eniparadoxgma's 1000th post EXTRAVAGANZA!!!1111

[eniparadoxgma]

Yeah, I know it's OT, but I'm goin back to the old school Trib days for this one.

Aherm, Mr. Paradox wrapped in an Enigma would like to thank everyone that made this 1000th post thread possible. He'd like to thank his grandmother, his parents, his kid, and most of all the forum trolls and just plain irrational people. Without you guys, he would probably just read and never post.

Umm...he'd also like to thank the Academy, for without it, he couldn't have gotten that awesome gig as Hunter S. Thompson's ghost writer. He'd also like to thank Adriana Lima, without whom he never might have made it through many years of marriage.

Think that's about it.

So, to sum up, here's a picture of a crab with a cigarette:

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[ANPSTEEL]

Re: eniparadoxgma's 1000th post EXTRAVAGANZA!!!1111

In honor of your milestone, MSM says hi.

Lol

[eniparadoxgma]

Re: eniparadoxgma's 1000th post EXTRAVAGANZA!!!1111

In honor of your milestone, MSM says hi.

Lol

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo o!!!!!!!

[AngryAsian]

Re: eniparadoxgma's 1000th post EXTRAVAGANZA!!!1111

A big CONGRATS!!

From your Lurking Mod.

[eniparadoxgma]

Re: eniparadoxgma's 1000th post EXTRAVAGANZA!!!1111

Why thank you Asian one. Post more, wanker! I'm dying laughing over here at this excuse for a troll we got currently infesting the board. "Back in my day, the trolls were 20 feet high and had a vocabulary that would scare off Balzac" (see what I did there? )

[hawaiiansteel]

Re: eniparadoxgma's 1000th post EXTRAVAGANZA!!!1111

nice to see you break your virginity, keep up the good work and we all look forward to your next 1000 posts!

[Shawn]

Re: eniparadoxgma's 1000th post EXTRAVAGANZA!!!1111

Newbs...pfft.

[anger 82&95]

Re: eniparadoxgma's 1000th post EXTRAVAGANZA!!!1111

A hearty pre-coffee congratulation! Your posts are always insightful, humorous and provocative. And yes, AA certainly needs to post more…

[steelblood]

Re: eniparadoxgma's 1000th post EXTRAVAGANZA!!!1111

Your sig reminds me of a modern day Count Chocula. Or maybe its breakfast time.

[Wolfhound45]

Re: eniparadoxgma's 1000th post EXTRAVAGANZA!!!1111

Congrats eniparadoxgma!

So now that you have made the big time, are you going to start hanging out with BB?

[Djfan]

Re: eniparadoxgma's 1000th post EXTRAVAGANZA!!!1111

Congrats to the one with the unpronouncable name, who can actually debate like a gentleman over topics he disagrees on, and still thinks girls want him.

Two out of three isn't bad. Wait! That's 2/3s again!!!

[flippy]

Re: eniparadoxgma's 1000th post EXTRAVAGANZA!!!1111

It's taken me 1000 posts to understand why you are a paradox wrapped in an enigma.

ENI - an Italian Oil and Gas company
Paradox - absurd but possibly true
GMA - good morning america

Oil is black. Robin Roberts is the black host on Good Morning America and she used to be a sportscaster. So it makes sense on some level that Robin Roberts would post on here because she is conceivably interested in the Steelers.

But it seems like she couldn't possibly spend so much time on this site because she has a job. A real job that takes up too much time for it to be possible for her to make 1000 posts on this message board.

And I always thought you were a guy. But there's no black male host on GMA.

But Robin is a unisex name. So this makes even more sense to me since who is a better paradox wrapped in an enigma than an androgyne.

I've heard Lady Gaga say she's very interested in androgyny and blurring the line between man and woman. So maybe you're Lady Gaga because she was once on GMA and wore oil based latex during her performance.

Either way, taking this a step further, you seem to be most interested in Steelers board trolls. And you complain about them like a woman and smack them down like a man.

Am I getting closer Robin?

Or should I say Gaga?

Congrats on 1000.

You are a true paradox wrapped in an enigma. And it all makes sense now.

But yet it still doesnt.

[papillon]

Re: eniparadoxgma's 1000th post EXTRAVAGANZA!!!1111

D@mn newbies always tooting their own horn.

Pappy

[RuthlessBurgher]

Re: eniparadoxgma's 1000th post EXTRAVAGANZA!!!1111

It's taken me 1000 posts to understand why you are a paradox wrapped in an enigma.

ENI - an Italian Oil and Gas company
Paradox - absurd but possibly true
GMA - good morning america

Oil is black. Robin Roberts is the black host on Good Morning America and she used to be a sportscaster. So it makes sense on some level that Robin Roberts would post on here because she is conceivably interested in the Steelers.

But it seems like she couldn't possibly spend so much time on this site because she has a job. A real job that takes up too much time for it to be possible for her to make 1000 posts on this message board.

And I always thought you were a guy. But there's no black male host on GMA.

But Robin is a unisex name. So this makes even more sense to me since who is a better paradox wrapped in an enigma than an androgyne.

I've heard Lady Gaga say she's very interested in androgyny and blurring the line between man and woman. So maybe you're Lady Gaga because she was once on GMA and wore oil based latex during her performance.

Either way, taking this a step further, you seem to be most interested in Steelers board trolls. And you complain about them like a woman and smack them down like a man.

Am I getting closer Robin?

Or should I say Gaga?

Congrats on 1000.

You are a true paradox wrapped in an enigma. And it all makes sense now.

But yet it still doesnt.

ladyrobingarobertsga doesn't have the same ring to it that eniparadoxgma has.

And your mangled stream of consciousness truly frightens me, flip. I love it!

[anger 82&95]

Re: eniparadoxgma's 1000th post EXTRAVAGANZA!!!1111

Congrats to the one with the unpronouncable name, who can actually debate like a gentleman over topics he disagrees on, and still thinks girls want him.

Two out of three isn't bad. Wait! That's 2/3s again!!!

If you backmask “eniparadoxgma” on a Led Zeppelin vinyl, you can clearly hear the statement, “I am a dark lord, take your shots or I’ll take you in a bathroom.”