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    Nickname Our Next Punter

    We already have Swish, now comes Percy Harvin III. Dude's a shoe in to replace Berry. What are we gonna call this barrel of football kickin whoopass?

    I'll go first with a couple:

    1. Porkchop
    2. Earthquake
    3. Meatneck
    4. PooBear
    5. Haystack
    6. BuffetBomb
    7. Dickshade
    8. Dumplins
    9. Jackie Gleason
    10. Mongo
    11. Obeast
    12. PP (Pleasantly Plump)
    13. Sweatshop
    14. Tank
    15. TT (Two Ton)



    Couldn't help myself, but seriously looks like a solid contributor in the ST's area. Look forward to the Bismark kickin the sh!t out of the ball.

    ​2019 MNFE CHAMPION

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    Chunk
    Klump
    Fudge
    Maui
    Ham
    Not Starvin' Harvin


    ** PooBear made me laugh!
    Last edited by Ghost; 05-12-2021 at 03:43 PM.

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    Little Snack?

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    I got one for our ginormous punter.
    I will proclaim it the winner right now. Can't be beat.
    Might as well close the thread.

    "BIG-foot"
    Last edited by Captain Lemming; 05-12-2021 at 05:24 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Lemming View Post
    I got one for our ginormous punter.
    I will proclaim it the winner right now. Can't be beat.

    "BIG-foot"
    Big Foot is excellent. Better then my thought of Porky Harvin.

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    P3...

    Which he'd think is Percy the 3rd... but, also doubles as Pleasantly Plump Percy.
    2013 MNF Executive Champion!

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    QB2 - he may have a better arm than Mason

    Kick Kong - we once had a quadzilla on the roster. Kong is his arch rival.

    Elvis - or any reference to Elvis

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    Quote Originally Posted by flippy View Post
    QB2 - he may have a better arm than Mason

    Kick Kong - we once had a quadzilla on the roster. Kong is his arch rival.

    Elvis - or any reference to Elvis
    I'm feelin "Kick Kong". Still like mine better but that one is really good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Lemming View Post
    I'm feelin "Kick Kong". Still like mine better but that one is really good.
    Big Foot is a great name.

    Heck, even King Kong could work because Elvis was the King.

    I have to admit I always really liked Quadzilla and seriously don’t think we can top that. Or maybe I’m just not creative enough.

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    Never have I seen a fat punter. You need a certain amount flexibility to extend your leg to punt the football correctly. I don't know the point where a large stomach interferes with the motion, but Harris is pushing it. He needs to sit down with a coach who knows what he's doing and address this problem before it becomes too big of one. Hire a PT ASAP. It's only a chance to make a few million dollars here.

    I'll call him pushin' it Percey.
    Last edited by Joel Buchsbaum; 05-13-2021 at 07:48 AM.
    Plan to spend 75 million in cap space in 2022 ( most in the NFL ) and use the 2 comp picks ( 3rd and 5th ) for a killer 2022 draft. We will be back hopefully with better coaching.

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