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    Quote Originally Posted by TheRealTazz864 View Post
    What can I say, I'm a helper....
    Nah, "I" am a helper.

    I just gave you a training video to fix your disability. It doesn't even require literacy just watch the pretty moving pictures.

    It requires the intellectual capacity of a toddler watching "baby shark".

    Sadly you could not handle THAT degree of difficulty.

    You saw only a STILL PICTURE and gave an embarrassing response based on a thumbnail photo.

    Flasteel had to suggest you try actually playing the video (I envision him having difficulty typing as his chuckling made steadying his hands tough.)

    You actually said:
    "You know that is Matthew Perry right?" Hilarious!

    You suggested I should have cued it up, so poor baby won't get confused by having to hit a red triangle?

    Does momma still chew your food man?
    Last edited by Captain Lemming; 11-17-2022 at 02:18 AM.




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    FINALLY Planet Steelers' "Movers and Shakers" have adopted not just sarcasm but mordant humor and Irony. Fifteen years of Tomlin Self Promotion Wizardry was needed to get this outfit here but the journey was worth it. Lem shows sarcasm is alive and well even in Hostess Cupcake Idaho, the home of American Nazis and other routine 2020 Election Deniers.

    Sure, living near sarcasm's World Capital and Vortex, Hollywierd, gives me a huge advantage. OTOH Artie's Benign Neglect helped in getting the Steelers exactly where they are today. As a Lifer who came in with the Chief's Elbie Nickel/Joe Geri Steelers, be assured Steeler Excellence is several 2022-like seasons from today with serious SB talk reasonable by the time I'm looking at the Big Nine-Oh.

    "The Future Lies Ahead" as the immortal Mort Sahl's vinyl album was titled. Mazel tov

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    Quote Originally Posted by flippy View Post
    It’s really pretty simple.

    When someone doesn’t get your sarcasm online, it just means they believe you’re an idiot.
    I've knocked on a person's door on a cold winter day and the freezing cat outside waits for "me" to open the door so he can get in.

    The cat looks at me like an idiot because I have hands but wait for someone else to open just like him. He is like...just open the door man.

    The cat is just not smart enough to understand the nuances of human interactions.

    Same principle for people who cannot grasp sarcasm and think sarcastic people are idiots.
    Last edited by Captain Lemming; 11-17-2022 at 02:34 AM.




    In view of the fact that Mike Tomlin has matched Cowhers record I give him the designation:

    TCFCLTC-
    The Coach Formerly Considered Less Than Cowher

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