Anyone else have a run in with Ben?

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  • flippy
    Legend
    • Dec 2008
    • 17088
    #91
    Re: Anyone else have a run in with Ben?

    I just heard Ben on TMZ apologize for the media and fans being a bunch of flippin prudes.
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      • flippy
        Legend
        • Dec 2008
        • 17088
        #92
        Re: Anyone else have a run in with Ben?

        Ben's therapist noticed that Kennywood was open on Ben's first visit. Unfortunately for Ben, the therapist was a dude, so he zipped up and apologized.
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          • RuthlessBurgher
            Legend
            • May 2008
            • 33208
            #93
            Re: Anyone else have a run in with Ben?

            You better watch out when using the words "Ben" and "therapist" side-by-side like that.

            Make sure you don't accidentally hit the space bar between the "e" and "r" in "therapist."
            Steeler teams featuring stat-driven, me-first, fantasy-football-darling diva types such as Antonio Brown & Le'Veon Bell won no championships.

            Super Bowl winning Steeler teams were built around a dynamic, in-your-face defense plus blue-collar, hard-hitting, no-nonsense football players on offense such as Hines Ward & Jerome Bettis.

            We don't want Juju & Conner to replace what we lost in Brown & Bell.

            We are counting on Juju & Conner to return us to the glory we once had with Hines & The Bus.

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              • flippy
                Legend
                • Dec 2008
                • 17088
                #94
                Re: Anyone else have a run in with Ben?

                Originally posted by RuthlessBurgher
                You better watch out when using the words "Ben" and "therapist" side-by-side like that.

                Make sure you don't accidentally hit the space bar between the "e" and "r" in "therapist."
                it was intentional
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                  • flippy
                    Legend
                    • Dec 2008
                    • 17088
                    #95
                    Re: Anyone else have a run in with Ben?

                    Rooney was pleased to hear the first meeting between Ben, therapist, and Goodell went well.

                    Just trying to be even more blatant with the accidental "," typo after therapist.
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                      • flippy
                        Legend
                        • Dec 2008
                        • 17088
                        #96
                        Re: Anyone else have a run in with Ben?

                        A friend of a friend in NJ told me that LT's pimp was 6'5", 241 and wearing a Roethlisberger jersey.
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                          • ikestops85
                            Hall of Famer
                            • Jun 2008
                            • 3724
                            #97
                            Re: Anyone else have a run in with Ben?

                            Originally posted by SteelAbility
                            Originally posted by NW Steeler
                            Originally posted by flippy
                            I was in the bathroom one time when I heard some girl with Ben in the next stall. He asked me to courtesy flush, please. What a considerate guy.
                            What a coincidence. I was taking a dump in a stall one over from Ben when I discovered that all the tp was gone. I asked him for a square, He said "I don't have a square to spare". What a bad word!
                            Me too. Same situation. No TP. Ben was slinging crap over the stall trying to hit me and saying "Take my shots b*tch!"
                            When I was in the stall next to him he was also slinging crap over the side. The difference was that time he was saying "See if you can hang on to this Sweed".
                            As many on this site think ... The Rooney's suck, Colbert sucks, Tomlin sucks, the coaches suck, and the players suck.

                            but Go Steelers!!!

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                              • flippy
                                Legend
                                • Dec 2008
                                • 17088
                                #98
                                Re: Anyone else have a run in with Ben?

                                Spoiler Alert: The writers of Lost told me that the final episode reveals the entire plot of their show. Is it possible to keep a 6'5", 241lb QB with initials BR trapped on a mysterious island using cork in a bottle of wine.

                                Apparently the wine represents drunken debauchery, the cork is an NFL owner in Ireland, the island is Ireland (and the luck of the irish is lucky like the number 7), and the MiB breaking the bottle represents alleged sexual assault.
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                                  • flippy
                                    Legend
                                    • Dec 2008
                                    • 17088
                                    #99
                                    Re: Anyone else have a run in with Ben?

                                    Never before seen footage of Dateline's "To Catch a Predator" allegedly catches Big Ben in a compromising position.
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                                      • flippy
                                        Legend
                                        • Dec 2008
                                        • 17088
                                        #100
                                        Re: Anyone else have a run in with Ben?

                                        Some kids like to go cow tipping late at night. Ben prefers pull the plugs on old people's life support systems.
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                                          • flippy
                                            Legend
                                            • Dec 2008
                                            • 17088
                                            #101
                                            Re: Anyone else have a run in with Ben?

                                            Ben owes back taxes on all the free gifts he's received from bar and restaurant owners in Pittsburgh. Apparently he didn't report these as income.
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