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  • Chadman
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    • May 2008
    • 6537

    Chadman- "No longer talking about legal issues"

    From the post-gazette..

    Wednesday 31st March, 2010

    In a press conference held in Midgeville Georgia, Pittsburgh Steelers fan, and Australian superstar, Chadman vowed to "not talk about the Steelers legal issues again until there is actual charges laid."

    A clearly upset Chadman went at lengths to explain that the legal concerns facing Steelers players Ben Roethlisberger & Santonio Holmes were not a matter for him, his Steeler bretheran or, in what turned out to be a withering attack, a matter for the media to speculate on.

    "Look, Chadman has, to be completely honest, had it up to f#@@**king here with this s%&t! If nobody can get some decent f&**^king facts involved, it's all speculation. Chadman now refuses to partake in further character assassinations until some charges are actually laid."

    "After all, if we want to speculate- we have a f%@@*king draft coming up-there should be plenty of stuff to speculate on there!".

    The press conference was reduced to a giggling fit after Chadman produced flaming Sambucca shots & yelled "drink Chadman's shots you female dogs!". Of course, the press drank up..

    Chadman went on to say that it is still tough, after all these years, being the smartest, most amazing poster on Planet Steelers, but the weight of expectation is in fact what drives him to continue.

    "Yeah, it's all about having fun, ya'll"

    Scenes turned ugly when a woman claimed Chadman had thrown a glass at her, but after throwing $15 000 of Monopoly money at her, she soon realised she was an idiot.

    As the press conference ended, Chadman walked away under the protection of a large Samoan man with long hair & a #77 jersey that looked somewhat like an Idaho college players shirt. Nobody messed with that guy, or could decide exactly the nature of the relationship betwen Chadman & this giant 6'5" 331lbs (approx) man, but all agreed he was neither drunk, nor particularly friendly to the students hanging around hoping to catch a glimpse of Chadman.

    Chadman was last seen entering a student bar's V.I.P. room and asking for the bathroom key & the hot blonde in the corner.

    Ed Bouchette writes for the Post Gazette.
    The people that are trying to make the world worse never take a day off, why should I?

    Light up the darkness.
  • hawaiiansteel
    Legend
    • May 2008
    • 35648

    #2
    Re: Chadman- "No longer talking about legal issues"

    Originally posted by Chadman
    From the post-gazette..

    Wednesday 31st March, 2010

    In a press conference held in Midgeville Georgia, Pittsburgh Steelers fan, and Australian porn superstar, Chadman vowed to "not talk about the Steelers legal issues again until there is actual charges laid."

    A clearly upset Chadman went at lengths to explain that the legal concerns facing Steelers players Ben Roethlisberger & Santonio Holmes were not a matter for him, his Steeler bretheran or, in what turned out to be a withering attack, a matter for the media to speculate on.

    "Look, Chadman has, to be completely honest, had it up to f#@@**king here with this s%&t! If nobody can get some decent f&**^king facts involved, it's all speculation. Chadman now refuses to partake in further character assassinations until some charges are actually laid."

    "After all, if we want to speculate- we have a f%@@*king draft coming up-there should be plenty of stuff to speculate on there!".

    The press conference was reduced to a giggling fit after Chadman produced flaming Sambucca shots & yelled "drink Chadman's shots you female dogs!". Of course, the press drank up..

    Chadman went on to say that it is still tough, after all these years, being the smartest, most amazing poster on Planet Steelers, but the weight of expectation is in fact what drives him to continue.

    "Yeah, it's all about having fun, ya'll"

    Scenes turned ugly when a woman claimed Chadman had thrown a glass at her, but after throwing $15 000 of Monopoly money at her, she soon realised she was an idiot.

    As the press conference ended, Chadman walked away under the protection of a large Samoan man with long hair & a #77 jersey that looked somewhat like an Idaho college players shirt. Nobody messed with that guy, or could decide exactly the nature of the relationship betwen Chadman & this giant 6'5" 331lbs (approx) man, but all agreed he was neither drunk, nor particularly friendly to the students hanging around hoping to catch a glimpse of Chadman.

    Chadman was last seen entering a student bar's V.I.P. room and asking for the bathroom key & the hot blonde in the corner.

    Ed Bouchette writes for the Post Gazette.


    there, you missed a word - fixed it for you.

