CPD News: Body Found
Tuesday November 18, 2008
Cleveland , Ohio
Cleveland Police have recovered the body of an adult male from the
Cuyahoga River at 8:45 AM.
The victim apparently fell in and drowned due to excessive alcohol
consumption.
He was wearing a Cleveland Browns jersey, black fishnet
stockings and a red garter belt. He also had a cucumber inserted in his
rectum.
The police thoughtfully removed the Browns jersey to spare the family any
unnecessary embarrassment.
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