The time has come my friends.
This could be Large Benjamin’s final game.
We’ve been on a 3 week bender celebrating his final game.
This might be it for our team. We could be looking at a future playoff drought for the rest of our lifetimes.
Who knows where we go from here?
We may be looking at a future of journeymen QBs. We might be hoping for this team to turn the corner for the next couple of decades just like we do with the Pirates.
We could become the bottom dwellers of the AFC North.
To some degree I’m sad. I’m nervous. I’m at a loss of what to even think about the future.
But for now, we’ve got tonight. And as long as we have tonight, who needs tomorrow.
Let’s extend this 3 week bender into eternity. Anything can happen if we make it happen.
Who’s ready for this?
My biggest concern right now is which jersey to wear. Do I pull out my Ben? Do I go with a Juju or Watt?
Do I go deep into the closet and pull out one of my undefeated jerseys like my Mean Joe or Hines Ward.
Which jersey will get us the victory?
Should I do a couple wardrobe changes. Maybe a pregame jersey. A tailgate jersey. A different jersey for each quarter drawing on the power we need at each moment of the game.
Or should I do a lucky sweatshirt? Or a lucky Pirates cap?
I know my choice will have the biggest impact on the game.
Put me in coach. I’m ready to roll.
Here we go!!!!!
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