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    • Chadman
      Legend
      • May 2008
      • 6537

      #3
      Re: Chadman- "No longer talking about legal issues"

      Thought that was a given...
      The people that are trying to make the world worse never take a day off, why should I?

      Light up the darkness.

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      • ANPSTEEL
        Starter
        • Jun 2008
        • 888

        #4
        Re: Chadman- "No longer talking about legal issues"

        Not sure about the rest of the post, but the sig is good.

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        • Lebsteel
          Pro Bowler
          • May 2008
          • 1007

          #5
          Re: Chadman- "No longer talking about legal issues"

          See, I knew that Chadman could not make it through a post without mentioning his "special" relationship with a large Samoan man named Eye Yu Potty! Thanks for the laugh, Chadman!
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          • Chadman
            Legend
            • May 2008
            • 6537

            #6
            Re: Chadman- "No longer talking about legal issues"

            Originally posted by Lebsteel
            See, I knew that Chadman could not make it through a post without mentioning his "special" relationship with a large Samoan man named Eye Yu Potty! Thanks for the laugh, Chadman!

            Someone had to do it..

            Too much crap going on...need to refocus!
            The people that are trying to make the world worse never take a day off, why should I?

            Light up the darkness.

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            • fordfixer
              Legend
              • May 2008
              • 10922

              #7
              Re: Chadman- "No longer talking about legal issues"

              Originally posted by Chadman
              From the post-gazette..

              Wednesday 31st March, 2010

              In a press conference held in Midgeville Georgia, Pittsburgh Steelers fan, and Australian superstar, Chadman vowed to "not talk about the Steelers legal issues again until there is actual charges laid."

              A clearly upset Chadman went at lengths to explain that the legal concerns facing Steelers players Ben Roethlisberger & Santonio Holmes were not a matter for him, his Steeler bretheran or, in what turned out to be a withering attack, a matter for the media to speculate on.

              "Look, Chadman has, to be completely honest, had it up to f#@@**king here with this s%&t! If nobody can get some decent f&**^king facts involved, it's all speculation. Chadman now refuses to partake in further character assassinations until some charges are actually laid."

              "After all, if we want to speculate- we have a f%@@*king draft coming up-there should be plenty of stuff to speculate on there!".

              The press conference was reduced to a giggling fit after Chadman produced flaming Sambucca shots & yelled "drink Chadman's shots you female dogs!". Of course, the press drank up..

              Chadman went on to say that it is still tough, after all these years, being the smartest, most amazing poster on Planet Steelers, but the weight of expectation is in fact what drives him to continue.

              "Yeah, it's all about having fun, ya'll"

              Scenes turned ugly when a woman claimed Chadman had thrown a glass at her, but after throwing $15 000 of Monopoly money at her, she soon realised she was an idiot.

              As the press conference ended, Chadman walked away under the protection of a large Samoan man with long hair & a #77 jersey that looked somewhat like an Idaho college players shirt. Nobody messed with that guy, or could decide exactly the nature of the relationship betwen Chadman & this giant 6'5" 331lbs (approx) man, but all agreed he was neither drunk, nor particularly friendly to the students hanging around hoping to catch a glimpse of Chadman.

              Chadman was last seen entering a student bar's V.I.P. room and asking for the bathroom key & the hot blonde in the corner.

              Ed Bouchette writes for the Post Gazette.

              Has anyone seen this story from a credible source :P

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              • Chadman
                Legend
                • May 2008
                • 6537

                #8
                Re: Chadman- "No longer talking about legal issues"

                It's all he-said...uhh....he-said...at this point..
                The people that are trying to make the world worse never take a day off, why should I?

                Light up the darkness.

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                • SteelCrazy
                  Legend
                  • Aug 2008
                  • 5049

                  #9
                  Re: Chadman- "No longer talking about legal issues"

                  Is charades out of the question or is it just talking about it... OOOooo...I love that game
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                  • MeetJoeGreene
                    Hall of Famer
                    • May 2008
                    • 3221

                    #10
                    Re: Chadman- "No longer talking about legal issues"

                    Well done Sir Chadman!

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                    • flippy
                      Legend
                      • Dec 2008
                      • 17088

                      #11
                      Re: Chadman- "No longer talking about legal issues"

                      Seriously, GA needs to crap or get off the pot already.
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