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  • SS Laser
    Pro Bowler
    • Apr 2009
    • 1929

    Ben "Despicable"

    Despicable Freestyle Lyrics: Eminem

    [Eminem]
    F-ck an intro man, lets go..
    I come around like what goes around
    what goes up must come down
    anyone who comes up must go down
    might as well go for the gusto now
    better not let up better not let them breath
    last shot give it all you got
    try to turn me down b-tch get f-cked with the volume nob
    f-ck all you snobs
    hoes I hope all you rott
    2 bottles of lubriderm and a box of condoms is that all you brought
    and you wanna menage a trois you twats
    f-ck that I’d rather turn this club to a bar room brawl
    get as rowdy as Roesthlisberger in a bathroom stall
    like a leech stuck in a vacuum your only nothin but a whole lot of suckin’
    goin’ on in rap
    yeah but I’m home
    Bad to the bone
    Back in the zone
    Let him alone
    You don’t wanna go eggin’ him on

    It’ll never be my chair that your on
    crown so tight that it cuts off circulation to the brain no oxygen
    otherwords there’s no heir to the throne
    when I die so does hip hop
    hitchcock better sh-t bitch ass got a zip locked in a bag
    you fags aint been able to fade me since Kid Rock had a high top
    keep blogging while I’m mind boggling my zone like I’m in the twilight
    talking of my bone this is my mic dog I like hogging it

    flow so wet I’mma take this beat tobogganing
    I’m water logging it, I’m sogging it
    pull your verse out the beat and stomp on it
    suplex it on cement like I’m on some straight outta compton sh-t
    take this d-ck and chomp on it
    I’m so bad I can b-tch slap a back handed compliment
    jack ass eat a donkey d-ck
    the game I just about conquered it like Donkey Kong
    I’m bonkers bitch, I’m the king of this honkey sh-t, I reign supreme in this honkey sh-t
    no sense screaming and arguing
    makes no difference whether a Benz or Bentley or a Beamers the car you in
    you think you ball well I palm it
    I throw up bombs when I vomit
    boy I throw down in the kitchen might hit your mom with my omlette
    but you got egg on your face now watch me drop an atomic
    I should be strapped to the chest of a kamikaze
    bitch I’m as bat sh-t as Ozzy it’s obvious
    you can tell I go right off the bat
    no pun intended but come any closer I’ll bite off your head
    tryna give me the fingers kinda like giving a spider the web
    I’m just gonna spin it and try to use it to my advantage
    I catch a fly in that bitch you think you fly you just food
    I give as much as a flying f-ck as that superman dude
    guess I just do what you can’t do or make you look stupid and bamboozled
    confused as usual and you can get ripped she can open a can too
    but you better hope you can handle the heat
    or stay the f-ck outta hell’s kitchen
    I came to cock block like a square f-cking male chicken
    yeah it’s shady slut the rest can suck on a big one
    cos Im despicable like daffy duck when I’m spitting,
    (haha recovery)
    [End]
  • hawaiiansteel
    Legend
    • May 2008
    • 35649

    #2
    Re: Ben "Despicable"

    kinda funny actually...

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    • SS Laser
      Pro Bowler
      • Apr 2009
      • 1929

      #3
      Re: Ben "Despicable"

      Originally posted by hawaiiansteel
      kinda funny actually...

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      • birtikidis
        Hall of Famer
        • May 2008
        • 4628

        #4
        Re: Ben "Despicable"

        I thought eminem went the way of Limp Bizkit...

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        • SS Laser
          Pro Bowler
          • Apr 2009
          • 1929

          #5
          Re: Ben "Despicable"

          Nope had an addiction. Got all fixed up and is back! Just like Ben will be.

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          • birtikidis
            Hall of Famer
            • May 2008
            • 4628

            #6
            Re: Ben "Despicable"

            Originally posted by SS Laser
            Nope had an addiction. Got all fixed up and is back! Just like Ben will be.
            Funny that LB and M&M are putting new cd's out at about the same time.
            just saw LB at 98 rockfest here in Tampa, and they CRUSHED. they were awesome. I felt bad for Alice In Chains because there was no way they could follow it up... and they didn't.

