Slapstick - is that a backhanded compliment that you are so surprised I had a coherent thought...
Not that you had a coherent thought, but that an analogy using crazy ex-girlfriends and "slump-busters" would be so apropos...
But, now that you mention it...
Pittsburgh, PA: City of Champions.
On the other hand, you have the evil genius Haley slowing down Ben from running a play and allowing a challenge flag, giving the slowest WR on the team an end around, not handing the ball to Felix Jones at all in the second half, giving Dwyer one carry (why?), three straight running plays to start the game was pure brilliance, Haley needs to be gone and if Tomlin had any stones he would have taken the headset from Haley after the third pklay of the game and asked him WTF are you doing?
1.25) Artie Burns - CB, Miami (Mackensie Aleander)
2.58 ) Sean Davis - S/CB, Maryland (Deion Jones)
3.89) Javon Hargrave - DT, S. Carolina St. (Nick Vannett)
4.123) Jerald Hawkins - OT, LSU (Deandre Houston-Carson)
6.220) Travis Feeny - OLB, Wash (Darius Jackson)
7.227) Demarcus Ayers - WR, Hou (Graham Glasgow)
7.246) Tyler Matakevich - OLB, Temple (Travis Feeney)
The referee said that you hit Brian Sipe too hard. Did you hit him too hard?
I hit him as hard as I could - Jack Lambert
All that, and if Ben just completes some passes to some open guys, the game may have ended differently...