Quote Originally Posted by Chadman View Post
Haley inadvertently will take himself out. He'll call a bubble screen, Ben, moves to pass, DeCastro dives with his eyes cast downwards, crashes into Gilbert who falls over on top of Felix Jones, the taget of Ben's pass. The ball ricochets off Felix's helmet, Sander's alligators the catch, hits David Johnson in the grill, causing him to fall backwards into Tomlin, who is standing on the sideline facepalming & not watching the play, and as Tomlin falls, his flailing arms release the challenge flag, loaded with ballbearings, toward Haley, who is giggling like the Riddler over his hyper-intelligence, lodging itself in his throat. The intense coughing fit that follows causes Haley to get a runny nose & bloodshot eyes, combined injuries that he never recovers from fully.