Top 10 Reasons why Pittsburgh Steelers rookie Shamarko Thomas is badder than a Sharknado
10) Ian Ziering and Tara Reid appear in Sharknado
9) Sharks don’t push cars in neutral to work out
8) Shamarko Thomas could probably fly if he wanted to. Sharks can’t fly, silly
7) Shamarko is a badder name than Sharknado
6) Sharknado got 3.9 out of 5 stars on IMDB. Opposing teams see 5 out of 5 stars after being hit by Shamarko Th...
Source: Yardbarker: Pittsburgh Steelers