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            • costanza2k1
              Hall of Famer
              • Mar 2008
              • 2579

              #7
              Re: Ben "Despicable"

              [youtube:t3fz01s4]eniw_S8JaJM[/youtube:t3fz01s4]
              ours is not to wonder why just invert and multiply...

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              • HeHateMe

                #8
                Re: Ben "Despicable"

                Ben is the punchline to many jokes having to do with abuse of women. Way to go bud.

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                • The Man of Steel
                  Pro Bowler
                  • Dec 2009
                  • 2236

                  #9
                  Re: Ben "Despicable"

                  Originally posted by birtikidis
                  I thought eminem went the way of Limp Bizkit...
                  I guess there's a few Peter Pans out there who still think it's 1999.
                  Obviously the standard is the standard.

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                  • flippy
                    Legend
                    • Dec 2008
                    • 17088

                    #10
                    Re: Ben "Despicable"

                    Here's my rap about Ben. It's more of a gansta flow a la Too Short mixed with Eminen style rhyming with his cadence instead of his words.

                    "Wrong Spot" by Flippy

                    Yo B!tches Take My Shots!
                    Kennywood's open.
                    Look at my jock.

                    Let's go to the potty
                    DTF shorty
                    Big Ben Roethlisberger always hits the right spotty

                    Make sure to lock the door
                    Can't be seen with a sorority whore
                    Where's my cops to block the door?

                    Ok, ready, let's go.
                    Take off those panties
                    Don't say no.

                    I'll put it in
                    And make you spin
                    Make you so dizzy you'll hit your head.

                    Uh oh
                    Why'd you stop?
                    Damn b!tch is too drunk to finish this sh!t.

                    Back to the party
                    Find another shorty
                    Big Ben Roethlisberger gonna hit the right spotty.

                    Now here come the cops
                    Not my cops
                    What do you mean that she said stop?

                    They know it aint true?
                    But what you gonna do?
                    How could I be guilt when my b@lls are blue?

                    End of the party
                    Didn't get a shorty
                    Big Ben Roethlisberger in a bad spotty.

                    Duece's gonna kill me
                    Goodell's gonna bill me
                    Better call my lawyer so the DA don't jail me.
                    sigpic

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                    • D Rock
                      Hall of Famer
                      • Dec 2008
                      • 2797

                      #11
                      Re: Ben "Despicable"

                      well done Flip

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                      • SS Laser
                        Pro Bowler
                        • Apr 2009
                        • 1929

                        #12
                        Re: Ben "Despicable"

                        Originally posted by HeHateMe
                        Ben is the punchline to many jokes having to do with abuse of women. Way to go bud.
                        Figured you would love it! To BAD there is no Ben abused women? Show me PROOF he did?

                        And yes this is funny. I am sure there will be other "Ben" jokes I will laugh at.

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                        • flippy
                          Legend
                          • Dec 2008
                          • 17088

                          #13
                          Re: Ben "Despicable"

                          Originally posted by D Rock
                          well done Flip
                          Looking back, a better hook woulda been "Ben Big Rotty Always Hit the Right Spotty".
                          sigpic

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                          • feltdizz
                            Legend
                            • May 2008
                            • 27531

                            #14
                            Re: Ben "Despicable"

                            Now here come the cops
                            Not my cops
                            What do you mean that she said stop?


                            Now that was funny....

                            Damn Flippy, you went in!!!

                            I got beats.. holla!
                            Steelers 27
                            Rats 16

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                            • feltdizz
                              Legend
                              • May 2008
                              • 27531

                              #15
                              Re: Ben "Despicable"

                              Now here come the cops
                              Not my cops
                              What do you mean that she said stop?


                              Now that was funny....

                              Damn Flippy, you went in!!!

                              I got beats.. holla!
                              Steelers 27
                              Rats 16

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