My buddy just told me Arron Hernandez will go to jail a tight end and come out a wide receiver.
New rumor, the police won't be able to get Hernandez on obstruction because NE's TEs don't block anything.
"I bet Aaron Hernandez keeps refreshing [URL="http://t.co/xxsGoIyTzZ"]http://ESPN.com [/URL] to see if he's been arrested yet." Seth Meyers
True cheatriot destroying evidence.
First he killed a guy, then he destroyed evidence, this is not funny.
Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, hear the lamentations of their women.
Come on flip, there are perfect people in the world. They will not see the humor in this post. They will also let you know about it.
2017 Mock
1. T.J Watt, OLB/DE, Wisconsin - will be a huge mistake if available and we pass
2. Cordrea Tankersley, CB, Clemson
3. Josh Jones, S, N.C. State
3. Adam Shaheen, TE, Ashland
4. Trey Hendrickson, DE, Florida Atlantic
5. Josh Reynolds, WR, Texas A&M
6. Barry Sanders, RB, Oklahoma State (How can you go wrong with that name, however the sample size is so small that his dad may be better even in his 50's)
7. Alec Torgersen, QB, Pennsylvania
Everything is a little funny, especially when it shouldn't be. It's a coping mechanism. I think it works for the majority of people. It keeps the top comics in business.
It's no different than after the NASA Challenger explosion, asking what color the astronauts' eyes were? They were blue. One blew this way, the other blew the other way. People with blue eyes died that day...tragic.
The more taboo the topic, the funnier it is sometimes. It's possible to laugh and feel bad about something simultaneously. At least that seems to blend well in my head.
Guys, my contribution was a Hernandez Haiku! just wasn't too good...let me try again...
Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, hear the lamentations of their women.
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