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    I live vicariously thru myself.

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    Pro Bowler D Rock's Avatar
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    I'm just glad I started all of this hahaha

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    I taught Chuck Norris his toughness ... telepathically. He thanks me daily by sending me royallites. I once beat Steven Segal into submission on one of his movies, and he asked for more, Please. The movie was never released. He made a career move to real police work. I teach modesty seminars world-wide. My predictive powers are 99% right-brained. Steelers 31-13, +2 in turnovers, 3 redzone TD's, Worilds goes off one way or another, the receiving core is amazing, and Mike Wallace calls in asking if he can come back and be on the team again.
    PLEASE DON'T FEED THE TROLLS






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    Here's a quick list of Flippy accomplishments:

    1. Made James Harrison weep like a little girl
    2. Beat Casey Hampton in an eating contest
    3. Won a spelling bee versus Terry Bradshaw even though I spotted him every letter
    4. Injured Gilby when he fell on me

    Need I go on?

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    HAL-9000 does my taxes, I mentor the Dalai Lama, I bit Mike Tyson's ear, Jack the Ripper lowers his eyes and calls me sir, and I sell vodka to the Russians.

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    Unfortunately, looks like Holliday may have known what he was talking about...

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    If it was any QB besides Locker, old Doc would have been dead on. And after watching, his season record might have been generous.

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