPD flashlight shining in his grill, with the most classic "oh sh*t" expression on his illuminated face.

You did write the book on the Man Code, after all, right?

Great memory RB!